Every week we'll round up our favourite tweets from the UAE. Things that caught our interest or made us smile.
Around the UAE
@tomgara is getting cross at Pizza Express, and if twitter is anything to go by, so is the rest of Dubai. "Pizza Express in the UAE, you are my enemy forever. May your merciless SMS spamming result in a great karmic punishment."
@DubaiNameShame had us in stitches as he gave a live twitter feed covering his sister-in-law's visit, culminating in this tweet: "Ladies & Gentlemen (and all United fans) I can confirm sis-in-law has left the building – that dancing bald man outside is me :)"
@EmaratiArabic is promising to teach us how to speak the local lingo: "If you're reading this you probably want to learn Arabic! All you have to do is learn my tweets and, most importantly, USE THEM!" We've tried out a few of her phrases and we're very impressed.
Business / promotion
Oh @SlicesAE, that sounds delicious: "Try our new special of the week; beef ham, cheddar cheese and boiled egg enhanced with spicy mayo in a healthy wholewheat grain bread!"
We say yes! @JoeAkkawi! "I wonder if giving away 2 Madonna Tickets is still a good prize. Who wants?"
@Catboy_Dubai is giving away tickets to the movies! "We've got Dark Towers premiere tickets to give away. Asking for your #CelebrityVerbs. Leave yours here: http://on.fb.me/kXLgK2 RT"
News
@DubaiPoliceHQ: "Dubai Police is notifying owners of confiscated vehicles and motorcycles to report to fines section. http://yfrog.com/nwgygsp #Dubai #UAE"
Our best twitter news story this week was Sheikh Abdullah Bin Zayed taking to the medium in despair when Etisalat wouldn't stop spamming him. //bit.ly/IlWFkH #UAE
Favourite trend
#BringtheN3aal really made us snicker.At the number one spot in UAE twitter trends this week, it seems to have amused everyone as much as it did us. N3aal in Khaleej Arabic means slipper. If something irritates you, #BringTheN3aal and give it a thwack. Here are some of the funniest:
@Showrtella: Taking pictures of everything you eat #BringTheN3aal
@ShmoukhAlsaeed: Wearing sunglasses in the mall #BringTheN3aal
@FatmaAlHabtoor: When you spot #GAMBOO3AGIRLS thats when you #BringTheN3aal to smash the extra hair and resize their heads to the normal.
And thanks to @ishehhi for the funny picture.
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Ferrari 12Cilindri specs
Engine: naturally aspirated 6.5-liter V12
Power: 819hp
Torque: 678Nm at 7,250rpm
Price: From Dh1,700,000
Available: Now
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Evacuations to France hit by controversy
- Over 500 Gazans have been evacuated to France since November 2023
- Evacuations were paused after a student already in France posted anti-Semitic content and was subsequently expelled to Qatar
- The Foreign Ministry launched a review to determine how authorities failed to detect the posts before her entry
- Artists and researchers fall under a programme called Pause that began in 2017
- It has benefited more than 700 people from 44 countries, including Syria, Turkey, Iran, and Sudan
- Since the start of the Gaza war, it has also included 45 Gazan beneficiaries
- Unlike students, they are allowed to bring their families to France
Abu Dhabi Sustainability Week
Women’s World T20, Asia Qualifier
UAE results
Beat China by 16 runs
Lost to Thailand by 10 wickets
Beat Nepal by five runs
Beat Hong Kong by eight wickets
Beat Malaysia by 34 runs
Standings (P, W, l, NR, points)
1. Thailand 5 4 0 1 9
2. UAE 5 4 1 0 8
3. Nepal 5 2 1 2 6
4. Hong Kong 5 2 2 1 5
5. Malaysia 5 1 4 0 2
6. China 5 0 5 0 0
Final
Thailand v UAE, Monday, 7am
PROFILE OF HALAN
Started: November 2017
Founders: Mounir Nakhla, Ahmed Mohsen and Mohamed Aboulnaga
Based: Cairo, Egypt
Sector: transport and logistics
Size: 150 employees
Investment: approximately $8 million
Investors include: Singapore’s Battery Road Digital Holdings, Egypt’s Algebra Ventures, Uber co-founder and former CTO Oscar Salazar
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UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
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UAE v Ireland
1st ODI, UAE win by 6 wickets
2nd ODI, January 12
3rd ODI, January 14
4th ODI, January 16
THE SPECS
Engine: 6.0-litre, twin-turbocharged W12
Transmission: eight-speed automatic
Power: 626bhp
Torque: 900Nm
Price: Dh1,050,000
On sale: now
If you go
The flights
Emirates and Etihad fly direct to Nairobi, with fares starting from Dh1,695. The resort can be reached from Nairobi via a 35-minute flight from Wilson Airport or Jomo Kenyatta International Airport, or by road, which takes at least three hours.
The rooms
Rooms at Fairmont Mount Kenya range from Dh1,870 per night for a deluxe room to Dh11,000 per night for the William Holden Cottage.
Abu Dhabi traffic facts
Drivers in Abu Dhabi spend 10 per cent longer in congested conditions than they would on a free-flowing road
The highest volume of traffic on the roads is found between 7am and 8am on a Sunday.
Travelling before 7am on a Sunday could save up to four hours per year on a 30-minute commute.
The day was the least congestion in Abu Dhabi in 2019 was Tuesday, August 13.
The highest levels of traffic were found on Sunday, November 10.
Drivers in Abu Dhabi lost 41 hours spent in traffic jams in rush hour during 2019
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Match info
Liverpool 4
Salah (19'), Mane (45 2', 53'), Sturridge (87')
West Ham United 0
MATCH INFO
Borussia Dortmund 0
Bayern Munich 1 (Kimmich 43')
Man of the match: Joshua Kimmich (Bayern Munich)
'My Son'
Director: Christian Carion
Starring: James McAvoy, Claire Foy, Tom Cullen, Gary Lewis
Rating: 2/5
