Comparing Test cricket with the Twenty20 game is like comparing Gordon Ramsay with Ronald McDonald. Sure, both shift huge quantities of food, and both have their devotees, but they are aiming at entirely different audiences. So it is with Twenty20 and Test cricket. Each has its place, but in England there are those who spurn the fast food version of the national summer sport as surely as they would Chicken McNugget and fries.
They pour scorn on the Twenty20 game, characterising it as a made-for-TV slug-fest, devoid of all the subtleties that make cricket such an absorbing sport. This smacks of snobbery in my view - I seem to remember the same sniffiness from cricket purists when the one-day game started - and ignores the fact that the World Cup, showing on TV all over the world, is providing irresistible entertainment.
So captivating has the competition been that sports as varied as snooker, polo, and athletics are falling over themselves to invent short television-friendly competitions. They recognise the reality that cricket is in competition not just with other sports, but soap operas, old movies, and lame-brained so-called talent shows, in trying to get a wedge of TV money before it all runs out. If viewers are reluctant to sit for hours in front of the TV watching subtle dabs to third man, why not pin them to their sofas with a game where every ball matters and, more importantly and entertainingly, every mistake is costly?
My view is in no way coloured by the fact that the Australians were the first big name to fall in the Twenty20 World Cup. Well, maybe just a little. It was fun to see them skewered by the West Indies and then Sri Lanka, but I am inclined to agree with Ricky Ponting that England followers will be wasting their time looking for signs of collapsing confidence in advance of this summer's Ashes series. Different games, you see.
As the Australia captain points out, their series win in South Africa re-established them as the leading Test side in the world, and while their one-day and Twenty20 form has been variable to say the least, their Test cricket looks as strong as ever. There will be a big changeover when Australia's Twenty20 players leave and the remainder of the Ashes squad arrives in the next few days, and it is probably not necessary to say that when it comes to the Ashes, there will be no shortage of motivation.
The good news for England is that all-rounder Andrew Flintoff says his recovery from knee surgery is on track, and is confident he will be ready for the first Test against Australia beginning on July 8, while Kevin Pietersen's triumphant return to action against Pakistan augurs well for the challenges to come. As always, the Ashes will light up the English summer, but, in the meantime, I shall ignore the cricket fundamentalists and have fun watching the slug-fest. I might even get myself a burger.
mkelner@thenational.ae
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Moment of the day Lahiru Gamage, the Sri Lanka pace bowler, has had to play a lot of cricket to earn a shot at the top level. The 29-year-old debutant first played a first-class game 11 years ago. His first Test wicket was one to savour, bowling Pakistan opener Shan Masood through the gate. It set the rot in motion for Pakistan’s batting.
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The hotels
Mursidabad’s hotels are less than modest but Berhampore, 11km south, offers more accommodation and facilities (and the Hazarduari Express also pauses here). Try Hotel The Fame, with an array of rooms from doubles at Rs1,596/Dh90 to a ‘grand presidential suite’ at Rs7,854/Dh443.
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What does it cost?
Apple says there are no fees associated with the card. That means no late fee, no annual fee, no international fee and no over-the-limit fees. It also said it aims to have among the lowest interest rates in the industry. Users must have an iPhone to use the card, which comes at a cost. But they will earn cash back on their purchases — 3 per cent on Apple purchases, 2 per cent on those with the virtual card and 1 per cent with the physical card. Apple says it is the only card to provide those rewards in real time, so that cash earned can be used immediately.
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The card doesn't come out until summer but Apple has said that as of March, the variable annual percentage rate on the card could be anywhere from 13.24 per cent to 24.24 per cent based on creditworthiness. That's in line with the rest of the market, according to analysts
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The physical card has no numbers so purchases are made with the embedded chip and the digital version lives in your Apple Wallet on your phone, where it's protected by fingerprints or facial recognition. That means that even if someone steals your phone, they won't be able to use the card to buy things.
Is it easy to use?
Apple says users will be able to sign up for the card in the Wallet app on their iPhone and begin using it almost immediately. It also tracks spending on the phone in a more user-friendly format, eliminating some of the gibberish that fills a traditional credit card statement. Plus it includes some budgeting tools, such as tracking spending and providing estimates of how much interest could be charged on a purchase to help people make an informed decision.
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