Bicycle kicks, dipping volleys, diving headers, 30-yard thunderbolts – there are plenty of ways to score spectacular goals, even bundling the ball in with your backside – beauty, after all, is in the eye of the beholder.
For all the wondrous how-on-earth-did-they-do-that? volleys of a Marco van Basten or a Zinedine Zidane; for all the mazy dribbles that leaves half the opposition chasing Lionel Messi’s shadow before he calmly lobs the ball over the goalkeeper with his eyes shut; for all the Steven Gerrard pile drivers that threaten to rip right through the net, for me, none are more glorious than seeing a player score direct from a free kick.
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Visions of Paul Gascoigne hitting a ball that is still rising into David Seaman’s top corner for Tottenham Hotspur in the 1991 FA Cup semi-final, or Roberto Carlos’s audacious, outside of the left-foot effort against France in Le Tournoi in 1997, are still vivid.
And we were treated to two beauties in this weekend’s FA Cup action: a feat of engineering from Dimitri Payet and a howitzer from Eden Hazard.
Payet's effort to give West Ham United a 2-1 lead in their fifth-round encounter against Blackburn Rovers, was the perfect range for the Frenchman: 25 yards from goal, slightly left of centre, and with a generous goalkeeper offering him more than half of his goal to aim for.
But Payet still had to execute, to hit the ball with enough height to clear a jumping wall 10 yards away, enough curl to keep going away from the keeper and enough speed so that he would be unable to make up the ground. He scored full marks on all three.
Hazard's free kick that put Chelsea 4-1 up against Manchester City was more blood and thunder but with no less precision than Payet's.
Maybe five yards closer to goal than Payet, Hazard’s task was arguably even harder, with less of an angle to work with. City goalkeeper Willy Caballero, who it could be argued was at fault for most of City’s goals, was definitely at fault for this one too, but that is not to take anything away from the skill and guile required by Hazard to score it.
Caballero ordered his wall to protect the right side of his goal while he covered the left side. Standard stuff, the kind you see in every match anywhere in the world. And while the Argentine may well have been happy with his set-up, he failed to react to Hazard ordering three of his Chelsea teammates to line up on the end of the wall, the side Caballero had covered, essentially telegraphing to all at Stamford Bridge where he intended to guide the ball.
As Hazard began his short run up, the trio parted right on cue as the Belgian blasted the ball with thunderous pace and perfect precision into Caballero’s left-hand corner. If the goalkeeper had just held his position, instead of taking a step to his right, you know, the side that wall of City players was protecting, he would have made a comfortable save.
Hazard’s strike was one of eight Chelsea have hit direct from free kicks this season, more than any other team in Europe’s top five leagues.
All the more, it was executed by a player other than Willian, the West London club’s set-piece specialist who has scored some stunning goals from a dead-ball situation than any other this season. He may have some competition on his hands now.
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Farage on Muslim Brotherhood
Nigel Farage told Reform's annual conference that the party will proscribe the Muslim Brotherhood if he becomes Prime Minister.
"We will stop dangerous organisations with links to terrorism operating in our country," he said. "Quite why we've been so gutless about this – both Labour and Conservative – I don't know.
“All across the Middle East, countries have banned and proscribed the Muslim Brotherhood as a dangerous organisation. We will do the very same.”
It is 10 years since a ground-breaking report into the Muslim Brotherhood by Sir John Jenkins.
Among the former diplomat's findings was an assessment that “the use of extreme violence in the pursuit of the perfect Islamic society” has “never been institutionally disowned” by the movement.
The prime minister at the time, David Cameron, who commissioned the report, said membership or association with the Muslim Brotherhood was a "possible indicator of extremism" but it would not be banned.
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31% in UK say BBC is biased to left-wing views
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19% in UK say BBC is not biased at all
Source: YouGov
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
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How to watch Ireland v Pakistan in UAE
When: The one-off Test starts on Friday, May 11
What time: Each day’s play is scheduled to start at 2pm UAE time.
TV: The match will be broadcast on OSN Sports Cricket HD. Subscribers to the channel can also stream the action live on OSN Play.
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Islamophobia definition
A widely accepted definition was made by the All Party Parliamentary Group on British Muslims in 2019: “Islamophobia is rooted in racism and is a type of racism that targets expressions of Muslimness or perceived Muslimness.” It further defines it as “inciting hatred or violence against Muslims”.
World record transfers
1. Kylian Mbappe - to Real Madrid in 2017/18 - €180 million (Dh770.4m - if a deal goes through)
2. Paul Pogba - to Manchester United in 2016/17 - €105m
3. Gareth Bale - to Real Madrid in 2013/14 - €101m
4. Cristiano Ronaldo - to Real Madrid in 2009/10 - €94m
5. Gonzalo Higuain - to Juventus in 2016/17 - €90m
6. Neymar - to Barcelona in 2013/14 - €88.2m
7. Romelu Lukaku - to Manchester United in 2017/18 - €84.7m
8. Luis Suarez - to Barcelona in 2014/15 - €81.72m
9. Angel di Maria - to Manchester United in 2014/15 - €75m
10. James Rodriguez - to Real Madrid in 2014/15 - €75m
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MOUNTAINHEAD REVIEW
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MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League, last 16, first leg
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