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The plot thickens: four creative fan theories about Star Wars: The Force Awakens


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In the absence of official information about the plot of Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens, which was partly filmed in Abu Dhabi and is released this week, fans have been busy coming up with their own theories about the story and characters, and sharing them online. We take a look at four of the most interesting suggestions and evaluate the likelihood of them happening.

The Force Awakens is out in the UAE on Thursday. The regional premiere – an invite-only event – is at Emirates Palace on Wednesday

The much-maligned Jar Jar Binks is a Sith Lord, and could return to play a key role in the continuing Star Wars story

This one has been doing the rounds online ever since Reddit user Lumpawaroo (named after Chewbacca's son from 1978's bizarre, rarely seen, made-for-TV Star Wars Holiday Special) wrote a lengthy dissertation in October. He is certainly thorough in arguing his case.

The key points he makes include the fact that Jar Jar is an accomplished warrior, despite his clumsiness. The theory posits that he is employing skills akin to Drunken Fist Kung Fu.

Furthermore, Lumpawaroo suggests that the rise of such a bumbling idiot to the heights of the Senate is not a question of luck, but cunning use of Jedi mind control. The theory even goes on to explain that Jar Jar and Senator Palpatine are partners in the prequel movies – noting that being from the same planet is, in the Star Wars Universe, pretty much like being brothers.

Finally, Lumpawaroo makes a fairly convincing case that Jar Jar was intended to be revealed as the key villain over the course of the prequel trilogy, before the negative audience reaction to him in The Phantom Menace forced George Lucas into a hasty rewrite.

Lumpawaroo has done his research and some points do make sense – but I’m sticking to my theory that Jar Jar was simply extremely annoying comic relief. I’m relieved Disney has confirmed he won’t be appearing.

Likelihood? Absolutely none

Darth Vader will return

We know Darth Vader is dead. We saw his epic death scene and Force ghost at the end of 1983's Return of the Jedi, so surely this theory is dead in the water? Not according to i09's Germain Lussier, who suggests that Kylo Ren will resurrect Vader, perhaps using the Force, which in extended-universe spin-off stories has been revealed as capable of extending life, or through cloning.

Likelihood: Unconvincing. From what we've seen, Ren seems more interested in keeping Vader's memory alive than in resurrecting him.

Rey and Kylo Ren are twins

The theory here goes that Rey and Ren are the children of either Luke Skywalker or – more likely since Luke has never had a love interest in the previous movies – Princess Leia. The theory goes that Rey spends her life scavenging wreckage in a search for clues about her origins, while Ren dedicates his life to continuing the work of his grandfather, Darth Vader. Both are Force-sensitive – this at least seems to have been confirmed in trailers – so that would link in with the family ties, and J J Abrams’ efforts to remain true to the original would be helped with a surprise sibling twist, to mirror the Luke and Leia revelation in the original trilogy.

Likelihood: Seems plausible – although would it perhaps be a little too derivative?

Han Solo will die

In the first teaser trailer for The Force Awakens, Daisy Ridley's Rey can be seen crying over what looks like a dead body, though we can't see who it is. With persistent rumours that Rey is the daughter of Han Solo and Leia, Ridley would clearly be devastated to lose the father she has presumably just met. Furthermore, Harrison Ford is known to have asked for Solo to be killed in 1983's Return of the Jedi and has always been the least willing of the original cast to return to the franchise – so maybe he will get his wish in the follow -up?

Likelihood: A pretty good bet.

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Stars:  Lee Jung-jae, Wi Ha-joon and Lee Byung-hun

Rating: 4.5/5

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What is Financial Fair Play?
Introduced in 2011 by Uefa, European football’s governing body, it demands that clubs live within their means. Chiefly, spend within their income and not make substantial losses.

What the rules dictate? 
The second phase of its implementation limits losses to €30 million (Dh136m) over three seasons. Extra expenditure is permitted for investment in sustainable areas (youth academies, stadium development, etc). Money provided by owners is not viewed as income. Revenue from “related parties” to those owners is assessed by Uefa's “financial control body” to be sure it is a fair value, or in line with market prices.

What are the penalties? 
There are a number of punishments, including fines, a loss of prize money or having to reduce squad size for European competition – as happened to PSG in 2014. There is even the threat of a competition ban, which could in theory lead to PSG’s suspension from the Uefa Champions League.

Results:

5pm: Maiden (PA) | Dh80,000 | 1,200 metres

Winner: Jabalini, Szczepan Mazur (jockey), Younis Kalbani (trainer)

5.30pm: UAE Arabian Derby (PA) | Prestige | Dh150,000 | 2,200m

Winner: Octave, Gerald Avranche, Abdallah Al Hammadi

6pm: Arabian Triple Crown Round 3 (PA) | Group 3 Dh300,000 | 2,200m

Winner: Harrab, Richard Mullen, Mohamed Ali

6.30pm: Emirates Championship (PA) | Group 1 | Dh1million | 2,200m

Winner: BF Mughader, Szczepan Mazur, Younis Al Kalbani

7pm: Abu Dhabi Championship (TB) | Group 3 | Dh380,000 | 2,200m

Winner: GM Hopkins, Patrick Cosgrave, Jaber Ramadhan

7.30pm: Wathba Stallions Cup (PA) | Conditions | Dh70,000 | 1,600m

Winner: AF La’Asae, Tadhg O’Shea, Ernst Oertel

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MATCH INFO

Jersey 147 (20 overs) 

UAE 112 (19.2 overs)

Jersey win by 35 runs

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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.

Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.

“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.

Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.

From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.

Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.

BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.

Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.

Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.

“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.

“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.

“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”

The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”

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UAE squad

Rahul Chopra (captain), Aayan Afzal Khan, Ali Naseer, Aryansh Sharma, Basil Hameed, Dhruv Parashar, Junaid Siddique, Muhammad Farooq, Muhammad Jawadullah, Muhammad Waseem, Omid Rahman, Rahul Bhatia, Tanish Suri, Vishnu Sukumaran, Vriitya Aravind

Fixtures

Friday, November 1 – Oman v UAE
Sunday, November 3 – UAE v Netherlands
Thursday, November 7 – UAE v Oman
Saturday, November 9 – Netherlands v UAE

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Dos

  • Wear the right fabric for the right season and occasion 
  • Always ask for the dress code if you don’t know
  • Wear a white kandura, white ghutra / shemagh (headwear) and black shoes for work 
  • Wear 100 per cent cotton under the kandura as most fabrics are polyester

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