In Tests it has always been an engrossing rivalry and is currently establishing itself as the premier one, but in the limited-overs game, England and South Africa seem to barely know each other.
They have met enough times sure, but it still seems more like an occasional gathering of 22 men in pyjamas, 11 of whom will at the end of it call themselves the winners.
The most compelling rivalries find ways for fate to throw them together at global events, usually at the cut-throat end of a tournament; they rub themselves up the wrong way so much they create heat.
When South Africa and England take on each other in the Champions Trophy semi-final today at The Oval there will not be the kind of tension that sucks in even the neutral supporter the way semi-finals are usually meant to.
This just happens to be a semi-final between two sides who happened to get through their group stages.
The other semi, between Sri Lanka and India, has all manner of baggage. It is a regional rivalry, a replay of the last World Cup final, and even, for once, a contest with some meaning given how often the two sides do play meaningless bilateral series.
It is not as if England and South Africa have not clashed at global events. Actually they do fairly regularly: this will be the 10th time the sides have met in either the World Cup or the Champions Trophy. But rarely has the clash meant anything, usually arriving as a group game, or at best, a game in the Super Sixes (or eights) of World Cups.
The only time they played with stakes as high as this was, of course, the 1992 World Cup semi-final, South Africa's first major tournament on return to international sports after Apartheid, when England were at their peak as an ODI side.
That ended in a fiasco, England winning thanks to a farcical rain rule. If it is difficult to imagine history repeating itself as farce again, it is worth noting that rain and thunderstorms are forecast and there is no reserve day set aside.
Already the weather has played a part, affecting as many as four of the 12 matches played. This is the problem with tournaments in England; more than any other potential host in its most cricket-friendly season, England is beholden to rain.
Fortunately, there is enough context and form in each side to overlook the underwhelming total sum of their rivalry.
South Africa will always carry the same back story into every big limited-overs tournament until they end up winning one.
They could lose any which way here; they are not even clear favourites in this game, or even in this tournament, and they do not currently have a particularly settled ODI line-up (though it is developing quickly) but if they go out, then it will be seen, by default, as another "choke" in a long line of "chokes".
They looked uneven through the group stages, winning only one of their group games. Injuries have not helped, shorn of their first-choice new-ball attack and, to a much lesser degree, maybe the absences of Graeme Smith and Jacques Kallis have also played some kind of role.
But India apart, they have the most potentially destructive batting order in the last four and if England catch them on a good day, then that could set the tone.
The flip-side is that England's bowling attack is probably the best in the last four, or at least their pace attack is.
If conditions are right and the ball swings - old or new - then James Anderson and Stuart Broad could be the decisive influences.
South Africa at least have one global 50-overs trophy to show off - the first Champions Trophy in 1998, though that was more low-key and of a much different nature back then.
England have not won a 50-over global title ever, despite thrice being World Cup finalists and once runners-up in the Champions Trophy (in 2004).
They have batted a little like ODI cricket used to be in their peak in the late 1980s and early '90s, taking time, keeping wickets in hand and exploding at the death.
It has not been a particularly popular strategy, and Jonathon Trott is emblematic of the divided opinion it induces.
But England will not care because it has worked and worked well so far. Another two wins and nobody will be able to complain.
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Focus on gratitude: And do so deeply, he says. “Think of one to three things a day that you’re grateful for. It needs to be specific, too, don’t just say ‘air.’ Really think about it. If you’re grateful for, say, what your parents have done for you, that will motivate you to do more for the world.”
Know how to fight: Shetty married his wife, Radhi, three years ago (he met her in a meditation class before he went off and became a monk). He says they’ve had to learn to respect each other’s “fighting styles” – he’s a talk it-out-immediately person, while she needs space to think. “When you’re having an argument, remember, it’s not you against each other. It’s both of you against the problem. When you win, they lose. If you’re on a team you have to win together.”
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How the UAE gratuity payment is calculated now
Employees leaving an organisation are entitled to an end-of-service gratuity after completing at least one year of service.
The tenure is calculated on the number of days worked and does not include lengthy leave periods, such as a sabbatical. If you have worked for a company between one and five years, you are paid 21 days of pay based on your final basic salary. After five years, however, you are entitled to 30 days of pay. The total lump sum you receive is based on the duration of your employment.
1. For those who have worked between one and five years, on a basic salary of Dh10,000 (calculation based on 30 days):
a. Dh10,000 ÷ 30 = Dh333.33. Your daily wage is Dh333.33
b. Dh333.33 x 21 = Dh7,000. So 21 days salary equates to Dh7,000 in gratuity entitlement for each year of service. Multiply this figure for every year of service up to five years.
2. For those who have worked more than five years
c. 333.33 x 30 = Dh10,000. So 30 days’ salary is Dh10,000 in gratuity entitlement for each year of service.
Note: The maximum figure cannot exceed two years total salary figure.
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PROFILE OF INVYGO
Started: 2018
Founders: Eslam Hussein and Pulkit Ganjoo
Based: Dubai
Sector: Transport
Size: 9 employees
Investment: $1,275,000
Investors: Class 5 Global, Equitrust, Gulf Islamic Investments, Kairos K50 and William Zeqiri
Result
Qualifier: Islamabad United beat Karachi Kings by eight wickets
Fixtures
Tuesday, Lahore: Eliminator 1 - Peshawar Zalmi v Quetta Gladiators
Wednesday, Lahore: Eliminator 2 – Karachi Kings v Winner of Eliminator 1
Sunday, Karachi: Final – Islamabad United v Winner of Eliminator 2