In so many ways, this Ashes campaign resembles the many England played against Australia through the 1990s and early 2000s. They have been brutalised on the field, and that is being polite about what Australia have done to them.
Off the field, casualties have been high. Their rock at No 3 has left, and he might never come back. Their leading spinner has upped and retired with two Tests still to go.
Their management of the squad is suddenly under fire: too controlled, too joyless – precisely the factors for their success until now. The selection policy is being picked apart: why take so many tall fast bowlers, all with good bounce, only to not play any of them at Perth?
They are one Tiger Moth joyride away from a complete meltdown. (To recap: in 1990/91, during a side game against Queensland, David Gower and John Morris chose to fly a Tiger Moth plane low over the stadium instead of being at the game itself, an incident that embodied the indiscipline of a poor Ashes tour.)
The only way this could be a greater tribute to that time is if England do well in the dead-rubber Tests. These Tests were what defined the Ashes power equation through that period. Australia would win the urn in the least number of days possible before England snuck in a result.
In 1993, England won the sixth and final Test at 4-0 down. The following trip to Australia, England won the fourth Test to be 2-1 down with a chance to at least level the series (they did not), but the Ashes were already lost.
In 1997, England won the sixth Test at The Oval, giving a lost series some scoreline respectability. In 1998/99, the Ashes could not be won when England won the fourth Test to be 2-1 down. In 2001, England won the fourth Test when 3-0 down, and in 2002/03 they won the last Test, having lost the first four.
Until 2005, this pattern was set in stone. Did England play with more freedom once the series was gone, or did Australia relax once it was secured? For a great side famous for their ruthlessness, Australia had an inexplicable tendency to lose these dead-rubber Ashes Tests.
The thing about these games is that they can be illusory. Often, winning the last Test leaves behind a false aftertaste of hope, even positivity. When Michael Atherton took over from Graham Gooch during the 1993 Ashes, with two Tests to go but the series gone, England responded immediately.
A new era, finally, seemed on the cusp. It was not to be; Atherton, earnest and spirited as his efforts were, could not cure England’s malaise. More recently, outside the Ashes, was the love-in created in the immediate aftermath of dead-rubber triumph over South Africa in 2008.
That was Kevin Pietersen’s first Test as captain after Michael Vaughan stepped away. Matters looked rosy then, but they turned very bad very quickly.
England look so comprehensively decimated right now it is difficult to imagine what they could possibly take from the final two Tests, even if they win both. Every place in the XI, bar very few, is under scrutiny.
The consolation, ironically, lies in this era of international cricket that England have tried and failed to conquer. The implications of results have been fuzzied constantly. More than for many generations, it matters greatly whether a side is playing at home or away.
South Africa are probably the only current side reasonably confident about getting a result away from home, and even their home form is not impeccable.
Cricket’s order is still shaking itself up to settle on a truly dominant team.
A further, essential marker of Australia’s progress will come in South Africa next. A truer gauge of the decline of England may be apparent in their next big home series against India.
Seminal as this result may look right now, it could, in coming months, be as useful a guide as Australia’s fortunes just six months ago, when they lost the Ashes 3-0 in England.
osamiuddin@thenational.ae
Ruwais timeline
1971 Abu Dhabi National Oil Company established
1980 Ruwais Housing Complex built, located 10 kilometres away from industrial plants
1982 120,000 bpd capacity Ruwais refinery complex officially inaugurated by the founder of the UAE Sheikh Zayed
1984 Second phase of Ruwais Housing Complex built. Today the 7,000-unit complex houses some 24,000 people.
1985 The refinery is expanded with the commissioning of a 27,000 b/d hydro cracker complex
2009 Plans announced to build $1.2 billion fertilizer plant in Ruwais, producing urea
2010 Adnoc awards $10bn contracts for expansion of Ruwais refinery, to double capacity from 415,000 bpd
2014 Ruwais 261-outlet shopping mall opens
2014 Production starts at newly expanded Ruwais refinery, providing jet fuel and diesel and allowing the UAE to be self-sufficient for petrol supplies
2014 Etihad Rail begins transportation of sulphur from Shah and Habshan to Ruwais for export
2017 Aldar Academies to operate Adnoc’s schools including in Ruwais from September. Eight schools operate in total within the housing complex.
2018 Adnoc announces plans to invest $3.1 billion on upgrading its Ruwais refinery
2018 NMC Healthcare selected to manage operations of Ruwais Hospital
2018 Adnoc announces new downstream strategy at event in Abu Dhabi on May 13
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Name: Younis Al Balooshi
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Electoral College Victory
Trump has so far secured 295 Electoral College votes, according to the Associated Press, exceeding the 270 needed to win. Only Nevada and Arizona remain to be called, and both swing states are leaning Republican. Trump swept all five remaining swing states, North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, sealing his path to victory and giving him a strong mandate.
Popular Vote Tally
The count is ongoing, but Trump currently leads with nearly 51 per cent of the popular vote to Harris’s 47.6 per cent. Trump has over 72.2 million votes, while Harris trails with approximately 67.4 million.
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UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
BULKWHIZ PROFILE
Date started: February 2017
Founders: Amira Rashad (CEO), Yusuf Saber (CTO), Mahmoud Sayedahmed (adviser), Reda Bouraoui (adviser)
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: E-commerce
Size: 50 employees
Funding: approximately $6m
Investors: Beco Capital, Enabling Future and Wain in the UAE; China's MSA Capital; 500 Startups; Faith Capital and Savour Ventures in Kuwait
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets