Finding my name in the 'What Nick Miller Are You' meme account.
Finding my name in the 'What Nick Miller Are You' meme account.
Finding my name in the 'What Nick Miller Are You' meme account.
Finding my name in the 'What Nick Miller Are You' meme account.

Here's why you keep seeing those 'what are you' name posts on Instagram


Evelyn Lau
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My sister recently sent me a photo of chef Guy Fieri next to a Guy's Grocery Games shopping trolley with my name clearly Photoshopped on to it. It was sent without context and to say I was confused was an understatement.

But, as the days went by and I received a couple more of them, I started to realise this was the latest Instagram trend.

The premise is simple. It’s almost like finding your name on a souvenir keyring and the trend actually more exciting than we’d like to admit.

From finding out which Guy Fieri best represents you to figuring out what food you are, there’s no shortage of Instagram accounts that are now dedicated to answering what [insert random topic of choice] you are.

Generally, each name corresponds with a different image and – in the case of celebrity images – a different look or mood. If you spot your name or that of a friend, the idea is that you share that post, tag or direct message them. Most accounts will also let you DM them with requests if you can’t find your own name.

In the past few days, Instagram seems to have flooded with these kind of accounts, with topics from food to celebrities and animals to other random items.

One of the original accounts, What Dog Are You, started posting on July 9 and currently has more than 122,000 followers as of July 20. There are also comedy-based accounts, such as the "What Nick Miller Are You" page, which is centred on the Nick Miller character from the TV show New Girl.

While it might eventually get annoying, for now, it seems to be the wholesome new trend that the world needs.

Here are some of the "what are you" accounts to check out:

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There’s increased scrutiny on the tricks being used to keep commodities flowing to and from blacklisted countries. Here’s a description of how some work.

1 Going Dark

A common method to transport Iranian oil with stealth is to turn off the Automatic Identification System, an electronic device that pinpoints a ship’s location. Known as going dark, a vessel flicks the switch before berthing and typically reappears days later, masking the location of its load or discharge port.

2. Ship-to-Ship Transfers

A first vessel will take its clandestine cargo away from the country in question before transferring it to a waiting ship, all of this happening out of sight. The vessels will then sail in different directions. For about a third of Iranian exports, more than one tanker typically handles a load before it’s delivered to its final destination, analysts say.

3. Fake Destinations

Signaling the wrong destination to load or unload is another technique. Ships that intend to take cargo from Iran may indicate their loading ports in sanction-free places like Iraq. Ships can keep changing their destinations and end up not berthing at any of them.

4. Rebranded Barrels

Iranian barrels can also be rebranded as oil from a nation free from sanctions such as Iraq. The countries share fields along their border and the crude has similar characteristics. Oil from these deposits can be trucked out to another port and documents forged to hide Iran as the origin.

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9. Angel di Maria - to Manchester United in 2014/15 - €75m
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