When England and New Zealand indulge in some pitter patter on the hallowed greensward at Lord's today, cricket will seem more than just the 7,000 kilometres removed from that of the Indian Premier League.
Over-hyped razzmatazz this won't be. However, there are enough issues to resolve between two of cricket's ancient elite to give spectators reason to tune in.
Prior not like before
It can be assumed that, even in the bad old days, Matt Prior never had effigies of himself hanging from lampposts.
Yet it is fair to say the turnaround in the affections in which he is held by the British sporting public has been almost Beckham-esque.
Notwithstanding the debut ton at the home of cricket, Prior had a tough start to life as an international sportsman.
He could not keep chickens when he first arrived in the England XI, was lambasted as an oik, and even managed to find his way into a public spat with Sachin Tendulkar. Only one winner there.
How times change.
This week he was named England's Cricketer of the Year on account of his selfless commitment to the national team, becoming the martyr of the cause in the Kevin Pietersen reintegration furore, as well as a hefty weight of valuable runs, too.
New Zealand know only too well that when they get down to No 7 in England's batting order, the hard work has really just begun.
Joe to take root
Prior's case could just go to show that a fast start can be overrated. If you achieve too much early on, where do you go from there?
Joe Root is one such player who might be damned by the curse of promise, having been touted as something like the saviour of civilisation for his early feats in international cricket.
Although expectations were tempered a little in New Zealand at the start of this year, he has been at it again with all that attention-grabbing malarkey.
In four innings to date in the English season, he has made 648 runs. With around four more innings in which to do it, he could become the first batsman since Bill Edrich in the Dark Ages to score a thousand first-class runs before the end of May.
If he does impress at Lord's in this Test, the family will be close at hand to celebrate. One of England's 12th men for this Test will be Root's younger brother, Billy, a member of the Lord's ground staff who toured Abu Dhabi before the start of this season.
Top order torpor
The 0-0 score line in the most recent series between these two sides was a proper throwback.
It recalled the glory days of Test cricket, when sixes were at best risqué and at worst uncouth, when the IPL was barely a twinkle in Lalit Modi's father's eye, and when 15 days of sport failed to produce a definitive result.
There could be a reason for it. England's top order is now decidedly old-fashioned again.
At turns during the series in New Zealand, Alastair Cook played a significant innings at a rate of 29 per 100 balls, Nick Compton at 16 and Jonathan Trott at 37.
Admittedly, they are bare numbers which discount the context in which the innings was played. But none of England's top three is ever knowingly rushed.
Given the T20 era cricket is supposedly peopled by batsmen with short-attention spans, England's top order is antiquated. Not sure whether that is a good thing or a bad thing.
Hello? We're here, too
In all but the eventual denouement, New Zealand had the better of England in that three Test series.
They were one wicket and a sizeable, Prior-shaped obstacle away from clinching it.
And yet they still barely warrant a mention.
Looking past the stereotypes that fog the view of the New Zealand cricket team, we find an emerging side who may be difficult to damn with faint praise for much longer.
In Trent Boult, a top-class left-arm pace bowler at 23, and the 24-year-old newcomer Hamish Rutherford, the tourists have stars in the making.
With Kane Williamson, 22, established, they have a trio of young talents reminiscent of the Stephen Fleming, Nathan Astle and Chris Cairns vintage. And if they are just supposed to be thehors d'oeuvre before the Ashes, there is a good chance England may find them sticking in the gullet.
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Key findings of Jenkins report
- Founder of the Muslim Brotherhood, Hassan al Banna, "accepted the political utility of violence"
- Views of key Muslim Brotherhood ideologue, Sayyid Qutb, have “consistently been understood” as permitting “the use of extreme violence in the pursuit of the perfect Islamic society” and “never been institutionally disowned” by the movement.
- Muslim Brotherhood at all levels has repeatedly defended Hamas attacks against Israel, including the use of suicide bombers and the killing of civilians.
- Laying out the report in the House of Commons, David Cameron told MPs: "The main findings of the review support the conclusion that membership of, association with, or influence by the Muslim Brotherhood should be considered as a possible indicator of extremism."
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How to Raise a Mindful Eaterby Maryann Jacobsen
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Day 2
England: 277 & 19-0
West Indies: 154
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Defining head lice
Pediculus humanus capitis are tiny wingless insects that feed on blood from the human scalp. The adult head louse is up to 3mm long, has six legs, and is tan to greyish-white in colour. The female lives up to four weeks and, once mature, can lay up to 10 eggs per day. These tiny nits firmly attach to the base of the hair shaft, get incubated by body heat and hatch in eight days or so.
Identifying lice
Lice can be identified by itching or a tickling sensation of something moving within the hair. One can confirm that a person has lice by looking closely through the hair and scalp for nits, nymphs or lice. Head lice are most frequently located behind the ears and near the neckline.
Treating lice at home
Head lice must be treated as soon as they are spotted. Start by checking everyone in the family for them, then follow these steps. Remove and wash all clothing and bedding with hot water. Apply medicine according to the label instructions. If some live lice are still found eight to 12 hours after treatment, but are moving more slowly than before, do not re-treat. Comb dead and remaining live lice out of the hair using a fine-toothed comb.
After the initial treatment, check for, comb and remove nits and lice from hair every two to three days. Soak combs and brushes in hot water for 10 minutes.Vacuum the floor and furniture, particularly where the infested person sat or lay.
Courtesy Dr Vishal Rajmal Mehta, specialist paediatrics, RAK Hospital
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Kopa Trophy (Best player under 21 – Men’s)
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Best Young Women’s Player
Vicky López (Barcelona / Spain)
Yashin Trophy (Best Goalkeeper – Men’s)
Gianluigi Donnarumma (Paris Saint-Germain and Manchester City / Italy)
Best Women’s Goalkeeper
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Men’s Coach of the Year
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Women’s Coach of the Year
Sarina Wiegman (England)
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How to get exposure to gold
Although you can buy gold easily on the Dubai markets, the problem with buying physical bars, coins or jewellery is that you then have storage, security and insurance issues.
A far easier option is to invest in a low-cost exchange traded fund (ETF) that invests in the precious metal instead, for example, ETFS Physical Gold (PHAU) and iShares Physical Gold (SGLN) both track physical gold. The VanEck Vectors Gold Miners ETF invests directly in mining companies.
Alternatively, BlackRock Gold & General seeks to achieve long-term capital growth primarily through an actively managed portfolio of gold mining, commodity and precious-metal related shares. Its largest portfolio holdings include gold miners Newcrest Mining, Barrick Gold Corp, Agnico Eagle Mines and the NewMont Goldcorp.
Brave investors could take on the added risk of buying individual gold mining stocks, many of which have performed wonderfully well lately.
London-listed Centamin is up more than 70 per cent in just three months, although in a sign of its volatility, it is down 5 per cent on two years ago. Trans-Siberian Gold, listed on London's alternative investment market (AIM) for small stocks, has seen its share price almost quadruple from 34p to 124p over the same period, but do not assume this kind of runaway growth can continue for long
However, buying individual equities like these is highly risky, as their share prices can crash just as quickly, which isn't what what you want from a supposedly safe haven.
MATCH INFO
Europa League semi-final, second leg
Atletico Madrid (1) v Arsenal (1)
Where: Wanda Metropolitano
When: Thursday, May 3
Live: On BeIN Sports HD