Shakespeare was right - "brevity is the soul of wit". Ironically, if he were alive today, some MTV executive would make him cut out that part of Hamlet to make it fit neatly between reruns of Jersey Shore.
For better or worse, many of our digital-age careers now rise and fall by how much and how well we cull through endless torrents of bits and bytes. It's no wonder, then, why we grind our teeth and fight the urge to say "get to the point" the instant we sense a colleague breathing deep to utter a menagerie of adjectives and dependent clauses that no longer compute.
Speed it up, it's almost 2012 if you haven't noticed - even the last five syllables in haiku poems are overkill.
It is in this context that mobile review apps like Yelp fall short, since most offer little more than a slightly more convenient way for users to get paralysed indefinitely by too much information.
"Where would you like to go for dinner?" someone might ask.
"Not sure," you might say. "But just give me an undisclosed amount of uninterrupted silence while I log onto my smartphone and squint and scroll around a few hundred blog posts from restaurant critics who may or may not consider themselves the William Faulkner of cosy bistros. Only when I'm completely disheartened and disoriented will we then just cross the street to KFC."
The app
Fortunately there's Tiny Review (free; iPhone) a GPS-enabled database of user-created content, where the content is just a picture of a place or thing with a three-line review placed on top.
Tiny Review gives you the ability to see the gist of what others think of nearby venues without bothering with all the details that could distract you from more important things - like oncoming traffic.
The details
Using the app requires you to first register through your Facebook account, but after that, the process is pretty simple. Once you turn on your smartphone's GPS function, Tiny Review will serve up the latest nearby entries, complete with each place's name and distance from you. If you see something you like, simply click on it for more info (like a Google map and a list of other users who "liked" that entry).
Tiny Review also offers a general map view with red pins denoting places of interest and the ability to "follow" users who post reviews that appeal to you.
Posting a review yourself is as simple as taking a photo and writing a six- or seven-word description, headline style. Of course, as a user, you can follow and be followed and configure the app to automatically post your contributions to Facebook.
I could go on, but you get the point. We're on the same page - and Tiny Review is right there with us.
Have some great personal finance apps that you want to share? Write to Curt Brandao at cbrandao@thenational.ae
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The specs
Engine: Four electric motors, one at each wheel
Power: 579hp
Torque: 859Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Price: From Dh825,900
On sale: Now
THE SPECS
Engine: Four-cylinder 2.5-litre
Transmission: Seven-speed auto
Power: 165hp
Torque: 241Nm
Price: Dh99,900 to Dh134,000
On sale: now
Frankenstein in Baghdad
Ahmed Saadawi
Penguin Press
SERIE A FIXTURES
Saturday Benevento v Atalanta (2pm), Genoa v Bologna (5pm), AC Milan v Torino (7.45pm)
Sunday Roma v Inter Milan (3.30pm), Udinese v Napoli, Hellas Verona v Crotone, Parma v Lazio (2pm), Fiorentina v Cagliari (9pm), Juventus v Sassuolo (11.45pm)
Monday Spezia v Sampdoria (11.45pm)
A State of Passion
Directors: Carol Mansour and Muna Khalidi
Stars: Dr Ghassan Abu-Sittah
Rating: 4/5
Formula Middle East Calendar (Formula Regional and Formula 4)
Round 1: January 17-19, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 2: January 22-23, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 3: February 7-9, Dubai Autodrome – Dubai
Round 4: February 14-16, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 5: February 25-27, Jeddah Corniche Circuit – Saudi Arabia
The specs
Engine: 4-litre twin-turbo V8
Transmission: nine-speed
Power: 542bhp
Torque: 700Nm
Price: Dh848,000
On sale: now
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Brief scores:
Toss: South Africa, chose to field
Pakistan: 177 & 294
South Africa: 431 & 43-1
Man of the Match: Faf du Plessis (South Africa)
Series: South Africa lead three-match series 2-0
Europe’s rearming plan
- Suspend strict budget rules to allow member countries to step up defence spending
- Create new "instrument" providing €150 billion of loans to member countries for defence investment
- Use the existing EU budget to direct more funds towards defence-related investment
- Engage the bloc's European Investment Bank to drop limits on lending to defence firms
- Create a savings and investments union to help companies access capital
SPEC SHEET
Display: 6.8" edge quad-HD dynamic Amoled 2X, Infinity-O, 3088 x 1440, 500ppi, HDR10 , 120Hz
Processor: 4nm Snapdragon 8 Gen 1/Exynos 2200, 8-core
Memory: 8/12GB RAM
Storage: 128/256/512GB/1TB
Platform: Android 12
Main camera: quad 12MP ultra-wide f/2.2, 108MP wide f/1.8, 10MP telephoto f/4.9, 10MP telephoto 2.4; Space Zoom up to 100x, auto HDR, expert RAW
Video: 8K@24fps, 4K@60fps, full-HD@60fps, HD@30fps, super slo-mo@960fps
Front camera: 40MP f/2.2
Battery: 5000mAh, fast wireless charging 2.0 Wireless PowerShare
Connectivity: 5G, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth 5.2, NFC
I/O: USB-C
SIM: single nano, or nano and SIM, nano and nano, eSIM/nano and nano
Colours: burgundy, green, phantom black, phantom white, graphite, sky blue, red
Price: Dh4,699 for 128GB, Dh5,099 for 256GB, Dh5,499 for 512GB; 1TB unavailable in the UAE
The specs
Engine: Direct injection 4-cylinder 1.4-litre
Power: 150hp
Torque: 250Nm
Price: From Dh139,000
On sale: Now
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F1 drivers' standings
1. Lewis Hamilton, Mercedes 281
2. Sebastian Vettel, Ferrari 247
3. Valtteri Bottas, Mercedes 222
4. Daniel Ricciardo, Red Bull 177
5. Kimi Raikkonen, Ferrari 138
6. Max Verstappen, Red Bull 93
7. Sergio Perez, Force India 86
8. Esteban Ocon, Force India 56