Even with the mist covering the tallest of them, the mountains rising up around the Hooker Valley have a humbling stature. They shoot up intimidatingly and are virtually straight (and unclimbable), the result of the tectonic grinding that has given New Zealand its "Shaky Isles" nickname.
The glaciers in front once covered the valley floor, but an indication of just how hostile they are comes from the journey time to the more famous Fox and Franz Josef glaciers on the other side of New Zealand’s tallest peaks. They’re only a few kilometres away – highly experienced mountaineers have walked it in less than a day – but to get there by road requires a detour of at least five hours.
The position of the Southern Alps has long made them a tricky training ground for pioneering mountaineers. Many of the 3,000-metre-plus climbs are technically difficult, but an element of danger is added by the notoriously changeable weather.
Once over the top, it’s pretty much a straight drop down to the Tasman Sea – and the fronts blowing in from there add a tempestuous maritime climate to the height and unflinchingly steep gradients.
On one of those wet, gale-wracked days, it’s worth dipping into The Hermitage Hotel – which has provided shelter for explorers in Mount Cook Village since 1884. It’s home to the Sir Edmund Hillary Alpine Centre, named in honour of the man who, along with Sherpa Tenzing Norgay, became the first to scale Everest.
The museum section is partly about the history of climbing in the area, and partly about Hillary himself. He was a New Zealander and much of his love of climbing came from tackling the Southern Alps in the 1940s. He was in the first party to summit Mount Cook – the tallest of them all – via the previously untamed southern-ridge route. And he used the area extensively when training for his other missions. These didn’t stop at Mount Everest. He also piloted a jetboat up the River Ganges in India from mouth to source, and crossed Antarctica overland via the South Pole – the first expedition to reach the South Pole by land since Robert Falcon Scott’s ill-fated party in 1912.
The photos from the training for that Antarctic crossing, in particular, are mesmerising. Hillary is often clad in ridiculous woolly jumpers, getting to grips with the specially converted Ferguson tractors he’d make the crossing on, or upgrading his skiing and dog-sledding skills on the Tasman Glacier.
In comparison to Hillary’s feats, hiking through the Hooker Valley, for me, feels very much like baby steps. Boardwalks traverse marshy areas turned into impromptu streams, while the mountainsides turn into giant water features, dozens of waterfalls springing from them and gushing down the rock faces.
A series of swing bridges are traversed, then the track continues along open ridges until the first sighting of Hooker Lake – which is likely to be one that sticks in the memory. Icebergs, often a brilliant blue, float across it in front of the huge rubble-strewn slopes carved by the glaciers.
It is not the only lake strewn with icebergs in these parts. And perhaps the most incredible thing about Tasman Lake is that it didn’t exist 25 years ago. It has been created by the rapid retreat of the Tasman Glacier – which has shrunk by about six kilometres in that time – coupled by avalanches that have diverted streams.
Standing by the shore, helping to unload the kayaks, I ask Glacier Kayaking’s guide, Mark, how long we’re likely to be out on the water. “Well,” comes the reply, “it kinda depends on how excited Charlie gets by the icebergs.”
Charlie Hobbs has been guiding kayaking, hiking, heli- skiing and climbing tours around Mount Cook for decades. He has been there to see Tasman Lake become what it is today from a few puddles, and he stills sets out on it with unrestrained glee. Despite his reminders of what happened to the Titanic – "That was made of tons of steel; what you're paddling is made of plastic. Don't crash into the icebergs" – he throws his kayak at them with joyous relish.
There’s a purpose to the carefully planned attacks. He launches his kayak at the least steep edges of the bergs in a bid to show them off properly.
The frosted white ice of what lies above can quickly turn to startlingly transparent or siren-like vivid blue ice as the sub-aquatic sections are brought forth.
When ramming the icebergs doesn’t work, he opts for a different approach – lopping great big chunks off with an ice pick. This might look like mindless vandalism, but once the icebergs have broken off from the glacier, they don’t have long to live. The water may be chilly by our standards – it never really gets higher than about 3°C – but it’s enough to slowly doom the ice over a couple of weeks.
Hacking a section of the iceberg off changes the centre of gravity, and slowly sends it into a spin until it finds a new balance. Again, pristine sections from below rise to the surface, revealing a monster that’s much larger than it initially looks.
In truth, the icebergs we are sidling up alongside are relative tiddlers. They seem enormous while at water level in a kayak – although they’re maybe five- metres tall.
At the other end of the lake, however, they can be up to 50 metres tall, with a good couple of hundred metres more drifting below the surface. They break off an ice shelf that is simply too dangerous to venture near. Luckily, the wind gradually blows the bergs down to the end of the lake like stricken ships.
On the paddle back to the shore, there’s more chance to take in the surroundings. The ring of snow and glacier-covered mountains is broken only by the river gushing out of the bottom of the lake. The moraines dumped by glaciers look like untraversable rubble slides. The lake is an eerie, dazzling, milky blue, as if someone has tipped fairy dust into it. And two of Mount Cook’s three peaks protrude a good couple of hundred metres above everything else on the horizon. Humbling doesn’t even begin to cover it.
Head east from the highest peaks of the Southern Alps, and you end up in the Mackenzie Basin, a sparsely populated region of barren-looking tussock grass, merino sheep ranges and ever more fairy-dust lakes.
The lack of human interference makes for incredibly low levels of light pollution, and this gets astronomers excited. The region is the world’s largest International Dark Sky Reserve – a somewhat inaccurate name, given the whole point is that you can see what’s twinkling in the sky with almost unbeatable clarity.
Some stargazers, however, get a bit of extra help. The Mount John Observatory, high on a hill above Lake Tekapo, is home to some of the most powerful telescopes in the world.
The telescopes, covered by giant domes, are peering unfathomable distances into both the universe and the past, honing in on stars that are billions of light years away from Earth. Of these, the largest is the MOA and it looks very much like an evil Bond villain’s deadly laser weapon. Its task is to scan the most densely star-packed sections of the sky, looking for changes in light patterns that could indicate the presence of exoplanets orbiting distant stars.
If we find life in the cosmos, this will probably be the starting point. Until then, the highlands of New Zealand’s South Island are about as otherworldly as it’s possible to get.
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Tightening the screw on rogue recruiters
The UAE overhauled the procedure to recruit housemaids and domestic workers with a law in 2017 to protect low-income labour from being exploited.
Only recruitment companies authorised by the government are permitted as part of Tadbeer, a network of labour ministry-regulated centres.
A contract must be drawn up for domestic workers, the wages and job offer clearly stating the nature of work.
The contract stating the wages, work entailed and accommodation must be sent to the employee in their home country before they depart for the UAE.
The contract will be signed by the employer and employee when the domestic worker arrives in the UAE.
Only recruitment agencies registered with the ministry can undertake recruitment and employment applications for domestic workers.
Penalties for illegal recruitment in the UAE include fines of up to Dh100,000 and imprisonment
But agents not authorised by the government sidestep the law by illegally getting women into the country on visit visas.
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
THE BIO: Martin Van Almsick
Hometown: Cologne, Germany
Family: Wife Hanan Ahmed and their three children, Marrah (23), Tibijan (19), Amon (13)
Favourite dessert: Umm Ali with dark camel milk chocolate flakes
Favourite hobby: Football
Breakfast routine: a tall glass of camel milk
Overall head-to-head
Federer 6-1 Cilic
Head-to-head at Wimbledon
Federer 1-0 Cilic
Grand Slams titles
Federer 18-1 Cilic
Best Wimbledon performance
Federer: Winner (2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2009, 2012)
Cilic: Final (2017*)
Dubai Rugby Sevens
November 30-December 2, at The Sevens, Dubai
Gulf Under 19
Pool A – Abu Dhabi Harlequins, Jumeirah College Tigers, Dubai English Speaking School 1, Gems World Academy
Pool B – British School Al Khubairat, Bahrain Colts, Jumeirah College Lions, Dubai English Speaking School 2
Pool C - Dubai College A, Dubai Sharks, Jumeirah English Speaking School, Al Yasmina
Pool D – Dubai Exiles, Dubai Hurricanes, Al Ain Amblers, Deira International School
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Name: Hassan Mohsen Elhais
Position: legal consultant with Al Rowaad Advocates and Legal Consultants
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PREMIER LEAGUE FIXTURES
All times UAE ( 4 GMT)
Saturday
West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur (3.30pm)
Burnley v Huddersfield Town (7pm)
Everton v Bournemouth (7pm)
Manchester City v Crystal Palace (7pm)
Southampton v Manchester United (7pm)
Stoke City v Chelsea (7pm)
Swansea City v Watford (7pm)
Leicester City v Liverpool (8.30pm)
Sunday
Brighton and Hove Albion v Newcastle United (7pm)
Monday
Arsenal v West Bromwich Albion (11pm)
The Saga Continues
Wu-Tang Clan
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PRIMERA LIGA FIXTURES
All times UAE ( 4 GMT)
Saturday
Atletico Madrid v Sevilla (3pm)
Alaves v Real Madrid (6.15pm)
Malaga v Athletic Bilbao (8.30pm)
Girona v Barcelona (10.45pm)
Sunday
Espanyol v Deportivo la Coruna (2pm)
Getafe v Villarreal (6.15pm)
Eibar v Celta Vigo (8.30pm)
Las Palmas v Leganes (8.30pm)
Real Sociedad v Valencia (10.45pm)
Monday
Real Betis v Levante (11.pm)
Ruwais timeline
1971 Abu Dhabi National Oil Company established
1980 Ruwais Housing Complex built, located 10 kilometres away from industrial plants
1982 120,000 bpd capacity Ruwais refinery complex officially inaugurated by the founder of the UAE Sheikh Zayed
1984 Second phase of Ruwais Housing Complex built. Today the 7,000-unit complex houses some 24,000 people.
1985 The refinery is expanded with the commissioning of a 27,000 b/d hydro cracker complex
2009 Plans announced to build $1.2 billion fertilizer plant in Ruwais, producing urea
2010 Adnoc awards $10bn contracts for expansion of Ruwais refinery, to double capacity from 415,000 bpd
2014 Ruwais 261-outlet shopping mall opens
2014 Production starts at newly expanded Ruwais refinery, providing jet fuel and diesel and allowing the UAE to be self-sufficient for petrol supplies
2014 Etihad Rail begins transportation of sulphur from Shah and Habshan to Ruwais for export
2017 Aldar Academies to operate Adnoc’s schools including in Ruwais from September. Eight schools operate in total within the housing complex.
2018 Adnoc announces plans to invest $3.1 billion on upgrading its Ruwais refinery
2018 NMC Healthcare selected to manage operations of Ruwais Hospital
2018 Adnoc announces new downstream strategy at event in Abu Dhabi on May 13
Source: The National
IF YOU GO
The flights
FlyDubai flies direct from Dubai to Skopje in five hours from Dh1,314 return including taxes. Hourly buses from Skopje to Ohrid take three hours.
The tours
English-speaking guided tours of Ohrid town and the surrounding area are organised by Cultura 365; these cost €90 (Dh386) for a one-day trip including driver and guide and €100 a day (Dh429) for two people.
The hotels
Villa St Sofija in the old town of Ohrid, twin room from $54 (Dh198) a night.
St Naum Monastery, on the lake 30km south of Ohrid town, has updated its pilgrims' quarters into a modern 3-star hotel, with rooms overlooking the monastery courtyard and lake. Double room from $60 (Dh 220) a night.
The specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4cyl turbo
Power: 261hp at 5,500rpm
Torque: 405Nm at 1,750-3,500rpm
Transmission: 9-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 6.9L/100km
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh117,059
Groom and Two Brides
Director: Elie Semaan
Starring: Abdullah Boushehri, Laila Abdallah, Lulwa Almulla
Rating: 3/5
Gully Boy
Director: Zoya Akhtar
Producer: Excel Entertainment & Tiger Baby
Cast: Ranveer Singh, Alia Bhatt, Kalki Koechlin, Siddhant Chaturvedi
Rating: 4/5 stars
Tips to stay safe during hot weather
- Stay hydrated: Drink plenty of fluids, especially water. Avoid alcohol and caffeine, which can increase dehydration.
- Seek cool environments: Use air conditioning, fans, or visit community spaces with climate control.
- Limit outdoor activities: Avoid strenuous activity during peak heat. If outside, seek shade and wear a wide-brimmed hat.
- Dress appropriately: Wear lightweight, loose and light-coloured clothing to facilitate heat loss.
- Check on vulnerable people: Regularly check in on elderly neighbours, young children and those with health conditions.
- Home adaptations: Use blinds or curtains to block sunlight, avoid using ovens or stoves, and ventilate living spaces during cooler hours.
- Recognise heat illness: Learn the signs of heat exhaustion and heat stroke (dizziness, confusion, rapid pulse, nausea), and seek medical attention if symptoms occur.
LA LIGA FIXTURES
Friday (UAE kick-off times)
Real Sociedad v Leganes (midnight)
Saturday
Alaves v Real Valladolid (4pm)
Valencia v Granada (7pm)
Eibar v Real Madrid (9.30pm)
Barcelona v Celta Vigo (midnight)
Sunday
Real Mallorca v Villarreal (3pm)
Athletic Bilbao v Levante (5pm)
Atletico Madrid v Espanyol (7pm)
Getafe v Osasuna (9.30pm)
Real Betis v Sevilla (midnight)
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FIXTURES
All kick-off times UAE ( 4 GMT)
Friday
Sevilla v Levante (midnight)
Saturday
Athletic Bilbao v Real Sociedad (7.15pm)
Eibar v Valencia (9.30pm)
Atletico Madrid v Alaves (11.45pm)
Sunday
Girona v Getafe (3pm)
Celta Vigo v Villarreal (7.15pm)
Las Palmas v Espanyol (9.30pm)
Barcelona v Deportivo la Coruna (11.45pm)
Monday
Malaga v Real Betis (midnight)
First Person
Richard Flanagan
Chatto & Windus
Formula One top 10 drivers' standings after Japan
1. Lewis Hamilton, Mercedes 306
2. Sebastian Vettel, Ferrari 247
3. Valtteri Bottas, Mercedes 234
4. Daniel Ricciardo, Red Bull 192
5. Kimi Raikkonen, Ferrari 148
6. Max Verstappen, Red Bull 111
7. Sergio Perez, Force India 82
8. Esteban Ocon, Force India 65
9. Carlos Sainz Jr, Toro Rosso 48
10. Nico Hulkenberg, Renault 34
Other acts on the Jazz Garden bill
Sharrie Williams
The American singer is hugely respected in blues circles due to her passionate vocals and songwriting. Born and raised in Michigan, Williams began recording and touring as a teenage gospel singer. Her career took off with the blues band The Wiseguys. Such was the acclaim of their live shows that they toured throughout Europe and in Africa. As a solo artist, Williams has also collaborated with the likes of the late Dizzy Gillespie, Van Morrison and Mavis Staples.
Lin Rountree
An accomplished smooth jazz artist who blends his chilled approach with R‘n’B. Trained at the Duke Ellington School of the Arts in Washington, DC, Rountree formed his own band in 2004. He has also recorded with the likes of Kem, Dwele and Conya Doss. He comes to Dubai on the back of his new single Pass The Groove, from his forthcoming 2018 album Stronger Still, which may follow his five previous solo albums in cracking the top 10 of the US jazz charts.
Anita Williams
Dubai-based singer Anita Williams will open the night with a set of covers and swing, jazz and blues standards that made her an in-demand singer across the emirate. The Irish singer has been performing in Dubai since 2008 at venues such as MusicHall and Voda Bar. Her Jazz Garden appearance is career highlight as she will use the event to perform the original song Big Blue Eyes, the single from her debut solo album, due for release soon.
Essentials
The flights
Emirates and Etihad fly direct from the UAE to Los Angeles, from Dh4,975 return, including taxes. The flight time is 16 hours. Alaska Airlines, United Airlines, Delta Air Lines, Aeromexico and Southwest all fly direct from Los Angeles to San Jose del Cabo from Dh1,243 return, including taxes. The flight time is two-and-a-half hours.
The trip
Lindblad Expeditions National Geographic’s eight-day Whales Wilderness itinerary costs from US$6,190 (Dh22,736) per person, twin share, including meals, accommodation and excursions, with departures in March and April 2018.
Major honours
ARSENAL
BARCELONA
- La Liga - 2013
- Copa del Rey - 2012
- Fifa Club World Cup - 2011
CHELSEA
- Premier League - 2015, 2017
- FA Cup - 2018
- League Cup - 2015
SPAIN
- World Cup - 2010
- European Championship - 2008, 2012
How it works
1) The liquid nanoclay is a mixture of water and clay that aims to convert desert land to fertile ground
2) Instead of water draining straight through the sand, it apparently helps the soil retain water
3) One application is said to last five years
4) The cost of treatment per hectare (2.4 acres) of desert varies from $7,000 to $10,000 per hectare
BMW M5 specs
Engine: 4.4-litre twin-turbo V-8 petrol enging with additional electric motor
Power: 727hp
Torque: 1,000Nm
Transmission: 8-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 10.6L/100km
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh650,000