It was Sid Ganis, the president of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, who threw the cat among the pigeons, on February 2.
The 69-year old industry veteran announced to an assemblage of 112 of Hollywood's best and brightest talents at the annual Oscar Nominee's luncheon, that this year's awards ceremony would be "truly different!". Ganis, the producer of Big Daddy and Deuce Bigelow, then turned to the dutifully gathered glamour pack (including Kate Winslet, Sean Penn and Mickey Rourke) and added, ominously, "All of you guys. You're in for a big surprise!"
Naturally, nobody at the luncheon, bar Ganis and his brave new Oscars telecast director Bill Condon (Dreamgirls), had any idea what these surprises would entail (the Best Actor nominee Richard Jenkins recently told me that few people in all of Hollywood, in fact, know what's exactly going to change on the night). But it was a smart move, and a savvy marketing volley that has helped create interest once again in a ceremony that has, over recent years, and despite the lavish claims to the contrary, seemed increasingly irrelevant to the whims of our modern entertainment industry.
Last year, of course, was a low point of the Oscars. The telecast was watched by only 32 million people in the US, the lowest viewing figures since records began. The films awarded at the ceremony were darkly violent and moribund efforts such as No Country for Old Men and There Will Be Blood - films that found only modest audiences in home cinemas and faded in the face of that year's real populist champs such as Transformers, Shrek the Third and Spider-Man 3. The show was also marred by a lacklustre performance from the host, Jon Stewart, whose political jibes were less polished than usual.
"Oscar is 80 this year!" he began, sliding straight into some election year banter. "Which makes him now automatically the front-runner for the Republican nomination."
The award recipients were gracious, polite and unfailingly dull compared to the fiery polemicists of yore (in the past, the likes of Vanessa Redgrave, Susan Sarandon and Michael Moore have livened up Oscar night by having something other than "thank you" to say).
Naturally, the rumours about this year's upgrade have been manifold, and include a knockout opening song and dance routine from the new host Hugh Jackman (a former stage singer and dancer), a narrative thread that weaves a mini-drama throughout the entire night ("Oh no! He's stolen my Oscar! I hope I get it back by the closing curtain!"), and regular spots by Jackman in the full guise of his X-Men character, Wolverine.
And yet, beneath the question of what went wrong last year and beyond the promises to make it right again this year, remains the sneaking suspicion that the Oscars simply don't matter anymore.
The practical evidence within the industry reminds us each year of just how useless an Oscar win can be. Halle Berry and Gwyneth Paltrow are classic examples of the award's false promises, as the stock of both actresses plummeted following their Best Actress wins for Monster's Ball and Shakespeare in Love, respectively. Paltrow went on to star in flops such as Duets and Bounce, while Berry eradicated all of her remaining credibility by starring in two popcorn blockbusters (Die Another Day and X2) and one egregious career bomb (Catwoman).
Similarly, Adrien Brody became the toast of the month after winning a Best Actor Oscar for The Pianist. Yet Oscar gold could do nothing to save him from his own dreary follow ups, including The Jacket and Hollywoodland, both commercial failures. Brody, in fact, hasn't had a hit since 2005's King Kong, where he fought valiantly for screen time with a computer-generated gorilla.
Even as far back as 1986, after winning her first Oscar for Hannah and Her Sisters, Diane Wiest soon noticed, "All I've done since the win is three days on Bright Lights, Big City as Michael J Fox's mother. That's what an Oscar does for you!"
This year, typically, the crowd of heavy-hitting nominees hardly needs any career help from small gold statuettes. Not including the character actor Jenkins, the Best Actor category is a veritable who's who of male screen icons - Brad Pitt for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Sean Penn for Milk, Frank Langella for Frost/Nixon and Mickey Rourke for The Wrestler. These seasoned professionals are vying tooth and nail for an award that ultimately means nothing, and will have little long term affect on their lives. And, increasingly, as the years pass and as the entertainment industry continues to diversify into gaming, 3-D, and online revenue streams, the idea of a standard of excellence for screen acting becomes more archaic and quaint rather than modern and mainstream.
So why is it that, despite evidence to the contrary, the Oscars still hold a huge allure for the movie faithful who flock to them and the audiences that continue to watch them at home? The answer can be found among the list of this year's nominees, and specifically in their most popular contender.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button carries 13 nominations, one less than the all-time record set jointly by All About Eve and Titanic. It is the only traditional big studio picture among a raft of smaller, more interesting, edgier fare. It is a safe film about great epic ideas of romance, sadness, and time travel, and it is surrounded by movies about child poverty (Slumdog Millionaire), civil rights (Milk), revisionist Nazi history (The Reader) and difficult American politics (Frost/Nixon). And, if previous years are anything to go by, it might just sweep the boards (Titanic, anyone?).
Button is, in other words, the perfect Oscar movie. Made within the studio system for enormous amounts of money - the budget was $150 million (Dh550m) - and starring the most glamorous A-list stars available (Pitt and Cate Blanchett), it has a direct cultural connection - unlike all the other Oscar contenders - to past classic Hollywood products such as Gone With the Wind, The Sound of Music, The Searchers and Rear Window.
It is, in short, the reason why the Oscars exist, why we watch them, why we go to them, and why they matter. For in that one single ceremony we are promised a continuity between Hollywood past and present. The countless montages of movies through the ages remind us of this. The sombre In Memoriam sequence does, too, reminding us of the talent that the industry has lost in the last 12 months. And the lifetime achievement awards renew our faith in the patriarchs and matriarchs that lead this imagined community into a greater age.
Of course, being Hollywood, it's all illusion. There is no community anymore, just a business struggling to find its feet amid a global meltdown and a dangerous digital revolution. But the promise of that glamorous community, and the sublime grandeur that movies like Benjamin Button promise, is enough to bring us back to the Oscar ceremony year after year. With or without the surprise revamp.
Sole survivors
- Cecelia Crocker was on board Northwest Airlines Flight 255 in 1987 when it crashed in Detroit, killing 154 people, including her parents and brother. The plane had hit a light pole on take off
- George Lamson Jr, from Minnesota, was on a Galaxy Airlines flight that crashed in Reno in 1985, killing 68 people. His entire seat was launched out of the plane
- Bahia Bakari, then 12, survived when a Yemenia Airways flight crashed near the Comoros in 2009, killing 152. She was found clinging to wreckage after floating in the ocean for 13 hours.
- Jim Polehinke was the co-pilot and sole survivor of a 2006 Comair flight that crashed in Lexington, Kentucky, killing 49.
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Recipe
Garlicky shrimp in olive oil
Gambas Al Ajillo
Preparation time: 5 to 10 minutes
Cooking time: 5 minutes
Serves 4
Ingredients
180ml extra virgin olive oil; 4 to 5 large cloves of garlic, minced or pureed (or 3 to 4 garlic scapes, roughly chopped); 1 or 2 small hot red chillies, dried (or ¼ teaspoon dried red chilli flakes); 400g raw prawns, deveined, heads removed and tails left intact; a generous splash of sweet chilli vinegar; sea salt flakes for seasoning; a small handful of fresh flat-leaf parsley, roughly chopped
Method
▶ Heat the oil in a terracotta dish or frying pan. Once the oil is sizzling hot, add the garlic and chilli, stirring continuously for about 10 seconds until golden and aromatic.
▶ Add a splash of sweet chilli vinegar and as it vigorously simmers, releasing perfumed aromas, add the prawns and cook, stirring a few times.
▶ Once the prawns turn pink, after 1 or 2 minutes of cooking, remove from the heat and season with sea salt flakes.
▶ Once the prawns are cool enough to eat, scatter with parsley and serve with small forks or toothpicks as the perfect sharing starter. Finish off with crusty bread to soak up all that flavour-infused olive oil.
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Dirham Stretcher tips for having a baby in the UAE
Selma Abdelhamid, the group's moderator, offers her guide to guide the cost of having a young family:
• Buy second hand stuff
They grow so fast. Don't get a second hand car seat though, unless you 100 per cent know it's not expired and hasn't been in an accident.
• Get a health card and vaccinate your child for free at government health centres
Ms Ma says she discovered this after spending thousands on vaccinations at private clinics.
• Join mum and baby coffee mornings provided by clinics, babysitting companies or nurseries.
Before joining baby classes ask for a free trial session. This way you will know if it's for you or not. You'll be surprised how great some classes are and how bad others are.
• Once baby is ready for solids, cook at home
Take the food with you in reusable pouches or jars. You'll save a fortune and you'll know exactly what you're feeding your child.
Living in...
This article is part of a guide on where to live in the UAE. Our reporters will profile some of the country’s most desirable districts, provide an estimate of rental prices and introduce you to some of the residents who call each area home.
TRAP
Starring: Josh Hartnett, Saleka Shyamalan, Ariel Donaghue
Director: M Night Shyamalan
Rating: 3/5
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The biog
Favourite films: Casablanca and Lawrence of Arabia
Favourite books: Start with Why by Simon Sinek and Good to be Great by Jim Collins
Favourite dish: Grilled fish
Inspiration: Sheikh Zayed's visionary leadership taught me to embrace new challenges.
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Western Region Asia Cup Qualifier
Results
UAE beat Saudi Arabia by 12 runs
Kuwait beat Iran by eight wickets
Oman beat Maldives by 10 wickets
Bahrain beat Qatar by six wickets
Semi-finals
UAE v Qatar
Bahrain v Kuwait
FIGHT CARD
Fights start from 6pm Friday, January 31
Catchweight 82kg
Piotr Kuberski (POL) v Ahmed Saeb (IRQ)
Women’s bantamweight
Cornelia Holm (SWE) v Corinne Laframboise (CAN)
Welterweight
Omar Hussein (JOR) v Vitalii Stoian (UKR)
Welterweight
Josh Togo (LEB) v Ali Dyusenov (UZB)
Flyweight
Isaac Pimentel (BRA) v Delfin Nawen (PHI)
Catchweight 80kg
Seb Eubank (GBR) v Mohamed El Mokadem (EGY)
Lightweight
Mohammad Yahya (UAE) v Ramadan Noaman (EGY)
Lightweight
Alan Omer (GER) v Reydon Romero (PHI)
Welterweight
Ahmed Labban (LEB) v Juho Valamaa (FIN)
Featherweight
Elias Boudegzdame (ALG) v Austin Arnett (USA)
Super heavyweight
Roman Wehbe (LEB) v Maciej Sosnowski (POL)
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HIV on the rise in the region
A 2019 United Nations special analysis on Aids reveals 37 per cent of new HIV infections in the Mena region are from people injecting drugs.
New HIV infections have also risen by 29 per cent in western Europe and Asia, and by 7 per cent in Latin America, but declined elsewhere.
Egypt has shown the highest increase in recorded cases of HIV since 2010, up by 196 per cent.
Access to HIV testing, treatment and care in the region is well below the global average.
Few statistics have been published on the number of cases in the UAE, although a UNAIDS report said 1.5 per cent of the prison population has the virus.
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Starring: Vijay, Sneha, Prashanth, Prabhu Deva, Mohan
The specs
- Engine: 3.9-litre twin-turbo V8
- Power: 640hp
- Torque: 760nm
- On sale: 2026
- Price: Not announced yet