Seven minutes remained of what had been turning into an uncomfortably close contest at the Westfalen stadium on Sunday. Borussia Dortmund were leading 3-0 in the 55th minute, but all of a sudden they were being stalked by Union Berlin. At 3-2, the points looked far from secure.
Cue the irrepressible Erling Braut Haaland, who not only keeps scoring goals but finds novel ways of doing so.
A long pass, launched by Mats Hummels, bounced behind him, and kicked up off the turf to his left.
Out stretched a long Haaland leg and, with his body entirely in the air, he wrapped his boot around the ball with a firm but light enough touch to arch it, at an angle, over Union goalkeeper Andreas Luthe. The ball dropped just over the goal line, just inside the far post.
That was Haaland’s seventh goal of a Bundesliga season that is five matchdays old. It gave him his third brace of goals in a game so far this term. It was Haaland’s 68th goal for Dortmund, in his 67th match since joining them in January 2020.
Beneath those bare facts are various records for precociousness - Haaland turned 21 two months ago - and prolific finishing. But in German football they are only one voice in a compelling dialogue, a duel of individual catch-up being played out alongside the race for the league title that, sadly for Dortmund, usually ends the same way.
Bayern Munich, the defending champions chasing a 10th successive Bundesliga Shield, have already edged a point clear at the top of the table, and their own, tried-and-trusted goal machine is taking no days off.
Another record had come to Bayern’s Robert Lewandowski 24 hours before Haaland’s double against Union. He tapped in the fifth of Bayern’s seven unanswered goals against Bochum, following up his two poached goals against Barcelona four days earlier in the Champions League.
In effect, he continued what he began on a Monday evening in mid-February, when he scored the goal that launched a comeback from 2-0 down Arminia Bielefeld in a Bundesliga fixture that Bayern drew 3-3.
In every club game Lewandowski has played since, he has scored. He missed a period with ligament problems in the spring, but his sequence of scoring appearances now runs to 19 games. Other records are being generated alongside that breathless run. Against Bochum, he beat an existing landmark for being on the scoresheet in successive home Bundesliga matches: He is on 13 of those.
At 33, Lewandowski is still raising his own high standards. He has finished as leading scorer in the Bundesliga six times in the last eight seasons.
Back in 2018-19, 22 goals from the 34-match league schedule were enough to put him top. But since the teenaged Haaland arrived in Germany in the middle of the following season, and set down a marker with a 20-minute hat-trick on his Dortmund debut, Lewandowski has known a significant stalker is at large.
The Pole’s goals-per-minute ratio has duly shifted upwards. The Bayern man registered 34 league goals in 2019-20.
Last season, he upped the ante further, his 41 Bundesliga strikes passing a record that had endured since the early 1970s, when the late Gerd Muller scored 40 times for Bayern in a single campaign. The momentum from that historic achievement is still with him.
Hard not to believe that Haaland, the great blond prodigy and Lewandowski, the peerless Pole, are not spurring each other on. Their joust becomes more and more reminiscent of the to-and-fro that Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo conducted over the best part of eight seasons in Spain’s La Liga.
Weekends there would often turn into something like a personal auction: Messi would achieve the astonishing for Barcelona; hours later Ronaldo would match the feat for Real Madrid.
Four times in five seasons, Messi and Ronaldo scored hat-tricks on the same weekend. In every calendar year between 2011 and 2017, one or other of them scored over 50 club goals. Three times they both surpassed that figure in the same year. “Messi motivates me to be better,” Ronaldo acknowledged at the peak of their hyper-inflationary scoring rivalry.
Haaland versus Lewandowski has some of the same character. The day after Lewandowski registered Bayern’s opener for this season, Haaland scored twice. The giant Norwegian answered Lewandowski’s hat-trick on matchday three with two goals in each of the next two Dortmund fixtures. This race will run and run.
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Habib El Qalb
Assi Al Hallani
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MATCH INFO
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Neil Thomson – THE BIO
Family: I am happily married to my wife Liz and we have two children together.
Favourite music: Rock music. I started at a young age due to my father’s influence. He played in an Indian rock band The Flintstones who were once asked by Apple Records to fly over to England to perform there.
Favourite book: I constantly find myself reading The Bible.
Favourite film: The Greatest Showman.
Favourite holiday destination: I love visiting Melbourne as I have family there and it’s a wonderful place. New York at Christmas is also magical.
Favourite food: I went to boarding school so I like any cuisine really.
Results
6.30pm: Mazrat Al Ruwayah – Group 2 (PA) $36,000 (Dirt) 1,600m, Winner: RB Money To Burn, Tadhg O’Shea (jockey), Eric Lemartinel (trainer)
7.05pm: Handicap (TB) $68,000 (Turf) 2,410m, Winner: Star Safari, William Buick, Charlie Appleby
7.40pm: Meydan Trophy – Conditions (TB) $50,000 (T) 1,900m, Winner: Secret Protector, William Buick, Charlie Appleby
8.15pm: Al Maktoum Challenge Round 2 - Group 2 (TB) $293,000 (D) 1,900m, Winner: Salute The Soldier, Adrie de Vries, Fawzi Nass
8.50pm: Al Rashidiya – Group 2 (TB) $163,000 (T) 1,800m, Winner: Zakouski, William Buick, Charlie Appleby
9.25pm: Handicap (TB) $65,000 (T) 1,000m, Winner: Motafaawit, Sam Hitchcock, Doug Watson
Key findings of Jenkins report
- Founder of the Muslim Brotherhood, Hassan al Banna, "accepted the political utility of violence"
- Views of key Muslim Brotherhood ideologue, Sayyid Qutb, have “consistently been understood” as permitting “the use of extreme violence in the pursuit of the perfect Islamic society” and “never been institutionally disowned” by the movement.
- Muslim Brotherhood at all levels has repeatedly defended Hamas attacks against Israel, including the use of suicide bombers and the killing of civilians.
- Laying out the report in the House of Commons, David Cameron told MPs: "The main findings of the review support the conclusion that membership of, association with, or influence by the Muslim Brotherhood should be considered as a possible indicator of extremism."
Karwaan
Producer: Ronnie Screwvala
Director: Akarsh Khurana
Starring: Irrfan Khan, Dulquer Salmaan, Mithila Palkar
Rating: 4/5
In numbers: China in Dubai
The number of Chinese people living in Dubai: An estimated 200,000
Number of Chinese people in International City: Almost 50,000
Daily visitors to Dragon Mart in 2018/19: 120,000
Daily visitors to Dragon Mart in 2010: 20,000
Percentage increase in visitors in eight years: 500 per cent
LUKA CHUPPI
Director: Laxman Utekar
Producer: Maddock Films, Jio Cinema
Cast: Kartik Aaryan, Kriti Sanon, Pankaj Tripathi, Vinay Pathak, Aparshakti Khurana
Rating: 3/5
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Founders: Ines Mena, Claudia Ribas, Simona Agolini, Nourhan Hassan and Therese Hundt
Date started: January 2017, app launched November 2017
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Private/Retail/Leisure
Number of Employees: 18 employees, including full-time and flexible workers
Funding stage and size: Seed round completed Q4 2019 - $1m raised
Funders: Oman Technology Fund, 500 Startups, Vision Ventures, Seedstars, Mindshift Capital, Delta Partners Ventures, with support from the OQAL Angel Investor Network and UAE Business Angels
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COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
SERIES INFO
Afghanistan v Zimbabwe, Abu Dhabi Sunshine Series
All matches at the Zayed Cricket Stadium, Abu Dhabi
Test series
1st Test: Zimbabwe beat Afghanistan by 10 wickets
2nd Test: Wednesday, 10 March – Sunday, 14 March
Play starts at 9.30am
T20 series
1st T20I: Wednesday, 17 March
2nd T20I: Friday, 19 March
3rd T20I: Saturday, 20 March
TV
Supporters in the UAE can watch the matches on the Rabbithole channel on YouTube
Company profile
Date started: January, 2014
Founders: Mike Dawson, Varuna Singh, and Benita Rowe
Based: Dubai
Sector: Education technology
Size: Five employees
Investment: $100,000 from the ExpoLive Innovation Grant programme in 2018 and an initial $30,000 pre-seed investment from the Turn8 Accelerator in 2014. Most of the projects are government funded.
Partners/incubators: Turn8 Accelerator; In5 Innovation Centre; Expo Live Innovation Impact Grant Programme; Dubai Future Accelerators; FHI 360; VSO and Consult and Coach for a Cause (C3)
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