The end has come for Hummer. China wouldn't save the behemoth SUV maker from oblivion in the wake of General Motors' cost-cutting and recession-induced rationalisation. But this does not diminish the love Sebastien Noat has for his high-rolling Hummer H2.
"The car has a three-inch lowering kit," says Noat, the operations manager of Dubai's Media One Hotel. "It also has extra slim Pirelli tyres, DUB 24-inch rims, a Xenon body kit, side skirts, and additional xenon lights. The inside has been kitted out in black alcantara with all the speakers spray-painted black. All accessories, from the door handles to the light covers, are customised in triple-layered chrome. It's also got three DVD screens with USB points."
Noat confesses that the reason for many of these high-octane alterations boils down to his penchant for cars that look a little suspect.
"I love cars that look mean, that look a bit gangster," says Noat. "It [the Hummer H2] is a very rough car, powerful and impulsive, yet you can get away with it at a black-tie dinner. It's in your face, rough and loud, but reliable."
He fell in love with the Hummer H2 when he moved to Dubai four years ago. Then, his budget stretched only to a problem-ridden, second-hand model. This time around, he invested in a top of the range, brand-new version, resplendent with high-end modifications, including the all-important body lowering, which he claims will give the vehicle instant "street" cachet.
The makeover is courtesy of Liberty Motorsports and, while Noat won't reveal how much he's spending, he admits the figure is in the region of Dh50,000.
"With a Hummer customisation, you can start from Dh1,000 for something basic and, of course, the sky's the limit if you start plating things with gold." Noat is instead opting for a special screen coating on the windows that he hopes will reduce the temperature inside the car by up to 30 per cent.
Noat, who is originally from Monte Carlo, admits he was a boy racer in his youth, to the point that he found it hard to get car insurance while studying in Switzerland after crashing two cars in three years.
"I have grown wiser and much more careful as the years have gone by, though," he says.
His career within the hotel industry has taken him to some of the world's most glamorous destinations and he has tales to tell from the roads of every place where has lived. One of his first assignments was at the Ritz-Carlton, on the Caribbean island of St Thomas.
"One of the most memorable aspects of my life there were my road trips to the neighbouring island of St John. I used to rent an open-top Jeep Wrangler and cruise across steep hills, muddy roads and river crossings. On one trip, I got caught - with no roof - in torrential rain in a remote part of the island. In the Caribbean, brief showers don't exist, it's either storm or sun, and that particular one lasted four hours. That was when I knew that I wanted to have a closed-top SUV."
When he lived in the US, Noat rented a Mustang convertible and indulged his passion for road trips. A favourite route was following the Pacific Coast Highway along the beaches of Malibu and Venice to Carmel and Monterey.
In Malaysia, Noat rented a Bufori, a Malaysian-made Bugatti replica with a Lotus engine. He remembers an incident when he took the car on a long, picturesque drive from Kuala Lumpur to Penang Island. "After the first 100 miles, the radiator was overheating. As I entered Penang, it blew. I managed to get a lift to our hotel and ran into my corporate director just in time to see him getting my car towed. To cap it all, after the rental company replaced the car, I got to push the Lotus engine again and experienced my first encounter with the Malaysian Highway Patrol."
When Noat relocated to Dubai, he admits that his decision to buy a Hummer was partially inspired by an attack of celebrity envy.
"In LA, I had a two-door Sport Explorer. It was in a racing green colour with cream interiors and had an upgraded engine. By most standards, a nice car. One day, I went to the Mondrian [the West Hollywood hotel] and there was a Hummer parked next to it with Wesley Snipes and my car suddenly felt like a Jet Ski parked next to a yacht. It was a mean and aggressive car with fully tinted windows, it was intimidating. I fell in love instantly."
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THE DETAILS
Kaala
Dir: Pa. Ranjith
Starring: Rajinikanth, Huma Qureshi, Easwari Rao, Nana Patekar
Rating: 1.5/5
Timeline
2012-2015
The company offers payments/bribes to win key contracts in the Middle East
May 2017
The UK SFO officially opens investigation into Petrofac’s use of agents, corruption, and potential bribery to secure contracts
September 2021
Petrofac pleads guilty to seven counts of failing to prevent bribery under the UK Bribery Act
October 2021
Court fines Petrofac £77 million for bribery. Former executive receives a two-year suspended sentence
December 2024
Petrofac enters into comprehensive restructuring to strengthen the financial position of the group
May 2025
The High Court of England and Wales approves the company’s restructuring plan
July 2025
The Court of Appeal issues a judgment challenging parts of the restructuring plan
August 2025
Petrofac issues a business update to execute the restructuring and confirms it will appeal the Court of Appeal decision
October 2025
Petrofac loses a major TenneT offshore wind contract worth €13 billion. Holding company files for administration in the UK. Petrofac delisted from the London Stock Exchange
November 2025
180 Petrofac employees laid off in the UAE
Basquiat in Abu Dhabi
One of Basquiat’s paintings, the vibrant Cabra (1981–82), now hangs in Louvre Abu Dhabi temporarily, on loan from the Guggenheim Abu Dhabi.
The latter museum is not open physically, but has assembled a collection and puts together a series of events called Talking Art, such as this discussion, moderated by writer Chaedria LaBouvier.
It's something of a Basquiat season in Abu Dhabi at the moment. Last week, The Radiant Child, a documentary on Basquiat was shown at Manarat Al Saadiyat, and tonight (April 18) the Guggenheim Abu Dhabi is throwing the re-creation of a party tonight, of the legendary Canal Zone party thrown in 1979, which epitomised the collaborative scene of the time. It was at Canal Zone that Basquiat met prominent members of the art world and moved from unknown graffiti artist into someone in the spotlight.
“We’ve invited local resident arists, we’ll have spray cans at the ready,” says curator Maisa Al Qassemi of the Guggenheim Abu Dhabi.
Guggenheim Abu Dhabi's Canal Zone Remix is at Manarat Al Saadiyat, Thursday April 18, from 8pm. Free entry to all. Basquiat's Cabra is on view at Louvre Abu Dhabi until October
Seven tips from Emirates NBD
1. Never respond to e-mails, calls or messages asking for account, card or internet banking details
2. Never store a card PIN (personal identification number) in your mobile or in your wallet
3. Ensure online shopping websites are secure and verified before providing card details
4. Change passwords periodically as a precautionary measure
5. Never share authentication data such as passwords, card PINs and OTPs (one-time passwords) with third parties
6. Track bank notifications regarding transaction discrepancies
7. Report lost or stolen debit and credit cards immediately
Who's who in Yemen conflict
Houthis: Iran-backed rebels who occupy Sanaa and run unrecognised government
Yemeni government: Exiled government in Aden led by eight-member Presidential Leadership Council
Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south
Habrish 'rebels': Tribal-backed forces feuding with STC over control of oil in government territory
How to protect yourself when air quality drops
Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
The bio
Favourite book: Peter Rabbit. I used to read it to my three children and still read it myself. If I am feeling down it brings back good memories.
Best thing about your job: Getting to help people. My mum always told me never to pass up an opportunity to do a good deed.
Best part of life in the UAE: The weather. The constant sunshine is amazing and there is always something to do, you have so many options when it comes to how to spend your day.
Favourite holiday destination: Malaysia. I went there for my honeymoon and ended up volunteering to teach local children for a few hours each day. It is such a special place and I plan to retire there one day.
RESULTS
6pm: Al Maktoum Challenge Round-2 – Group 1 (PA) $55,000 (Dirt) 1,900m
Winner: Rajeh, Antonio Fresu (jockey), Musabah Al Muhairi (trainer)
6.35pm: Oud Metha Stakes – Rated Conditions (TB) $60,000 (D) 1,200m
Winner: Get Back Goldie, William Buick, Doug O’Neill
7.10pm: Jumeirah Classic – Listed (TB) $150,000 (Turf) 1,600m
Winner: Sovereign Prince, James Doyle, Charlie Appleby
7.45pm: Firebreak Stakes – Group 3 (TB) $150,000 (D) 1,600m
Winner: Hypothetical, Mickael Barzalona, Salem bin Ghadayer
8.20pm: Al Maktoum Challenge Round-2 – Group 2 (TB) $350,000 (D) 1,900m
Winner: Hot Rod Charlie, William Buick, Doug O’Neill
8.55pm: Al Bastakiya Trial – Conditions (TB) $60,000 (D) 1,900m
Winner: Withering, Adrie de Vries, Fawzi Nass
9.30pm: Balanchine – Group 2 (TB) $180,000 (T) 1,800m
Winner: Creative Flair, William Buick, Charlie Appleby
A timeline of the Historical Dictionary of the Arabic Language
- 2018: Formal work begins
- November 2021: First 17 volumes launched
- November 2022: Additional 19 volumes released
- October 2023: Another 31 volumes released
- November 2024: All 127 volumes completed
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