LONDON // If only West Ham United had spent as much time considering Avram Grant's appointment as they have mulling over his dismissal. Some due diligence at the right end of the season would have saved them this tortuous, possibly terminal, process of execution.
Everywhere Grant goes the hapless Israeli has brought confusion and consternation. Footballers and coaches marvel at how he managed to land one lucrative Premier League contract, never mind three.
By offering him the last of those David Gold and David Sullivan, the West Ham owners, placed themselves in the esteemed company of Roman Abramovich and those who have been playing fast and loose with Portsmouth's future.
It is an error that has proven difficult for Gold and Sullivan to extract themselves from. Though his management has been questioned since the first month of the season, Grant will not walk away from Upton Park. There is pride to be swallowed, compensation to be paid, and money to be promised to his successor.
The outcome of last night's fixture only underlined the scale of West Ham's worries. Arsenal scored three times almost without opposition.
Wayne Bridge demonstrated the severe deterioration of his career in handing over two of the goals. Had his opponents put their minds to it there could have been several more.
After the best run of his West Ham tenure, Grant again took a scalpel to his first team.
Four alterations to a side still missing Scott Parker, their injured captain, brought a debut for Bridge and recalls for Zavon Hines, Radoslav Kovac and Carton Cole. Frederic Piquionne, the leading scorer, had been lost to toothache.
The headaches rapidly continued. West Ham's five-man midfield was doing little to stifle the visitors. A free kick after a petty foul 40 yards from goal was almost converted by Samir Nasri, but the opener was coming.
On 13 minutes, Jack Wilshere and Theo Walcott calmly passed their way down West Ham's right. So little challenge was there in the area that Nasri could lazily step over the winger's centre for an unmarked Robin van Persie to net his 50th Premier League goal.
An angered Grant bemoaned the defending; Arsene Wenger, the Arsenal manager, had his own complaint to make when Julien Faubert floored Fabregas with an unnecessarily wild touchline challenge. Andre Marriner, the referee, made do with a yellow card.
Grant replaced Mark Noble with Luis Boa Morte - to more supporter dissent - as West Ham tried to vary their game beyond long balls at Arsenal's full-backs.
One defensive error allowed Cole in for a well-saved shot and Hines almost converted the rebound, but the home team were simply exposing themselves to more pain.
Walcott shot weakly against Green when sent one-on-one by Fabregas; Nasri had a harder opportunity held. More unchallenged passing teed up Alex Song for another close-range chance; Van Persie beat the goalkeeper but not the far post.
The second soon arrived. Demonstrating the form that persuaded Manchester City to send him out on loan, Bridge first stood four yards behind the rest of his defensive line to play Van Persie onside, then stood stationary as Walcott ran in ahead of him to score.
"You're getting sacked in an hour," sang the away support.
The procession continued interrupted after the break and so dominant were Arsenal that Grant saw no value in altering his single-striker formation: this was damage-limitation mode.
It mattered nought, the third was coming regardless. Again Bridge was horrifically incompetent, somehow managing to cut down Walcott as he ran away from goal to recover a pass struck behind him. Van Persie capped an excellent performance with a bottom-corner conversion.
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The specs
Engine: 4.0-litre V8 twin-turbocharged and three electric motors
Power: Combined output 920hp
Torque: 730Nm at 4,000-7,000rpm
Transmission: 8-speed dual-clutch automatic
Fuel consumption: 11.2L/100km
On sale: Now, deliveries expected later in 2025
Price: expected to start at Dh1,432,000
Avatar: Fire and Ash
Director: James Cameron
Starring: Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Zoe Saldana
Rating: 4.5/5
Results
6.30pm: The Madjani Stakes (PA) Group 3 Dh175,000 (Dirt) 1,900m
Winner: Aatebat Al Khalediah, Fernando Jara (jockey), Ali Rashid Al Raihe (trainer).
7.05pm: Maiden (TB) Dh165,000 (D) 1,400m
Winner: Down On Da Bayou, Royston Ffrench, Salem bin Ghadayer.
7.40pm: Maiden (TB) Dh165,000 (D) 1,600m
Winner: Dubai Avenue, Fernando Jara, Ali Rashid Al Raihe.
8.15pm: Handicap (TB) Dh190,000 (D) 1,200m
Winner: My Catch, Pat Dobbs, Doug Watson.
8.50pm: Dubai Creek Mile (TB) Listed Dh265,000 (D) 1,600m
Winner: Secret Ambition, Tadhg O’Shea, Satish Seemar.
9.25pm: Handicap (TB) Dh190,000 (D) 1,600m
Winner: Golden Goal, Pat Dobbs, Doug Watson.
The biog
Simon Nadim has completed 7,000 dives.
The hardest dive in the UAE is the German U-boat 110m down off the Fujairah coast.
As a child, he loved the documentaries of Jacques Cousteau
He also led a team that discovered the long-lost portion of the Ines oil tanker.
If you are interested in diving, he runs the XR Hub Dive Centre in Fujairah
UNSC Elections 2022-23
Seats open:
- Two for Africa Group
- One for Asia-Pacific Group (traditionally Arab state or Tunisia)
- One for Latin America and Caribbean Group
- One for Eastern Europe Group
Countries so far running:
In 2018, the ICRC received 27,756 trace requests in the Middle East alone. The global total was 45,507.
There are 139,018 global trace requests that have not been resolved yet, 55,672 of these are in the Middle East region.
More than 540,000 individuals approached the ICRC in the Middle East asking to be reunited with missing loved ones in 2018.
The total figure for the entire world was 654,000 in 2018.
About Housecall
Date started: July 2020
Founders: Omar and Humaid Alzaabi
Based: Abu Dhabi
Sector: HealthTech
# of staff: 10
Funding to date: Self-funded
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Rocketman
Director: Dexter Fletcher
Starring: Taron Egerton, Richard Madden, Jamie Bell
Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
Specs
Engine: Electric motor generating 54.2kWh (Cooper SE and Aceman SE), 64.6kW (Countryman All4 SE)
Power: 218hp (Cooper and Aceman), 313hp (Countryman)
Torque: 330Nm (Cooper and Aceman), 494Nm (Countryman)
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh158,000 (Cooper), Dh168,000 (Aceman), Dh190,000 (Countryman)
Key developments in maritime dispute
2000: Israel withdraws from Lebanon after nearly 30 years without an officially demarcated border. The UN establishes the Blue Line to act as the frontier.
2007: Lebanon and Cyprus define their respective exclusive economic zones to facilitate oil and gas exploration. Israel uses this to define its EEZ with Cyprus
2011: Lebanon disputes Israeli-proposed line and submits documents to UN showing different EEZ. Cyprus offers to mediate without much progress.
2018: Lebanon signs first offshore oil and gas licencing deal with consortium of France’s Total, Italy’s Eni and Russia’s Novatek.
2018-2019: US seeks to mediate between Israel and Lebanon to prevent clashes over oil and gas resources.
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
The specs
Engine: 3.8-litre V6
Power: 295hp at 6,000rpm
Torque: 355Nm at 5,200rpm
Transmission: 8-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 10.7L/100km
Price: Dh179,999-plus
On sale: now
Total eligible population
About 57.5 million people
51.1 million received a jab
6.4 million have not
Where are the unvaccinated?
England 11%
Scotland 9%
Wales 10%
Northern Ireland 14%
The biog
Name: Atheja Ali Busaibah
Date of birth: 15 November, 1951
Favourite books: Ihsan Abdel Quddous books, such as “The Sun will Never Set”
Hobbies: Reading and writing poetry