Nick March says dealing with his bank via their customer call centre was frustrating. Getty Images
Nick March says dealing with his bank via their customer call centre was frustrating. Getty Images
Nick March says dealing with his bank via their customer call centre was frustrating. Getty Images
Nick March says dealing with his bank via their customer call centre was frustrating. Getty Images

Banking issues? Forget social media or the call centre, head to the branch instead


Nick March
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Earlier this year I fell victim to credit card fraud. It was traumatic enough being targeted by criminals - the fraudsters used my details to go on an Dh18,500 spending spree at a department store in London while I was in Abu Dhabi - but the inefficiencies I encountered afterwards with my bank only served to compound the misery.

The call centre experience left me most frustrated. Every time I contacted the bank to get an update, I had to explain the problems I had encountered all over again. It felt like I was condemned to endlessly replay the same argument. On occasions I was on the phone for close to an hour and always finished the call feeling more exasperated than when it had begun.

I wrote about some of this previously. That story had a nominal happy ending when, unannounced, the fraud team concluded their investigation and returned the Dh18,500 to my credit card at the end of May.

You might think would be the end of the matter, but the experience of the past few weeks has, in some ways, been far worse than the original offence.

The seven weeks that it took to investigate the “disputed transaction” (the words my bank uses for fraud cases) were punctuated by interest charges, VAT and shield payment demands being applied to the original outstanding amount, meaning the debt mushroomed.

I repeatedly contacted the bank to find out what was holding up the return of those charges, but the employees I spoke to appeared unable to help or unwilling to grasp that I was around Dh1,500 out of pocket because bank fees had been added to a fraudulent transaction. They simply stuck to the script that the disputed transaction had been settled.

With my enquiries hitting a road block at the call centre, I took to social media, using both the Facebook and Twitter channels of the bank to explain my case. Several people had told me this was an effective way to short the system and get to the front of the customer service queue.

I private messaged the bank with my details. They replied within minutes, albeit with the digital equivalent of a standard response, apologising for “any inconvenience” and asking me for more information. They called me and promised to help. So far so good. They sent a further message saying that “immediate action” would be taken to resolve my issue and then … nothing.

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Further messages went unanswered, save for one phone call insisting that the case had been sorted out while failing to grasp that the bank still owed me money. Meanwhile, the charges kept being piled on.

What had initially appeared to be the magic wand that would make my problems disappear turned out to be nothing more than a blunt and ineffective instrument.

With social media providing no help at all and the call centre busy sending me “dear valued customer, your case has been resolved” text messages, I went back to a very analogue approach: a visit to a branch.

A sit down with a customer services officer brought the matter to a conclusion and all of the outstanding charges have now been returned to me.

But let’s be clear about this, to get those charges back has required the application of constant pressure on the bank. When they were eventually refunded to me, they came back in piecemeal form and it was more than 12 weeks after the initial crime was committed and more than a month after the fraud case was wound up.

Personally, I don’t think that is good enough. Neither has the bank ever offered an apology for any inconvenience its actions have caused, which makes me think it has no sense that any part of the process has been difficult for its customer – which it has been.

The contrast between customer experience in the virtual worlds of call centres and social media and the real life experience of visiting a branch could also not have been more pronounced. At the branch, my case was listened to with a friendly ear and my file was worked on methodically. On the phone, the call centre did their best to prevaricate and prevent a resolution being reached.

And as for the digital channels, it turns out social media responders are just that: very good at responding to you instantly, but their interest soon wanes if there isn’t an obvious quick fix to be made. They apply a sticking plaster to the wound, but no more than that.

Sometimes, an old-fashioned solution is actually the better one.

Nick March is an assistant editor in chief at The National

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Name: Kumulus Water
 
Started: 2021
 
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
 
Based: Tunisia 
 
Sector: Water technology 
 
Number of staff: 22 
 
Investment raised: $4 million 

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Director: Hasan Hadi

Starring: Baneen Ahmad Nayyef, Waheed Thabet Khreibat, Sajad Mohamad Qasem 

Rating: 4/5

In numbers: China in Dubai

The number of Chinese people living in Dubai: An estimated 200,000

Number of Chinese people in International City: Almost 50,000

Daily visitors to Dragon Mart in 2018/19: 120,000

Daily visitors to Dragon Mart in 2010: 20,000

Percentage increase in visitors in eight years: 500 per cent

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Friday Athletic Bilbao v Celta Vigo (Kick-off midnight UAE)

Saturday Levante v Getafe (5pm), Sevilla v Real Madrid (7.15pm), Atletico Madrid v Real Valladolid (9.30pm), Cadiz v Barcelona (midnight)

Sunday Granada v Huesca (5pm), Osasuna v Real Betis (7.15pm), Villarreal v Elche (9.30pm), Alaves v Real Sociedad (midnight)

Monday Eibar v Valencia (midnight)

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Where to donate in the UAE

The Emirates Charity Portal

You can donate to several registered charities through a “donation catalogue”. The use of the donation is quite specific, such as buying a fan for a poor family in Niger for Dh130.

The General Authority of Islamic Affairs & Endowments

The site has an e-donation service accepting debit card, credit card or e-Dirham, an electronic payment tool developed by the Ministry of Finance and First Abu Dhabi Bank.

Al Noor Special Needs Centre

You can donate online or order Smiles n’ Stuff products handcrafted by Al Noor students. The centre publishes a wish list of extras needed, starting at Dh500.

Beit Al Khair Society

Beit Al Khair Society has the motto “From – and to – the UAE,” with donations going towards the neediest in the country. Its website has a list of physical donation sites, but people can also contribute money by SMS, bank transfer and through the hotline 800-22554.

Dar Al Ber Society

Dar Al Ber Society, which has charity projects in 39 countries, accept cash payments, money transfers or SMS donations. Its donation hotline is 800-79.

Dubai Cares

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Emirates Airline Foundation

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Emirates Red Crescent

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Gulf for Good

Gulf for Good raises funds for partner charity projects through challenges, like climbing Kilimanjaro and cycling through Thailand. This year’s projects are in partnership with Street Child Nepal, Larchfield Kids, the Foundation for African Empowerment and SOS Children's Villages. Since 2001, the organisation has raised more than $3.5 million (Dh12.8m) in support of over 50 children’s charities.

Noor Dubai Foundation

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All times UAE ( 4 GMT)

Saturday
Atletico Madrid v Sevilla (3pm) 
Alaves v Real Madrid (6.15pm) 
Malaga v Athletic Bilbao (8.30pm) 
Girona v Barcelona (10.45pm)

Sunday
Espanyol v Deportivo la Coruna (2pm) 
Getafe v Villarreal (6.15pm) 
Eibar v Celta Vigo (8.30pm)
Las Palmas v Leganes (8.30pm)
Real Sociedad v Valencia (10.45pm)

Monday
Real Betis v Levante (11.pm)

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  • Invisible Women: Exposing Data Bias in a World Designed for Men by Caroline Criado Perez
  • Follow Me, Akhi: The Online World of British Muslims by Hussein Kesvani
  • Guest House for Young Widows: Among the Women of ISIS by Azadeh Moaveni
German intelligence warnings
  • 2002: "Hezbollah supporters feared becoming a target of security services because of the effects of [9/11] ... discussions on Hezbollah policy moved from mosques into smaller circles in private homes." Supporters in Germany: 800
  • 2013: "Financial and logistical support from Germany for Hezbollah in Lebanon supports the armed struggle against Israel ... Hezbollah supporters in Germany hold back from actions that would gain publicity." Supporters in Germany: 950
  • 2023: "It must be reckoned with that Hezbollah will continue to plan terrorist actions outside the Middle East against Israel or Israeli interests." Supporters in Germany: 1,250 

Source: Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution

THE BIO

Favourite holiday destination: Whenever I have any free time I always go back to see my family in Caltra, Galway, it’s the only place I can properly relax.

Favourite film: The Way, starring Martin Sheen. It’s about the Camino de Santiago walk from France to Spain.

Personal motto: If something’s meant for you it won’t pass you by.

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