As television networks plunder the recycling bin for old shows to revive, Full House must have been the final scrap at the bottom of the barrel.
Or so it would seem to those gobsmacked by news that Netflix is resuscitating the ABC sitcom that ran from 1987 to 1995 – which, even for fans, is tenderly remembered as ephemeral fluff – for 13 new episodes revisiting the Tanners of San Francisco and retitled Fuller House.
As the Full House theme song asked jauntily: "Whatever happened to predictability – the milkman, the paperboy, evening TV?"
These days, "evening TV" is gloriously unpredictable in many quarters (Louie, Game of Thrones, Mad Men and Netflix's own Orange Is the New Black, to name a mere handful).
But at the same time, television programmers are heeding the echo chamber’s siren call, breathing new life (or trying) into old TV concepts refashioned as new.
Two years ago, Netflix revived the offbeat comedy Arrested Development, which Fox had cancelled eight years earlier.
CBS is in its fifth season of the updated Hawaii Five-O, whose original CBS version went off air in 1980.
Last autumn, TNT cancelled Dallas after three seasons – and two decades after the original Dallas ended a 14-season run on CBS.
Let's not forget The Odd Couple, which debuted in February on CBS. Starring Matthew Perry and Thomas Lennon as the mismatched flatmates, it is based on the 1968 film, which was based on the 1965 Broadway comedy, which inspired the long-running 1970 ABC sitcom (starring Jack Klugman and Tony Randall) as well as the 1982 ABC flop featuring an African-American odd couple (played by Demond Wilson and Ron Glass).
And now let’s look ahead:
• A reboot of the 1990-91 ABC thriller Twin Peaks, set for next year, was announced last autumn by Showtime, with co-creators David Lynch and Mark Frost back on board for a new round of eeriness. Earlier this month, Lynch said he was leaving the project, but Showtime expressed hopes of salvaging the series with both principals participating.
• NBC is game for a new round of the 1989-97 sitcom Coach. The network has ordered 13 episodes of what it is pointedly calling a "sequel", not a revival or, um, rip-off of the ABC original, with Craig T Nelson again starring as Hayden Fox, former head coach of a college football team and now assistant coach to his grown son, who's the new head coach at an Ivy League school.
• MTV2 announced last week that it has ordered a pilot for the resurrection of Celebrity Death Match, the ultimate-fighting spoof that pits animated effigies of stars against each other. The series originally aired on MTV from 1998 to 2002, then returned to MTV2 in 2005 for two more seasons, with puppet face-offs such as Ice Cube against Ice-T and Hillary Rodham Clinton vs Monica Lewinsky.
• And don't forget The X-Files, which will bring back agents Mulder and Scully – David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson, who was at Comic Con Middle East in Dubai this month – after a dozen years' absence from the Fox airwaves for six new episodes set to air on Fox this summer. Will the truth still be out there?
It's worth remembering that The X-Files was a rarity when it premiered in 1993. It explored the occult, the paranormal and extraterrestrial life, as well as delving into the public's fear of science and technology, of government and themselves. It was a very long shot. But it caught on big and ran for nine seasons and spawned two feature films. Of course, by now it's an established part of TV history and pop culture, not to mention comfortably familiar. Whatever happened to predictability? No wonder it's among the TV shows poised for a comeback.