It's another cold, rainy morning in Gordon Brown's recession-ravaged Britain. At the imagined London offices of The Daily Beast, that brash British newspaper, editors gather for the weekly forward-planning conference. All are worried - about their jobs, their mortgages, how to pay the school fees. And what to put in the paper.
For months the Beast's readers have been served a diet of relentless doom and gloom: bust banks, rising unemployment, falling property prices and soaring street crime. The editor wants something to take the readers' minds off it all. "What have we got for next week then?"
The news editor clears his throat. "Well, we've sent our star reporter to Dubai, and he's got a great story about starving beggars on the streets, wild animals roaming the five-star hotels and prisons full of penniless expats. He's even got an interview with a woman who is living in her car after being released from jail after serving six months for bonking on the beach and now can't afford to live in her £1 million house on the Palm. Really great stuff."
The meeting feels a collective warm glow of Schadenfreude. "That's it - let's give it to those tax-evading, SUV-driving expats. Thought they could get away from the long arm of the Beast by moving to the sun-kissed beaches of the Gulf, did they? Well, this will spoil their pool-side breakfasts."
It is a fictional scene, of course, an homage to Evelyn Waugh's Scoop. But perhaps this is the kind of process that has been played out in British newspaper offices over the past six months, if the insanity of all the media coverage of the emirate is anything to go by. The Beast has well and truly savaged Dubai and all they think it represents - bling, sunshine lifestyles, no tax and lots of domestic servants.
In the past few weeks, there has been a deafening crescendo of bad press. The tone was set by a psychedelic opinion article in The Guardian by its star columnist, Simon Jenkins, in which he conjured a Blade Runner vision of the city, crumbling into the desert and unfit for human habitation.
Panorama, the BBC's flagship current affairs programme, spent three months under cover at Dubai labour camps and last week produced a barrage of allegations about the emirate's workforce; then Johann Hari, travelling commentator for The Independent, wrote a lengthy piece revealing the "dark side of Dubai" - an adult Disneyland built by slaves and populated by drunken expats and plastic palm trees, he said.
Next week, there is more to come, with a Human Rights Watch report into the state of the media in the UAE entitled Just the Good News Please set to ignite international debate over alleged censorship in the UAE. No doubt more of Fleet Street's finest will be dispatched to Dubai to reveal more of that "dark side".
Simultaneous to the lurid revelations from the general and foreign news pages, there has been a different kind of campaign of criticism from the business press.
The Financial Times and the Wall Street Journal, as well as the glossy weekly news magazines, have for the past year been warning readers of the effects that the credit crunch would have on Dubai and the UAE.
Some have only belatedly recognised the extent of that damage. Last week the British Foreign office felt obliged to intervene, condemning its country's coverage of Dubai as "over-exaggerated".
The British business minister, Lord Mandelson, on tour in the Middle East, distanced himself from the "gloom-laden" tone of recent media coverage.
There is no doubt the onslaught has been felt in the emirate. Maurice Flanagan, the executive vice chairman of flag-carrier Emirates Airline, said the coverage had been "disgraceful".
Riad Kamal, head of Arabtec - one of the firms targeted in the Panorama programme - called the reporting "unfair". He also disputed the accuracy of the BBC's findings - including conveniently filmed pools of sewage after a torrential downpour in January - and said his company would mount its own investigation.
Saqr Ghobash Saeed Ghobash, the Minister of Labour, is to investigate the veracity of Panorama's claims that some building labourers were living in "inhumane conditions".
Maher al Obaid, the acting director general of the inspection team task force said the ministry would visit construction sites to investigate the claims but emphasised that regular inspections were carried out and those that failed to measure up were fined.
A source in the Dubai establishment attacked the "hysterical" tone of Hari's article in The Independent, calling it "a very ugly piece of journalism, but typical of the schoolyard mentality of the British press".
Meanwhile, British expats in Dubai are bemused and shocked by the media offensive. "I don't recognise my Dubai in all this," one said last week. "They seem to have decided all together to invent a version of the place and then knock it down."
So is there some hidden agenda by the British media? Is it a case of mass Schadenfreude? What do the opinion formers of the British press really think of Dubai?
Jenkins, whose Guardian article took Dubai-bashing to a new level of sophistication, explained the origin of his piece: "My article was simply the result of a visit to Dubai and much subsequent reading and talking on the subject. There was no other motive but personal opinion," he said.
Paul Johnson, the deputy editor of Guardian News and Media, explained his paper's stance in more detail: "Dubai was always a symbol of financial muscle and conspicuous consumption, but full of paradoxes, like poor labour conditions. The world has changed, and such extravagance is not viewed in the same way any more. Maybe it goes back to the beach-bonking story last year, but now it seems to me coverage is attacking the entire basis of what Dubai stands for."
He denied there was a hidden agenda in the Guardian's coverage of Dubai, and pointed to earlier positive coverage of the emirate, as well as negative coverage in other British papers. "It's not Schadenfreude - the world has changed, that's all."
Hari stood full-square behind his damning article. "I had no evil or malign motives towards Dubai before I went there. My job is to go to places and find out what is really happening, and that was the agenda with Dubai. It's not Schadenfreude, but I do think there's a revulsion in Britain towards people who don't pay taxes."
Was there anything he liked about Dubai? "Women and gay people are relatively free by the standards of the Middle East - you won't find gay clubs in Riyadh. And I suppose it's impressive when a country goes from poverty to wealth in such a short space of time."
His boss, Roger Alton, editor of The Independent, said: "Personally, I absolutely love the place, but then I like all that over-the-top stuff - the idea you build a ski-slope in the desert just appeals to me. But we have a free press and, though people in Dubai might not like it, Hari's piece was beautifully written and well-researched and sourced."
The theory that there was some "hidden agenda" in the British media he dismissed as "quite ridiculous. The idea that editors phone each other and say 'let's all do this' is just absurd. Anyway, I don't read The Guardian. But I can see there is a type of person who might not be upset if all the bling people of Dubai got it up 'em, though that doesn't apply to a fair-minded person like me, of course."
At the Financial Times, editor Lionel Barber declined to get involved in the debate. "I think it's best if we let the FT's coverage of the UAE speak for itself," he said.
Ironically, the British press onslaught coincides with Dubai's appointment a couple of weeks ago of a firm of London communications specialists, Finsbury, with a brief to counter negativity about the emirate, especially in the business press.
Certainly, they could have done little about the onslaught in so short a time, but it underscores the level of attention and sophistication Dubai is using to deal with the issue.
Roland Rudd, the founder of Finsbury, said yesterday: "It's going to be a long process and we may find ourselves taking two steps forward and then another back. But I remain an optimist."
In Dubai's halls of power, they hope it is so, but some remain apprehensive about fresh attacks.
"There is a feeling that Dubai has to be put in its place, and the British press has a long tradition of building people up and then pulling them down. Nemesis follows hubris," said one commentator.
In London, it seems, the Beast is still hungry.
* The National
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Uefa Nations League: How it Works
The Uefa Nations League, introduced last year, has reached its final stage, to be played over five days in northern Portugal. The format of its closing tournament is compact, spread over two semi-finals, with the first, Portugal versus Switzerland in Porto on Wednesday evening, and the second, England against the Netherlands, in Guimaraes, on Thursday.
The winners of each semi will then meet at Porto’s Dragao stadium on Sunday, with the losing semi-finalists contesting a third-place play-off in Guimaraes earlier that day.
Qualifying for the final stage was via League A of the inaugural Nations League, in which the top 12 European countries according to Uefa's co-efficient seeding system were divided into four groups, the teams playing each other twice between September and November. Portugal, who finished above Italy and Poland, successfully bid to host the finals.
End of free parking
- paid-for parking will be rolled across Abu Dhabi island on August 18
- drivers will have three working weeks leeway before fines are issued
- areas that are currently free to park - around Sheikh Zayed Bridge, Maqta Bridge, Mussaffah Bridge and the Corniche - will now require a ticket
- villa residents will need a permit to park outside their home. One vehicle is Dh800 and a second is Dh1,200.
- The penalty for failing to pay for a ticket after 10 minutes will be Dh200
- Parking on a patch of sand will incur a fine of Dh300
MATCH INFO
Everton 0
Manchester City 2 (Laporte 45 2', Jesus 90 7')
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Almnssa
Started: August 2020
Founder: Areej Selmi
Based: Gaza
Sectors: Internet, e-commerce
Investments: Grants/private funding
Avatar: Fire and Ash
Director: James Cameron
Starring: Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Zoe Saldana
Rating: 4.5/5
England's all-time record goalscorers:
Wayne Rooney 53
Bobby Charlton 49
Gary Lineker 48
Jimmy Greaves 44
Michael Owen 40
Tom Finney 30
Nat Lofthouse 30
Alan Shearer 30
Viv Woodward 29
Frank Lampard 29
The specs
- Engine: 3.9-litre twin-turbo V8
- Power: 640hp
- Torque: 760nm
- On sale: 2026
- Price: Not announced yet
White hydrogen: Naturally occurring hydrogen
Chromite: Hard, metallic mineral containing iron oxide and chromium oxide
Ultramafic rocks: Dark-coloured rocks rich in magnesium or iron with very low silica content
Ophiolite: A section of the earth’s crust, which is oceanic in nature that has since been uplifted and exposed on land
Olivine: A commonly occurring magnesium iron silicate mineral that derives its name for its olive-green yellow-green colour
RESULTS
Welterweight
Tohir Zhuraev (TJK) beat Mostafa Radi (PAL)
(Unanimous points decision)
Catchweight 75kg
Anas Siraj Mounir (MAR) beat Leandro Martins (BRA)
(Second round knockout)
Flyweight (female)
Manon Fiorot (FRA) beat Corinne Laframboise (CAN)
(RSC in third round)
Featherweight
Bogdan Kirilenko (UZB) beat Ahmed Al Darmaki
(Disqualification)
Lightweight
Izzedine Al Derabani (JOR) beat Rey Nacionales (PHI)
(Unanimous points)
Featherweight
Yousef Al Housani (UAE) beat Mohamed Fargan (IND)
(TKO first round)
Catchweight 69kg
Jung Han-gook (KOR) beat Max Lima (BRA)
(First round submission by foot-lock)
Catchweight 71kg
Usman Nurmogamedov (RUS) beat Jerry Kvarnstrom (FIN)
(TKO round 1).
Featherweight title (5 rounds)
Lee Do-gyeom (KOR) v Alexandru Chitoran (ROU)
(TKO round 1).
Lightweight title (5 rounds)
Bruno Machado (BRA) beat Mike Santiago (USA)
(RSC round 2).
The specs: 2018 Nissan 370Z Nismo
The specs: 2018 Nissan 370Z Nismo
Price, base / as tested: Dh182,178
Engine: 3.7-litre V6
Power: 350hp @ 7,400rpm
Torque: 374Nm @ 5,200rpm
Transmission: Seven-speed automatic
Fuel consumption, combined: 10.5L / 100km
Rashid & Rajab
Director: Mohammed Saeed Harib
Stars: Shadi Alfons, Marwan Abdullah, Doaa Mostafa Ragab
Two stars out of five
Top 10 most polluted cities
- Bhiwadi, India
- Ghaziabad, India
- Hotan, China
- Delhi, India
- Jaunpur, India
- Faisalabad, Pakistan
- Noida, India
- Bahawalpur, Pakistan
- Peshawar, Pakistan
- Bagpat, India
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Tips for newlyweds to better manage finances
All couples are unique and have to create a financial blueprint that is most suitable for their relationship, says Vijay Valecha, chief investment officer at Century Financial. He offers his top five tips for couples to better manage their finances.
Discuss your assets and debts: When married, it’s important to understand each other’s personal financial situation. It’s necessary to know upfront what each party brings to the table, as debts and assets affect spending habits and joint loan qualifications. Discussing all aspects of their finances as a couple prevents anyone from being blindsided later.
Decide on the financial/saving goals: Spouses should independently list their top goals and share their lists with one another to shape a joint plan. Writing down clear goals will help them determine how much to save each month, how much to put aside for short-term goals, and how they will reach their long-term financial goals.
Set a budget: A budget can keep the couple be mindful of their income and expenses. With a monthly budget, couples will know exactly how much they can spend in a category each month, how much they have to work with and what spending areas need to be evaluated.
Decide who manages what: When it comes to handling finances, it’s a good idea to decide who manages what. For example, one person might take on the day-to-day bills, while the other tackles long-term investments and retirement plans.
Money date nights: Talking about money should be a healthy, ongoing conversation and couples should not wait for something to go wrong. They should set time aside every month to talk about future financial decisions and see the progress they’ve made together towards accomplishing their goals.
The biog
Favourite film: Motorcycle Dairies, Monsieur Hulot’s Holiday, Kagemusha
Favourite book: One Hundred Years of Solitude
Holiday destination: Sri Lanka
First car: VW Golf
Proudest achievement: Building Robotics Labs at Khalifa University and King’s College London, Daughters
Driverless cars or drones: Driverless Cars
Britain's travel restrictions
- A negative test 2 days before flying
- Complete passenger locator form
- Book a post-arrival PCR test
- Double-vaccinated must self-isolate
- 11 countries on red list quarantine
The biog
Family: He is the youngest of five brothers, of whom two are dentists.
Celebrities he worked on: Fabio Canavaro, Lojain Omran, RedOne, Saber Al Rabai.
Where he works: Liberty Dental Clinic
SERIE A FIXTURES
Saturday Spezia v Lazio (6pm), Juventus v Torino (9pm), Inter Milan v Bologna (7.45pm)
Sunday Verona v Cagliari (3.30pm), Parma v Benevento, AS Roma v Sassuolo, Udinese v Atalanta (all 6pm), Crotone v Napoli (9pm), Sampdoria v AC Milan (11.45pm)
Monday Fiorentina v Genoa (11.45pm)
The biog
Name: Sari Al Zubaidi
Occupation: co-founder of Cafe di Rosati
Age: 42
Marital status: single
Favourite drink: drip coffee V60
Favourite destination: Bali, Indonesia
Favourite book: 100 Years of Solitude
BMW M5 specs
Engine: 4.4-litre twin-turbo V-8 petrol enging with additional electric motor
Power: 727hp
Torque: 1,000Nm
Transmission: 8-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 10.6L/100km
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh650,000
Desert Warrior
Starring: Anthony Mackie, Aiysha Hart, Ben Kingsley
Director: Rupert Wyatt
Rating: 3/5
Jetour T1 specs
Engine: 2-litre turbocharged
Power: 254hp
Torque: 390Nm
Price: From Dh126,000
Available: Now
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'Avengers: Infinity War'
Dir: The Russo Brothers
Starring: Chris Evans, Chris Pratt, Tom Holland, Robert Downey Junior, Scarlett Johansson, Elizabeth Olsen
Four stars
RESULT
Esperance de Tunis 1 Guadalajara 1
(Esperance won 6-5 on penalties)
Esperance: Belaili 38’
Guadalajara: Sandoval 5’
The Voice of Hind Rajab
Starring: Saja Kilani, Clara Khoury, Motaz Malhees
Director: Kaouther Ben Hania
Rating: 4/5
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