People love to ridicule fashion and the pomp that surrounds it. I suppose writing the whole thing off as trite or unethical is less bother than trying to understand it. Yet what most of us see is simply what we want to see - half-starved teenagers in questionable creations of ludicrous proportions, designed largely by rich old men for rich old women. Which, of course, is partially true. Planet fashion is a fictitious wonderland of self-publicity and gratification, a Narnia ruled by Victoria Beckham and her throng of Kardashian munchkins. A place in all its razzle-dazzle and absurdity that frankly frightens most of us. Which is a shame really, as there is so much more to the Ferris wheel both in taste and authority, if you care to look.
Fashion: The National dresses
Catwalks, seasons, features, news and all things fashion
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In the world of fashion, where inspirations are often inexplicable, we rarely discuss the message or the story behind the imagery, leaving most of us somewhat perplexed. That's a missed opportunity for all of us, so allow me to share with you that what I know.
Firstly, there is no right way to look at fashion. Like any form of media, its aim is to seduce, to tell a story. It is only as part of its process in creating a feeling or a mood that a look or a trend is born. You should question what those involved are trying to say, and ask what their work brings to you. Is there a correlation? If not, why?
For those of us who live and labour in Narnia, I can tell you it is both a blessing and a curse. Producing fashion editorials tears at your patience, snatches the few hours you once gave to yourself and then heckles you to push further and explore new territory.
But every so often - on location, in a studio, behind the curtain, on the runway - there are moments that for one reason or another you know that fashion has achieved something magical and has surpassed its own expectations and changed the way you see things forever. Perhaps it was in 1998 when the double amputee Aimee Mullins, a former Paralympian, graced the catwalk for Alexander McQueen wearing a pair of hand-carved wooden prosthetic legs. Or in spring 2009 when McQueen programmed robots to spray paint a beautiful design directly onto a model in a simple white dress, in what was ostensibly a comment on the couture industry. Or simply in the moment we observed the first fashion show streamed live to buyers across the world.
It is for those rewarding moments - the moments that have no tidy explanation or general pattern - that we continue. Perhaps when you next look at fashion, give it a little more consideration than you have done in the past. Remember that fashion is not the culture. We are.
M-ometer
This week's highs and lows
A TOTE WITH A DIFFERENCE Sick of your plain oversized, everyday bag? Try this tote by Jerome Dreyfuss at Net-A-Porter.
POPPED POLOS It's still summer and still hot but if we see another man wearing a popped-collar, monogrammed polo shirt, look out.
FLOPPY FUR Yes, maybe we shouldn't love these outrageous hats by The Row, but we do.
BANNED CARBS We cannot deal with another day of the Dukan Diet. Just say no to steak.
COAT TALES This season's collarless coat is on our radar - extra points for the fringing on this one by Vionnet at Matches.
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Haltia.ai
Started: 2023
Co-founders: Arto Bendiken and Talal Thabet
Based: Dubai, UAE
Industry: AI
Number of employees: 41
Funding: About $1.7 million
Investors: Self, family and friends
DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE
Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman, Emma Corrin
Director: Shawn Levy
Rating: 3/5
GCC-UK Growth
An FTA with the GCC would be very significant for the UK. My Department has forecast that it could generate an additional £1.6 billion a year for our economy.
With consumer demand across the GCC predicted to increase to £800 billion by 2035 this deal could act as a launchpad from which our firms can boost their market share.
Company profile
Company name: Fasset
Started: 2019
Founders: Mohammad Raafi Hossain, Daniel Ahmed
Based: Dubai
Sector: FinTech
Initial investment: $2.45 million
Current number of staff: 86
Investment stage: Pre-series B
Investors: Investcorp, Liberty City Ventures, Fatima Gobi Ventures, Primal Capital, Wealthwell Ventures, FHS Capital, VN2 Capital, local family offices
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Ejari
Based: Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
Founders: Yazeed Al Shamsi, Fahad Albedah, Mohammed Alkhelewy and Khalid Almunif
Sector: PropTech
Total funding: $1 million
Investors: Sanabil 500 Mena, Hambro Perks' Oryx Fund and angel investors
Number of employees: 8
Company Profile
Company name: Hoopla
Date started: March 2023
Founder: Jacqueline Perrottet
Based: Dubai
Number of staff: 10
Investment stage: Pre-seed
Investment required: $500,000
Company Profile
Company name: Cargoz
Date started: January 2022
Founders: Premlal Pullisserry and Lijo Antony
Based: Dubai
Number of staff: 30
Investment stage: Seed
The specs
Engine: 5.2-litre V10
Power: 640hp at 8,000rpm
Torque: 565Nm at 6,500rpm
Transmission: 7-speed dual-clutch auto
Price: From Dh1 million
On sale: Q3 or Q4 2022
Which honey takes your fancy?
Al Ghaf Honey
The Al Ghaf tree is a local desert tree which bears the harsh summers with drought and high temperatures. From the rich flowers, bees that pollinate this tree can produce delicious red colour honey in June and July each year
Sidr Honey
The Sidr tree is an evergreen tree with long and strong forked branches. The blossom from this tree is called Yabyab, which provides rich food for bees to produce honey in October and November. This honey is the most expensive, but tastiest
Samar Honey
The Samar tree trunk, leaves and blossom contains Barm which is the secret of healing. You can enjoy the best types of honey from this tree every year in May and June. It is an historical witness to the life of the Emirati nation which represents the harsh desert and mountain environments
'Panga'
Directed by Ashwiny Iyer Tiwari
Starring Kangana Ranaut, Richa Chadha, Jassie Gill, Yagya Bhasin, Neena Gupta
Rating: 3.5/5
Match info:
Portugal 1
Ronaldo (4')
Morocco 0
COMPANY PROFILE
Company name: Klipit
Started: 2022
Founders: Venkat Reddy, Mohammed Al Bulooki, Bilal Merchant, Asif Ahmed, Ovais Merchant
Based: Dubai, UAE
Industry: Digital receipts, finance, blockchain
Funding: $4 million
Investors: Privately/self-funded
Indika
Developer: 11 Bit Studios
Publisher: Odd Meter
Console: PlayStation 5, PC and Xbox series X/S
Rating: 4/5
'Brazen'
Director:+Monika Mitchell
Starring:+Alyssa Milano, Sam Page, Colleen Wheeler
Rating: 3/5
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Akeed
Based: Muscat
Launch year: 2018
Number of employees: 40
Sector: Online food delivery
Funding: Raised $3.2m since inception
The biog
Favourite film: Motorcycle Dairies, Monsieur Hulot’s Holiday, Kagemusha
Favourite book: One Hundred Years of Solitude
Holiday destination: Sri Lanka
First car: VW Golf
Proudest achievement: Building Robotics Labs at Khalifa University and King’s College London, Daughters
Driverless cars or drones: Driverless Cars
MATCH INFO
What: 2006 World Cup quarter-final
When: July 1
Where: Gelsenkirchen Stadium, Gelsenkirchen, Germany
Result:
England 0 Portugal 0
(Portugal win 3-1 on penalties)
UAE and Russia in numbers
UAE-Russia ties stretch back 48 years
Trade between the UAE and Russia reached Dh12.5 bn in 2018
More than 3,000 Russian companies are registered in the UAE
Around 40,000 Russians live in the UAE
The number of Russian tourists travelling to the UAE will increase to 12 percent to reach 1.6 million in 2023