Escaping the UAE heat for the UK heat



I was ready for a real British holiday this summer. After no rain for almost a year in the UAE, I was looking for something more unpredictable than "hot today, hotter tomorrow and quite hot on Friday". I wanted gloomy, overcast days, lots of rain interrupting countryside picnics, standing in the street without an umbrella, savouring rivulets of rainwater running down my face.

Sadly, London weather has been outrageously sun-drenched for the two weeks I've been here. The sky is a forget-me-not blue, the birds are singing and all is right with the world. Only it's not. Where's the "terrible weather" for which this country is renowned?

Still, I suppose, that's the charm of England: its knack for serving up exactly the opposite of what you want. It feels good to be back in a world of stonily staring-ahead commuters on the Tube. It feels good to meander among quaintly named streets and houses with chimneys. It even feels good to be sniffed at in the supermarket because you asked for a plastic bag for your packets of McCoy's crisps instead of bringing along your own bag and thus committing environmental blasphemy.

With such a brilliantly crisp summer, you can't stay in moping about the lack of rain. Strolling in lush green parks and woodlands ablaze with colour puts something akin to a spring in your step. Transported back to the days of devouring Winnie the Pooh books, I have done something teenagers wouldn't be seen dead doing. Only where I was, not only children, but adults and teenagers, too, were indulging in the delightful pleasures of blackberry picking, all no doubt looking forward to some homemade blackberry jam later.

In the Wandle Meadow Nature Reserve, a couple of minutes walk from our hotel, lie oodles and oodles of blackberry bushes, all groaning with deliciously ripe fruit bursting with flavour. They're not just in parks, but along pavements and roadsides, outside houses and on the banks of the river Wandle.

For many teenagers, blackberries signify nothing but smartphones, but this obviously wasn't the case here. Never one to let other people get at all the good stuff, I joined in, and soon enough, as the poet Seamus Heaney so succinctly put it, my hands were peppered with thorn pricks, palms sticky as Bluebeard's. I didn't quite get to the "rat-grey fungus glutting our cache" bit, though, because I ate all the ones I picked immediately. Also, I only managed to pick a paltry handful compared to someone else's full-to-the-brim basket, because I squealed and danced about whenever a bee or an insect came within buzzing distance.

This peaceful rural scene, however, was only a few yards away from a thrumming, lively festival at the Merton Abbey Mills, the local market. And this felt more like it: proprietors of idyllic shops and pub owners wincing in agony when faced by a barrage of squealing guitars, throbbing bass and a young man with blond dreadlocks pounding away at a drum kit. A stage had been erected inside the historic marketplace for the music fest to keep its heavily eyelined adolescent patrons amused, and they stood milling around in their droves.

The juxtaposition of old and new here is obvious: many of the Underground stations have been around for hundreds of years, for example. However, the number of people I spotted sporting Amy Winehouse-style beehives in the trains very clearly states that London is a fast-moving city. I even encountered someone taking a photo of their teenage son pushing a trolley into a wall at Platform 5 (not 9) in King's Cross Station. It's pretty clear that one of the city's greatest offerings to the world, Harry Potter, won't be forgotten in a hurry.

What I had pleasantly forgotten was all our visits to museums, favourite haunts of our family in my younger years. For old times' sake, I meandered into the Science Museum as I walked about aimlessly. A performance about Yuri Gagarin - otherwise known as the first man in space- was fun to watch because the actor was wearing an orange spacesuit and had a cool Russian accent and I learnt a lot ... OK, because he was good-looking.

You can only look at steam engine exhibits for so long, though, and soon I had scurried out to the safer realms of New Look, H&M and Forever 21 on the better-appreciated Oxford Street. London's all very well for pretty gardens and nice architecture or museums, but there's nothing quite like some well-deserved retail therapy at the end of the day. Oh, and if the weather doesn't play foul: it's forecast to be grey and rainy tomorrow. What more could you ask for, really.

The writer is a 16-year-old student in Dubai.

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• Founded in 2014, Telr is a payment aggregator and gateway with an office in Silicon Oasis. It’s e-commerce entry plan costs Dh349 monthly (plus VAT). QR codes direct customers to an online payment page and merchants can generate payments through messaging apps.

• Business Bay’s Pallapay claims 40,000-plus active merchants who can invoice customers and receive payment by card. Fees range from 1.99 per cent plus Dh1 per transaction depending on payment method and location, such as online or via UAE mobile.

• Tap started in May 2013 in Kuwait, allowing Middle East businesses to bill, accept, receive and make payments online “easier, faster and smoother” via goSell and goCollect. It supports more than 10,000 merchants. Monthly fees range from US$65-100, plus card charges of 2.75-3.75 per cent and Dh1.2 per sale.

2checkout’s “all-in-one payment gateway and merchant account” accepts payments in 200-plus markets for 2.4-3.9 per cent, plus a Dh1.2-Dh1.8 currency conversion charge. The US provider processes online shop and mobile transactions and has 17,000-plus active digital commerce users.

• PayPal is probably the best-known online goods payment method - usually used for eBay purchases -  but can be used to receive funds, providing everyone’s signed up. Costs from 2.9 per cent plus Dh1.2 per transaction.

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Cost: 1.05 billion pounds (Dh 4.8 billion)

Number in service: 6

Complement 191 (space for up to 285)

Top speed: over 32 knots

Range: Over 7,000 nautical miles

Length 152.4 m

Displacement: 8,700 tonnes

Beam:   21.2 m

Draught: 7.4 m

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126: The length in metres of the legs supporting the structure

1 football pitch: The length of each permanent spoke is longer than a professional soccer pitch

16 A380 Airbuses: The equivalent weight of the wheel rim.

9,000 tonnes: The amount of steel used to construct the project.

5 tonnes: The weight of each permanent spoke that is holding the wheel rim in place

192: The amount of cable wires used to create the wheel. They measure a distance of 2,4000km in total, the equivalent of the distance between Dubai and Cairo.

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Thu Mar 15 – West Indies v Afghanistan, UAE v Scotland
Fri Mar 16 – Ireland v Zimbabwe
Sun Mar 18 – Ireland v Scotland
Mon Mar 19 – West Indies v Zimbabwe
Tue Mar 20 – UAE v Afghanistan
Wed Mar 21 – West Indies v Scotland
Thu Mar 22 – UAE v Zimbabwe
Fri Mar 23 – Ireland v Afghanistan

The top two teams qualify for the World Cup

Classification matches
The top-placed side out of Papua New Guinea, Hong Kong or Nepal will be granted one-day international status. UAE and Scotland have already won ODI status, having qualified for the Super Six.

Thu Mar 15 – Netherlands v Hong Kong, PNG v Nepal
Sat Mar 17 – 7th-8th place playoff, 9th-10th place playoff

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Liverpool 4-0 Barcelona

Liverpool win 4-3 on aggregate

Champions Legaue final: June 1, Madrid

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Barcelona 2
Suarez (10'), Messi (52')

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