It all got too much for Santi Cazorla last weekend. A footballer whose courage and all-round benevolence have made him among the most popular of his generation broke down in tears after one setback too many for the club he made his name at, Villarreal.
Cazorla had a penalty saved in the penultimate minute at Real Betis. Score it, and Villarreal would have sneaked out La Liga’s relegation zone. On his way out of the stadium, for the long trip home, Cazorla burst into tears.
Late mishaps are submerging the so-called Yellow Submarine, a Villarreal who lost to Celta Vigo after going 2-0 up 11 days ago, then drew with Barcelona after conceding two very late goals from 4-2 in front. Cazorla takes all this to heart because he is big-hearted and to him Villarreal are more than just a employer.
He feels responsible for shaping their season, one which began with the proud announcement that Cazorla, who first joined the club as a teenager, had come back after his long, injury-hampered spell with Arsenal.
He was presented to fans emerging out of a giant test tube, Cazorla grinning at the novelty unveiling and quietly counting his blessings. So badly damaged are some of his ligaments and bones that it was forecast two years ago he would never play professionally again.
As it happens the 34-year-old has set up more goals than any Villarreal player this season, and, testing his fragile, patched up joints with every outing, he is again the emblem of his club.
Cazorla, at 1.68m, has always been a delightfully diminutive triumph of brain over brawn; likewise Villarreal, the team from a town of less than 50,000 are a charming triumph of resourcefulness over metropolitan might.
On Thursday night, metropolitan might rolls into town in the form of Valencia, the noisy neighbours from just up the highway. At stake, a place in the semi-final of the Europa League, and, tantalisingly close, the opportunity for a final that, successfully negotiated, would put the winner in next season’s Champions League.
Valencia would value that, all the more since they slipped at the weekend to four points off fourth place in La Liga. For Villarreal, it would seem surreal, battling as they are to avoid second division football.
But their whole campaign has had a touch of the surreal, ever since Santi the Superhero jumped out of his test tube. Their domestic struggles - only six wins from 31 Liga matches - contrast with their efficient progress to the last eight of the Europa League, where they are 10 games unbeaten, and swashbuckling enough travellers to have won at Sporting Lisbon and struck three goals on each of their visits to Russia, against Spartak Moscow and Zenit St Petersburg.
Valencia’s journey was via the Champions League, a third place in a tough group behind Juventus and Manchester United, after which the club went on a 17 match unbeaten run until the weekend’s surprise loss to Ray Vallecano.
Like Villarreal, they have come through Glasgow’s fierce atmosphere to be in this quarter-final - Villarreal took two points off Rangers; Valencia knocked out Celtic - and like their neighbours they have conquered Russia, Valencia eliminating Krasnodar.
But the key game in the backstory is the last so-called Euroderby between the little and large of the valenciano region. Fifteen years ago, a rising Villarreal met a heavyweight Valencia, then on their way to a Liga title, in the semi-final of the Uefa Cup. Only a Valencia penalty, 16 minutes into the second leg, separated the teams, and Valencia went on to lift the Cup.
Cazorla made his Villarreal debut that season; the current Villarreal manager, Javi Calleja - who has been sacked and reappointed in the course of this oddball campaign - was in that squad, too.
Both insist that, for all the dangers lurking in La Liga’s last seven fixtures, the appetite for Europe remains sharp.
“Football has been cruel to us in the last few games,” says Cazorla, “but nobody should think we are going to throw away a competition because staying up is our priority.”
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The specs
Engine: 4.0-litre V8 twin-turbocharged and three electric motors
Power: Combined output 920hp
Torque: 730Nm at 4,000-7,000rpm
Transmission: 8-speed dual-clutch automatic
Fuel consumption: 11.2L/100km
On sale: Now, deliveries expected later in 2025
Price: expected to start at Dh1,432,000
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Take Me Apart
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Price, base: From Dh57,000
Engine: 1.5L, in-line four-cylinder
Transmission: Continuously variable transmission
Power: 118hp @ 6,600rpm
Torque: 146Nm @ 4,600rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 5.8L / 100km
Sanju
Produced: Vidhu Vinod Chopra, Rajkumar Hirani
Director: Rajkumar Hirani
Cast: Ranbir Kapoor, Vicky Kaushal, Paresh Rawal, Anushka Sharma, Manish’s Koirala, Dia Mirza, Sonam Kapoor, Jim Sarbh, Boman Irani
Rating: 3.5 stars
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The story in numbers
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This is how many recognised sects Lebanon is home to, along with about four million citizens
450,000
More than this many Palestinian refugees are registered with UNRWA in Lebanon, with about 45 per cent of them living in the country’s 12 refugee camps
1.5 million
There are just under 1 million Syrian refugees registered with the UN, although the government puts the figure upwards of 1.5m
73
The percentage of stateless people in Lebanon, who are not of Palestinian origin, born to a Lebanese mother, according to a 2012-2013 study by human rights organisation Frontiers Ruwad Association
18,000
The number of marriages recorded between Lebanese women and foreigners between the years 1995 and 2008, according to a 2009 study backed by the UN Development Programme
77,400
The number of people believed to be affected by the current nationality law, according to the 2009 UN study
4,926
This is how many Lebanese-Palestinian households there were in Lebanon in 2016, according to a census by the Lebanese-Palestinian dialogue committee
The specs
- Engine: 3.9-litre twin-turbo V8
- Power: 640hp
- Torque: 760nm
- On sale: 2026
- Price: Not announced yet
Citizenship-by-investment programmes
United Kingdom
The UK offers three programmes for residency. The UK Overseas Business Representative Visa lets you open an overseas branch office of your existing company in the country at no extra investment. For the UK Tier 1 Innovator Visa, you are required to invest £50,000 (Dh238,000) into a business. You can also get a UK Tier 1 Investor Visa if you invest £2 million, £5m or £10m (the higher the investment, the sooner you obtain your permanent residency).
All UK residency visas get approved in 90 to 120 days and are valid for 3 years. After 3 years, the applicant can apply for extension of another 2 years. Once they have lived in the UK for a minimum of 6 months every year, they are eligible to apply for permanent residency (called Indefinite Leave to Remain). After one year of ILR, the applicant can apply for UK passport.
The Caribbean
Depending on the country, the investment amount starts from $100,000 (Dh367,250) and can go up to $400,000 in real estate. From the date of purchase, it will take between four to five months to receive a passport.
Portugal
The investment amount ranges from €350,000 to €500,000 (Dh1.5m to Dh2.16m) in real estate. From the date of purchase, it will take a maximum of six months to receive a Golden Visa. Applicants can apply for permanent residency after five years and Portuguese citizenship after six years.
“Among European countries with residency programmes, Portugal has been the most popular because it offers the most cost-effective programme to eventually acquire citizenship of the European Union without ever residing in Portugal,” states Veronica Cotdemiey of Citizenship Invest.
Greece
The real estate investment threshold to acquire residency for Greece is €250,000, making it the cheapest real estate residency visa scheme in Europe. You can apply for residency in four months and citizenship after seven years.
Spain
The real estate investment threshold to acquire residency for Spain is €500,000. You can apply for permanent residency after five years and citizenship after 10 years. It is not necessary to live in Spain to retain and renew the residency visa permit.
Cyprus
Cyprus offers the quickest route to citizenship of a European country in only six months. An investment of €2m in real estate is required, making it the highest priced programme in Europe.
Malta
The Malta citizenship by investment programme is lengthy and investors are required to contribute sums as donations to the Maltese government. The applicant must either contribute at least €650,000 to the National Development & Social Fund. Spouses and children are required to contribute €25,000; unmarried children between 18 and 25 and dependent parents must contribute €50,000 each.
The second step is to make an investment in property of at least €350,000 or enter a property rental contract for at least €16,000 per annum for five years. The third step is to invest at least €150,000 in bonds or shares approved by the Maltese government to be kept for at least five years.
Candidates must commit to a minimum physical presence in Malta before citizenship is granted. While you get residency in two months, you can apply for citizenship after a year.
Egypt
A one-year residency permit can be bought if you purchase property in Egypt worth $100,000. A three-year residency is available for those who invest $200,000 in property, and five years for those who purchase property worth $400,000.
Source: Citizenship Invest and Aqua Properties
In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013
Score
Third Test, Day 1
New Zealand 229-7 (90 ov)
Pakistan
New Zealand won the toss and elected to bat