On his way out of Camp Nou on Sunday evening, Ronald Koeman got caught in traffic. It can happen when the biggest club stadium in Europe, set close to the heart of a major city, has 80,000-odd exiting at the same time.
But the issue for Koeman, Barcelona’s head coach, was not a gridlock of cars. It was people, on foot, crowding around his vehicle, Barca supporters intent on haranguing, up close and aggressive, and, once the harassment began, the gathering of those who just wanted to film the abuse on their phones.
Fists banged on Koeman’s car. Insults roared at him. What looked like spit landed on the windscreen. His wife was in the passenger seat. Eventually, the vehicle slowly eased away. The next morning Barcelona issued a statement condemning the “violent” incidents. “The club will take security and disciplinary measures to make sure these regrettable events do not happen again,” it said.
Koeman’s Barca had lost 2-1 to Real Madrid, the fourth successive clasico defeat against their fiercest rivals, and the third on Koeman’s watch. But this was different to the previous two, because, for the first time since the Dutchman became head coach 14 months ago, it was played out in front of a crowd close to capacity.
A clasico in front of a packed Camp Nou, with Koeman in the technical area, is a scenario he had been looking forward to for more than two decades. This is the management job Koeman has aspired to since he retired as the player whose finest moment was scoring, with one of his trademark direct free-kicks, the goal at Wembley in 1992 that won for Barcelona a European Cup final for the first time.
Once he went, successfully, into management, Koeman targeted coaching his old club. It has been a roundabout journey to get there, via clubs in Netherlands, Spain, Portugal and the Premier League, where his time at Southampton and Everton was not always made easy by his undisguised longing to one day be head coach at Camp Nou. Last year he gave up managing a rising Netherlands national team to fulfill the long-term dream.
Koeman is not naive. He knew this was as hard a time as any this century to be working at debt-burdened Barcelona, and that coaches with better pedigree than his had been put off applying for a job that means dealing with diminishing resources. Lionel Messi has left Camp Nou on Koeman’s watch, as have Luis Suarez and Antoine Griezmann.
To cover the departure of Griezmann, loaned back to the same Atletico Madrid who Suarez propelled to the Liga title last season, Koeman lobbied for the loan signing of Luuk de Jong. The journeyman target man from the Dutch national team immediately became the focus of derision from some supporters because he is seen as a footballer without the stylish grace barcelonistas regard as obligatory - and because he is seen as Koeman’s man.
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When De Jong came on in the clasico, he was booed. “I don’t like to hear that,” said Koeman, though he also praised the biggest crowd - over 85,000 - to have watched a Barcelona game since before the Covid pandemic. “The public were phenomenal until the last second.”
Once he was driving away from the stadium, Koeman experienced a different aspect of the public.
He is still the Hero of Wembley in Barcelona folklore but being a club icon as a player grants limited credit once you become a head coach at the same club. This is a harsh time for some of those who have made that transition. Since Koeman took up his job, he has seen Andrea Pirlo, the ex-Juventus player promoted with little experience to the coaching role, be hired and fired by Juve. He has seen Zinedine Zidane, European Cup-goalscoring hero for Real Madrid, step down for a second time as Madrid head coach, and even Hansi Flick, ex-Bayern Munich player and brilliantly successful Bayern coach, quit his post.
In Pirlo’s case, he was not ready for the managerial challenge. Zidane and Flick found that past achievements did not gain them the authority over club decisions that they sought.
Juventus, Bayern and Madrid have all beaten Koeman’s Barcelona in the past 12 months. So have Atletico and Paris Saint-Germain. “We are getting closer to winning a big game,” said Koeman before he got into his car on Sunday. He suspects that if he is still in charge for the next heavyweight fixture, it is largely because Barcelona cannot lure an elite replacement or afford the costs of firing one manager and hiring another.
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FA Cup quarter-final draw
The matches will be played across the weekend of 21 and 22 March
Sheffield United v Arsenal
Newcastle v Manchester City
Norwich v Derby/Manchester United
Leicester City v Chelsea
The nine articles of the 50-Year Charter
1. Dubai silk road
2. A geo-economic map for Dubai
3. First virtual commercial city
4. A central education file for every citizen
5. A doctor to every citizen
6. Free economic and creative zones in universities
7. Self-sufficiency in Dubai homes
8. Co-operative companies in various sectors
9: Annual growth in philanthropy
How to turn your property into a holiday home
- Ensure decoration and styling – and portal photography – quality is high to achieve maximum rates.
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Ant-Man and the Wasp
Director: Peyton Reed
Starring: Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lilly, Michael Douglas
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SERIES SCHEDULE
First Test, Galle International Stadium
July 26-30
Second Test, Sinhalese Sports Club Ground
August 3-7
Third Test, Pallekele International Cricket Stadium
August 12-16
First ODI, Rangiri Dambulla International Stadium
August 20
Second ODI, Pallekele International Cricket Stadium
August 24
Third ODI, Pallekele International Cricket Stadium
August 27
Fourth ODI, R Premadasa Stadium
August 31
Fifth ODI, R Premadasa Stadium
September 3
T20, R Premadasa Stadium
September 6
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Hili 2: Unesco World Heritage site
The site is part of the Hili archaeological park in Al Ain. Excavations there have proved the existence of the earliest known agricultural communities in modern-day UAE. Some date to the Bronze Age but Hili 2 is an Iron Age site. The Iron Age witnessed the development of the falaj, a network of channels that funnelled water from natural springs in the area. Wells allowed settlements to be established, but falaj meant they could grow and thrive. Unesco, the UN's cultural body, awarded Al Ain's sites - including Hili 2 - world heritage status in 2011. Now the most recent dig at the site has revealed even more about the skilled people that lived and worked there.
Also on December 7 to 9, the third edition of the Gulf Car Festival (www.gulfcarfestival.com) will take over Dubai Festival City Mall, a new venue for the event. Last year's festival brought together about 900 cars worth more than Dh300 million from across the Emirates and wider Gulf region – and that first figure is set to swell by several hundred this time around, with between 1,000 and 1,200 cars expected. The first day is themed around American muscle; the second centres on supercars, exotics, European cars and classics; and the final day will major in JDM (Japanese domestic market) cars, tuned vehicles and trucks. Individuals and car clubs can register their vehicles, although the festival isn’t all static displays, with stunt drifting, a rev battle, car pulls and a burnout competition.
Bombshell
Director: Jay Roach
Stars: Nicole Kidman, Charlize Theron, Margot Robbie
Four out of five stars
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Lamsa
Founder: Badr Ward
Launched: 2014
Employees: 60
Based: Abu Dhabi
Sector: EdTech
Funding to date: $15 million
Specs
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Torque: 1075Nm
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If you go...
Etihad flies daily from Abu Dhabi to Zurich, with fares starting from Dh2,807 return. Frequent high speed trains between Zurich and Vienna make stops at St. Anton.