When the Personal Rapid Transport system, a self-driving electric car that scoots around the bowels of Masdar City, came to a halt and opened its doors, I disembarked. The doors closed and the car drove off.
Minutes earlier I had been celebrating this piece of technological wizardry, singing John Williams' Jurassic Park theme loudly to myself as the car navigated the garage beneath Masdar.
Now I stood there, bemused, having been disgorged into an empty concrete lot, with nary a disembarkation platform, nor a door designed for humans, anywhere in sight. Dark tyre tracks marked the routes that electric cars had taken: I followed them to the warren I presumed would be at their end. An automated voiceover had promised that the cars were equipped with the latest in auto-navigation technology. I hoped they would not hunt me for sport.
Robots – said the head of innovation at IBM, and an MIT neuroscientist at a talk at the World Economic Forum hosted in Abu Dhabi last month – are the future. In fact, they said, in that way that management consultants and people in the tech industry have of saying deliberately incorrect things in order to sound impressive – robots are the present.
I felt my smartphone as a sudden, oppressive weight in my trouser pocket. Was it listening? Did it know?
All a robot is, they made clear, is a bit of hardware and software that can respond to its environment. When my fridge identifies that the temperature has diverged from that ideally needed to preserve milk, and cools or heats itself, it has proven itself to be a robot. When it gets Wi-Fi connectivity, places an order on Amazon Delicatessen for a quart of double-cream, and intones, in its best impression of HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey, "You have run out of milk, Adam" – then, the Internet of Robot-Things has arrived. (Said the product designer to the technician: "Why do you keep making the voices so sinister? I've warned you about this before, Dave.")
Yet, as an any journalist inundated with thousands of press releases and management consultancy reports about the Internet of Things can tell you, there are reasons to think that robots won’t really be around every corner anytime soon.
Firstly, we live in a world of considerable income and wealth inequality. I would love to see robotic technology rush to the aid of Africa’s underbanked, but the absence of expensive capital goods in many parts of the world is the nature of the problem. Even in the developed world, buying a creepy fridge smacks of status anxiety – the preserve of the jostling middle-classes – or the affluent boredom of middle-aged men with enough cash and spare time to become hooked on self-monitoring technologies.
Secondly, we live in a world of awful companies. Most people in most organizations are unfulfilled most of the time. Organizations and offices are imperfect, and bad at putting labour to good use. Robots have lots of clever applications – Watson, IBM’s supercomputer, can process more medical journals in a day than most humans in a lifetime, making it a very powerful diagnostic aid to physicians. But are the same organizations that put their workers to such dismal and inefficient use suddenly going to efficiently utilise all the possibilities of robotic technology?
It’s currently possible to inexpensively rent supercomputers for high-powered data analysis, for instance. Most companies generate huge amounts of data. But do most companies make the most out of this data, by storing it in a useful form, training managers on how to make decisions out of it, and by doing high-powered data analytics using the world’s cheaply-available processing power? Technology needs organizations to take advantage of it.
And those organizations are made out of individuals. Paul Romer, an economist, repeats the truism that productivity growth is what happens when resources are combined more efficiently – he calls this, in a folksy way, improving the ‘recipes’ for output. Individual and organizational output can both be made more efficient by adding robots to the recipes.
But adding robots without developing procedures and techniques to utilise those robots doesn’t do much to boost our welfare. The instruction manuals represent as much of a contribution to economic growth as the robots. Consider 3D printing. The technology allows us cheaply to build almost any object that we can think of – the next productivity-enhancing step is to programme the printers to produce useful components and objects. The next step is to design the recipes – which requires ingenuity and essentially human skill. Without the recipes, the robots don’t do very much.
Eventually, I found my way to the depot where the PRT cars were parked. I hammered on the glass doors that separated the PRT lot and the embarkation station. An amused security guard let me in. I told him that the PRT car needed to be reprogrammed. Its recipe needed work.
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Profile of MoneyFellows
Founder: Ahmed Wadi
Launched: 2016
Employees: 76
Financing stage: Series A ($4 million)
Investors: Partech, Sawari Ventures, 500 Startups, Dubai Angel Investors, Phoenician Fund
Terror attacks in Paris, November 13, 2015
- At 9.16pm, three suicide attackers killed one person outside the Atade de France during a foootball match between France and Germany
- At 9.25pm, three attackers opened fire on restaurants and cafes over 20 minutes, killing 39 people
- Shortly after 9.40pm, three other attackers launched a three-hour raid on the Bataclan, in which 1,500 people had gathered to watch a rock concert. In total, 90 people were killed
- Salah Abdeslam, the only survivor of the terrorists, did not directly participate in the attacks, thought to be due to a technical glitch in his suicide vest
- He fled to Belgium and was involved in attacks on Brussels in March 2016. He is serving a life sentence in France
The specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4-cyl turbo
Power: 247hp at 6,500rpm
Torque: 370Nm from 1,500-3,500rpm
Transmission: 10-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 7.8L/100km
Price: from Dh94,900
On sale: now
US PGA Championship in numbers
1 Joost Luiten produced a memorable hole in one at the par-three fourth in the first round.
2 To date, the only two players to win the PGA Championship after winning the week before are Rory McIlroy (2014 WGC-Bridgestone Invitational) and Tiger Woods (2007, WGC-Bridgestone Invitational). Hideki Matsuyama or Chris Stroud could have made it three.
3 Number of seasons without a major for McIlroy, who finished in a tie for 22nd.
4 Louis Oosthuizen has now finished second in all four of the game's major championships.
5 In the fifth hole of the final round, McIlroy holed his longest putt of the week - from 16ft 8in - for birdie.
6 For the sixth successive year, play was disrupted by bad weather with a delay of one hour and 43 minutes on Friday.
7 Seven under par (64) was the best round of the week, shot by Matsuyama and Francesco Molinari on Day 2.
8 Number of shots taken by Jason Day on the 18th hole in round three after a risky recovery shot backfired.
9 Jon Rahm's age in months the last time Phil Mickelson missed the cut in the US PGA, in 1995.
10 Jimmy Walker's opening round as defending champion was a 10-over-par 81.
11 The par-four 11th coincidentally ranked as the 11th hardest hole overall with a scoring average of 4.192.
12 Paul Casey was a combined 12 under par for his first round in this year's majors.
13 The average world ranking of the last 13 PGA winners before this week was 25. Kevin Kisner began the week ranked 25th.
14 The world ranking of Justin Thomas before his victory.
15 Of the top 15 players after 54 holes, only Oosthuizen had previously won a major.
16 The par-four 16th marks the start of Quail Hollow's so-called "Green Mile" of finishing holes, some of the toughest in golf.
17 The first round scoring average of the last 17 major champions was 67.2. Kisner and Thorbjorn Olesen shot 67 on day one at Quail Hollow.
18 For the first time in 18 majors, the eventual winner was over par after round one (Thomas shot 73).
ESSENTIALS
The flights
Etihad (etihad.com) flies from Abu Dhabi to Mykonos, with a flight change to its partner airline Olympic Air in Athens. Return flights cost from Dh4,105 per person, including taxes.
Where to stay
The modern-art-filled Ambassador hotel (myconianambassador.gr) is 15 minutes outside Mykonos Town on a hillside 500 metres from the Platis Gialos Beach, with a bus into town every 30 minutes (a taxi costs €15 [Dh66]). The Nammos and Scorpios beach clubs are a 10- to 20-minute walk (or water-taxi ride) away. All 70 rooms have a large balcony, many with a Jacuzzi, and of the 15 suites, five have a plunge pool. There’s also a private eight-bedroom villa. Double rooms cost from €240 (Dh1,063) including breakfast, out of season, and from €595 (Dh2,636) in July/August.
The Abu Dhabi Awards explained:
What are the awards? They honour anyone who has made a contribution to life in Abu Dhabi.
Are they open to only Emiratis? The awards are open to anyone, regardless of age or nationality, living anywhere in the world.
When do nominations close? The process concludes on December 31.
How do I nominate someone? Through the website.
When is the ceremony? The awards event will take place early next year.
Where to donate in the UAE
The Emirates Charity Portal
You can donate to several registered charities through a “donation catalogue”. The use of the donation is quite specific, such as buying a fan for a poor family in Niger for Dh130.
The General Authority of Islamic Affairs & Endowments
The site has an e-donation service accepting debit card, credit card or e-Dirham, an electronic payment tool developed by the Ministry of Finance and First Abu Dhabi Bank.
Al Noor Special Needs Centre
You can donate online or order Smiles n’ Stuff products handcrafted by Al Noor students. The centre publishes a wish list of extras needed, starting at Dh500.
Beit Al Khair Society
Beit Al Khair Society has the motto “From – and to – the UAE,” with donations going towards the neediest in the country. Its website has a list of physical donation sites, but people can also contribute money by SMS, bank transfer and through the hotline 800-22554.
Dar Al Ber Society
Dar Al Ber Society, which has charity projects in 39 countries, accept cash payments, money transfers or SMS donations. Its donation hotline is 800-79.
Dubai Cares
Dubai Cares provides several options for individuals and companies to donate, including online, through banks, at retail outlets, via phone and by purchasing Dubai Cares branded merchandise. It is currently running a campaign called Bookings 2030, which allows people to help change the future of six underprivileged children and young people.
Emirates Airline Foundation
Those who travel on Emirates have undoubtedly seen the little donation envelopes in the seat pockets. But the foundation also accepts donations online and in the form of Skywards Miles. Donated miles are used to sponsor travel for doctors, surgeons, engineers and other professionals volunteering on humanitarian missions around the world.
Emirates Red Crescent
On the Emirates Red Crescent website you can choose between 35 different purposes for your donation, such as providing food for fasters, supporting debtors and contributing to a refugee women fund. It also has a list of bank accounts for each donation type.
Gulf for Good
Gulf for Good raises funds for partner charity projects through challenges, like climbing Kilimanjaro and cycling through Thailand. This year’s projects are in partnership with Street Child Nepal, Larchfield Kids, the Foundation for African Empowerment and SOS Children's Villages. Since 2001, the organisation has raised more than $3.5 million (Dh12.8m) in support of over 50 children’s charities.
Noor Dubai Foundation
Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum launched the Noor Dubai Foundation a decade ago with the aim of eliminating all forms of preventable blindness globally. You can donate Dh50 to support mobile eye camps by texting the word “Noor” to 4565 (Etisalat) or 4849 (du).
The biog
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Age: 50
Profession: Electronic engineer, worked with Etisalat for the past 20 years
Hobbies: 'Anything that involves exploration, hunting, fishing, mountaineering, the sea, hiking, scuba diving, and adventure sports'
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