Don't forget IT in your VAT preparations


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Events dear boy. Events.

I should be a few articles into specific industry reviews, but a week is becoming a long time in "VAT World".

Value added tax (VAT) World is not a new Netflix series, but you will be seeing it everywhere in the UAE from January 1, 2018. On the same day it will be showcasing in Saudi Arabia, who on May 29 published their draft VAT law. Do not mistake this for the GCC framework, that was issued in April this year. The rest of the GCC has "it is coming soon" festooned on it.

As VAT is primarily about processes, information technology (IT) is a critical pillar upon which your solution will stand, in many cases more so than finance. In the last few weeks we have seen how open these infrastructures are to threats from external forces.

IT is not a slave to your needs, but a millstone you wear around your entity's neck as you navigate the ebbs and flows of transactions. What is almost satirical is that each entity is responsible for its own ensnarement. Whatever culpable third party helped attach the mechanism, did so at the entity's request and expense.

On May 12 we saw the "WannaCry" virus, without any apparent focus, attack IT systems across the world. Chaos reigned for days. The National Health Services, the UK’s public health service, the world’s largest such employer, was forced into emergency measures as its systems locked them out. Where large entities catch colds, smaller ones suffer pneumonia. Sometimes fatally.

Why today's focus on IT systems? I'm concerned that where VAT projects have begun, the primary focus is on accounting processes potentially masking the enormity of IT solution requirements. The fact is many companies have systems that would qualify for display in museums.

If you require a new solution, you're probably too late to get it launched on time, both from the perspective of time to delivery and availability of competent manpower. There is time to put in place standalone systems, with a focus on solid interfaces to ensure integrity. There might even be time to deploy individual modules of enterprise resource planning (ERP) but this risks compliance leakages and with that fines.

Ever since ERP won the systems war, standalone software has been waging an asymmetric fightback, its adherents seen as eccentric antiquarians. Yet when I worked in a division of WPP, one of the world's largest marketing companies and an employer of a quarter of a million people, it delegated these system decisions to its many constituent entities. End of period reporting was via a common platform, but the requirements were manageable.

ERP is one of those anacronyms most people can successfully decompress, but when pressed fundamentally don’t understand what it is. Training and ongoing interaction means individuals understand up to the extremities of their interaction, but this leaves them unable to see the wood for the trees.

If you've ever been told a system change was impossible and that you wouldn't understand why, it's not because you're talking to a stroppy teenager. The internal ERP team are conscious of the limitations - limitations not expected when some well-attired individual convinced your company that it could achieve material efficiencies by implementing their ERP software.

Imagine your entity is an apartment building and a decision is made to manage all its functions using a single end-to-end software solution. An external team is matched to one of yours and having mapped all the process flows, these are digitised and voila! Your entity is now operating with enhanced material efficiency.

Apartments on the first floor don’t want air conditioning but the ground and second floor do. Post completion, the residents on the first floor complain that the temperature is so icy they need to keep all their windows open. This has led to nimble thieves climbing in and stealing their possessions. You get the idea.

Like this imaginarium, individual process owners very often don't work together and their requirements are driven by their own localised needs. They probably missed the meetings that dealt with other functions up and down the company's supply chain.

Worse, rather than try to ensure congruence across the project, with time and cost pressures piling, your consultants often find it easier to deliver a complete but disjointed project and rely on the one certainty that will follow the ERP’s launch: change.

Entities change and that change shunts processes. Doesn’t work well for trains and little better for organisations. Welcome to the world of spreadsheets, where tweaks to solid state information begins and with it human error - adding to the developing IT ones.

Solutions may be priced to include change requests, but we return to the selfish requests of individuals and internal ERP boffins advising that solution fixes cannot work because they will make someone else's solution up or down stream even worse.

As internal tinkering with the system architecture will probably invalidate your warranty, better give that well attired consultant a call. At some point the dirham will drop that your ERP has become the life support machine of your entity.

For those who are operating on unsupported versions of your software, chief executives - ask (in writing) whether yours is - there are some brands that have begun removing the patches that were readily available to encourage migration to one of their supported products. This upgrade isn’t always free.

In simpler environments, that decides that ERP is the only route they are willing to countenance, a partial launch of a new or upgraded system that captures the main VAT elements might suffice. As VAT compliance is about processes and it permeates right through an entity, this might not even be possible for complex ones.

Your "VAT World" season one cliffhanger should be dull enough not to warrant a second season and not fade out with the VAT antagonist hollering "I’ll be back".

David Daly is a chartered accountant [CIMA] who leads a consultancy practice in the UAE

Three-day coronation

Royal purification

The entire coronation ceremony extends over three days from May 4-6, but Saturday is the one to watch. At the time of 10:09am the royal purification ceremony begins. Wearing a white robe, the king will enter a pavilion at the Grand Palace, where he will be doused in sacred water from five rivers and four ponds in Thailand. In the distant past water was collected from specific rivers in India, reflecting the influential blend of Hindu and Buddhist cosmology on the coronation. Hindu Brahmins and the country's most senior Buddhist monks will be present. Coronation practices can be traced back thousands of years to ancient India.

The crown

Not long after royal purification rites, the king proceeds to the Baisal Daksin Throne Hall where he receives sacred water from eight directions. Symbolically that means he has received legitimacy from all directions of the kingdom. He ascends the Bhadrapitha Throne, where in regal robes he sits under a Nine-Tiered Umbrella of State. Brahmins will hand the monarch the royal regalia, including a wooden sceptre inlaid with gold, a precious stone-encrusted sword believed to have been found in a lake in northern Cambodia, slippers, and a whisk made from yak's hair.

The Great Crown of Victory is the centrepiece. Tiered, gold and weighing 7.3 kilograms, it has a diamond from India at the top. Vajiralongkorn will personally place the crown on his own head and then issues his first royal command.

The audience

On Saturday afternoon, the newly-crowned king is set to grant a "grand audience" to members of the royal family, the privy council, the cabinet and senior officials. Two hours later the king will visit the Temple of the Emerald Buddha, the most sacred space in Thailand, which on normal days is thronged with tourists. He then symbolically moves into the Royal Residence.

The procession

The main element of Sunday's ceremonies, streets across Bangkok's historic heart have been blocked off in preparation for this moment. The king will sit on a royal palanquin carried by soldiers dressed in colourful traditional garb. A 21-gun salute will start the procession. Some 200,000 people are expected to line the seven-kilometre route around the city.

Meet the people

On the last day of the ceremony Rama X will appear on the balcony of Suddhaisavarya Prasad Hall in the Grand Palace at 4:30pm "to receive the good wishes of the people". An hour later, diplomats will be given an audience at the Grand Palace. This is the only time during the ceremony that representatives of foreign governments will greet the king.

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  • Individuals must register on UAE Drone app or website using their UAE Pass
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  • Upload the training certificate from a centre accredited by the GCAA
  • Submit their request
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Test squad: Joe Root (capt), Jofra Archer, Stuart Broad, Rory Burns, Jos Buttler, Zak Crawley, Sam Curran, Joe Denly, Jack Leach, Saqib Mahmood, Matthew Parkinson, Ollie Pope, Dominic Sibley, Ben Stokes, Chris Woakes

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Indoor Cricket World Cup - Sep 16-20, Insportz, Dubai

16 Indoor cricket matches are 16 overs per side

8 There are eight players per team

There have been nine Indoor Cricket World Cups for men. Australia have won every one.

5 Five runs are deducted from the score when a wickets falls

Batsmen bat in pairs, facing four overs per partnership

Scoring In indoor cricket, runs are scored by way of both physical and bonus runs. Physical runs are scored by both batsmen completing a run from one crease to the other. Bonus runs are scored when the ball hits a net in different zones, but only when at least one physical run is score.

Zones

A Front net, behind the striker and wicketkeeper: 0 runs

B Side nets, between the striker and halfway down the pitch: 1 run

Side nets between halfway and the bowlers end: 2 runs

Back net: 4 runs on the bounce, 6 runs on the full

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Trump has so far secured 295 Electoral College votes, according to the Associated Press, exceeding the 270 needed to win. Only Nevada and Arizona remain to be called, and both swing states are leaning Republican. Trump swept all five remaining swing states, North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, sealing his path to victory and giving him a strong mandate. 

 

Popular Vote Tally

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Farage on Muslim Brotherhood

Nigel Farage told Reform's annual conference that the party will proscribe the Muslim Brotherhood if he becomes Prime Minister.
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“All across the Middle East, countries have banned and proscribed the Muslim Brotherhood as a dangerous organisation. We will do the very same.”
It is 10 years since a ground-breaking report into the Muslim Brotherhood by Sir John Jenkins.
Among the former diplomat's findings was an assessment that “the use of extreme violence in the pursuit of the perfect Islamic society” has “never been institutionally disowned” by the movement.
The prime minister at the time, David Cameron, who commissioned the report, said membership or association with the Muslim Brotherhood was a "possible indicator of extremism" but it would not be banned.

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  1. Ensure decoration and styling – and portal photography – quality is high to achieve maximum rates.
  2. Research equivalent Airbnb homes in your location to ensure competitiveness.
  3. Post on all relevant platforms to reach the widest audience; whether you let personally or via an agency know your potential guest profile – aiming for the wrong demographic may leave your property empty.
  4. Factor in costs when working out if holiday letting is beneficial. The annual DCTM fee runs from Dh370 for a one-bedroom flat to Dh1,200. Tourism tax is Dh10-15 per bedroom, per night.
  5. Check your management company has a physical office, a valid DTCM licence and is licencing your property and paying tourism taxes. For transparency, regularly view your booking calendar.
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Venue: Kuala Lumpur

Result: Winners play at Asia Cup in Dubai and Abu Dhabi in September

Fixtures:

Wed Aug 29: Malaysia v Hong Kong, Nepal v Oman, UAE v Singapore

Thu Aug 30: UAE v Nepal, Hong Kong v Singapore, Malaysia v Oman

Sat Sep 1: UAE v Hong Kong, Oman v Singapore, Malaysia v Nepal

Sun Sep 2: Hong Kong v Oman, Malaysia v UAE, Nepal v Singapore

Tue Sep 4: Malaysia v Singapore, UAE v Oman, Nepal v Hong Kong

Thu Sep 6: Final

 

Asia Cup

Venue: Dubai and Abu Dhabi

Schedule: Sep 15-28

Teams: Afghanistan, Bangladesh, India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, plus the winner of the Qualifier

Short-term let permits explained

Homeowners and tenants are allowed to list their properties for rental by registering through the Dubai Tourism website to obtain a permit.

Tenants also require a letter of no objection from their landlord before being allowed to list the property.

There is a cost of Dh1,590 before starting the process, with an additional licence fee of Dh300 per bedroom being rented in your home for the duration of the rental, which ranges from three months to a year.

Anyone hoping to list a property for rental must also provide a copy of their title deeds and Ejari, as well as their Emirates ID.

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Started: March, 2020

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Industry: Technology and food delivery

Initial investment: Dh75,000

Investor: Dtec Startupbootcamp

Future plan: Looking to raise $400,000

Total sales: Over 1,000 deliveries in three months

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The seven points are:

Shakhbout bin Sultan Street

Dhafeer Street

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Audio: Stereo speakers

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Key figures in the life of the fort

Sheikh Dhiyab bin Isa (ruled 1761-1793) Built Qasr Al Hosn as a watchtower to guard over the only freshwater well on Abu Dhabi island.

Sheikh Shakhbut bin Dhiyab (ruled 1793-1816) Expanded the tower into a small fort and transferred his ruling place of residence from Liwa Oasis to the fort on the island.

Sheikh Tahnoon bin Shakhbut (ruled 1818-1833) Expanded Qasr Al Hosn further as Abu Dhabi grew from a small village of palm huts to a town of more than 5,000 inhabitants.

Sheikh Khalifa bin Shakhbut (ruled 1833-1845) Repaired and fortified the fort.

Sheikh Saeed bin Tahnoon (ruled 1845-1855) Turned Qasr Al Hosn into a strong two-storied structure.

Sheikh Zayed bin Khalifa (ruled 1855-1909) Expanded Qasr Al Hosn further to reflect the emirate's increasing prominence.

Sheikh Shakhbut bin Sultan (ruled 1928-1966) Renovated and enlarged Qasr Al Hosn, adding a decorative arch and two new villas.

Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan (ruled 1966-2004) Moved the royal residence to Al Manhal palace and kept his diwan at Qasr Al Hosn.

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Eddie Ntkeiah 51'

Portsmouth 0

 

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Tiger:independent, successful, volatile
Rat:witty, creative, charming
Ox:diligent, perseverent, conservative
Rabbit:gracious, considerate, sensitive
Dragon:prosperous, brave, rash
Snake:calm, thoughtful, stubborn
Horse:faithful, energetic, carefree
Sheep:easy-going, peacemaker, curious
Monkey:family-orientated, clever, playful
Rooster:honest, confident, pompous
Dog:loyal, kind, perfectionist
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