Transformers: The Last Knight is expected to top the box office this weekend. Courtesy Paramount Pictures
Transformers: The Last Knight is expected to top the box office this weekend. Courtesy Paramount Pictures
Transformers: The Last Knight is expected to top the box office this weekend. Courtesy Paramount Pictures
Transformers: The Last Knight is expected to top the box office this weekend. Courtesy Paramount Pictures

Master of mayhem Michael Bay continues to split opinions


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The Last Knight is the fifth movie in director Michael Bay's Transformers movie franchise and the critical response is already predictably dismissive – the words "horrible" and "messy" feature in the earliest reactions to the movie.

It is not unusual for Bay’s work to attract derision from reviewers. A look on online review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes reveals an almost unbroken chain of green “Rotten” splats for his directorial efforts – and his work as a producer doesn’t fare any better.

Particular low points include a 7 per cent rating for 2014 movie Ouija, which he produced, and 18 per cent for Age of Extinction, the fourth film in the Transformers series, also from 2014, which he directed and produced.

Then there was the Second World War drama Pearl Harbor. The 2001 movie has a 25 per cent rating on Rotten Tomatoes and was so bad that South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone dedicated an entire song to its awfulness in their puppet comedy, Team America: World Police (2004).

Bay is an easy target for ridicule. His high-octane, explosion-filled action romps rarely offer much in the way of a cerebral challenge, his scripts often verge on the nonsensical and, as demonstrated by Ben Affleck's turn in Pearl Harbor, even capable actors can be reduced to wooden performances under his tutelage.

Yet audiences love his work. You can throw as many accusations of producing lowest- common-denominator popcorn fodder at Bay as you like, but he has some pretty effective ammunition to throw back at those who sneer – not least the fact that he is the fifth-highest-grossing director in movie history. His films have made almost US$6 billion (Dh22bn) since his big-screen debut with Bad Boys (1995).

Steven Spielberg sits top of the box-office table, with receipts topping the $9bn mark, but he had a 20-year head start on Bay, beginning when he invented the very concept of the modern blockbuster with Jaws in 1975.

Cinephiles can scoff, but the latest Transformers movie will win the battle of the box office this weekend. Bay knows exactly what he is doing: from those low camera angles that make every scene look larger than life and the incessant fast cutting that leaves little time for viewers to pause for breath (or consider the plot holes), to those endless explosions, he has audiences well and truly under his thumb.

The Transformers franchise alone has earned almost $3bn at the global box office and the new film is certain to add another substantial chunk of change to that total. Add to that the likes of Bad Boys, The Rock, Armageddon – and the list goes on.

Few of his films have earned much in the way of critical appreciation but the box-office numbers are a studio accountant’s dream.

Bay misses no opportunity to make his movies as appealing as possible to as many people as he can – for example, he set much of Transformers: Age of Extinction in China to appeal to the world's second-biggest cinema marketplace, while keeping existing international fans hooked with the return of robotic favourites Optimus Prime, Bumblebee and the rest, with Mark Wahlberg as the human lead.

It worked – the film became the highest-grossing movie in Chinese box office history.

Whatever you might think of Bay’s work, there is no denying that there will be plenty of takers for the latest Transformers movie, as fans revel in its sensory-assaulting glory, regardless of whether the plot makes much sense.

Love or hate his work, and there are many good arguments on both sides, the return of Optimus Prime and company will probably add the better part of a billion dollars to Bay’s box-office total.

Just don’t expect him to give up his director’s chair anytime soon.

Transformers: The Last Knight will be in cinemas from Thursday

cnewbould@thenational.ae

If you go

Flight connections to Ulaanbaatar are available through a variety of hubs, including Seoul and Beijing, with airlines including Mongolian Airlines and Korean Air. While some nationalities, such as Americans, don’t need a tourist visa for Mongolia, others, including UAE citizens, can obtain a visa on arrival, while others including UK citizens, need to obtain a visa in advance. Contact the Mongolian Embassy in the UAE for more information.

Nomadic Road offers expedition-style trips to Mongolia in January and August, and other destinations during most other months. Its nine-day August 2020 Mongolia trip will cost from $5,250 per person based on two sharing, including airport transfers, two nights’ hotel accommodation in Ulaanbaatar, vehicle rental, fuel, third party vehicle liability insurance, the services of a guide and support team, accommodation, food and entrance fees; nomadicroad.com

A fully guided three-day, two-night itinerary at Three Camel Lodge costs from $2,420 per person based on two sharing, including airport transfers, accommodation, meals and excursions including the Yol Valley and Flaming Cliffs. A return internal flight from Ulaanbaatar to Dalanzadgad costs $300 per person and the flight takes 90 minutes each way; threecamellodge.com

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Western Clubs Champions League - Winners: Abu Dhabi Harlequins; Runners up: Bahrain

Dubai Rugby Sevens - Winners: Dubai Exiles; Runners up: Jebel Ali Dragons

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Closing the loophole on sugary drinks

As The National reported last year, non-fizzy sugared drinks were not covered when the original tax was introduced in 2017. Sports drinks sold in supermarkets were found to contain, on average, 20 grams of sugar per 500ml bottle.

The non-fizzy drink AriZona Iced Tea contains 65 grams of sugar – about 16 teaspoons – per 680ml can. The average can costs about Dh6, which would rise to Dh9.

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Not taxed:

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Milestones on the road to union

1970

October 26: Bahrain withdraws from a proposal to create a federation of nine with the seven Trucial States and Qatar. 

December: Ahmed Al Suwaidi visits New York to discuss potential UN membership.

1971

March 1:  Alex Douglas Hume, Conservative foreign secretary confirms that Britain will leave the Gulf and “strongly supports” the creation of a Union of Arab Emirates.

July 12: Historic meeting at which Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid make a binding agreement to create what will become the UAE.

July 18: It is announced that the UAE will be formed from six emirates, with a proposed constitution signed. RAK is not yet part of the agreement.

August 6:  The fifth anniversary of Sheikh Zayed becoming Ruler of Abu Dhabi, with official celebrations deferred until later in the year.

August 15: Bahrain becomes independent.

September 3: Qatar becomes independent.

November 23-25: Meeting with Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid and senior British officials to fix December 2 as date of creation of the UAE.

November 29:  At 5.30pm Iranian forces seize the Greater and Lesser Tunbs by force.

November 30: Despite  a power sharing agreement, Tehran takes full control of Abu Musa. 

November 31: UK officials visit all six participating Emirates to formally end the Trucial States treaties

December 2: 11am, Dubai. New Supreme Council formally elects Sheikh Zayed as President. Treaty of Friendship signed with the UK. 11.30am. Flag raising ceremony at Union House and Al Manhal Palace in Abu Dhabi witnessed by Sheikh Khalifa, then Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi.

December 6: Arab League formally admits the UAE. The first British Ambassador presents his credentials to Sheikh Zayed.

December 9: UAE joins the United Nations.

Key figures in the life of the fort

Sheikh Dhiyab bin Isa (ruled 1761-1793) Built Qasr Al Hosn as a watchtower to guard over the only freshwater well on Abu Dhabi island.

Sheikh Shakhbut bin Dhiyab (ruled 1793-1816) Expanded the tower into a small fort and transferred his ruling place of residence from Liwa Oasis to the fort on the island.

Sheikh Tahnoon bin Shakhbut (ruled 1818-1833) Expanded Qasr Al Hosn further as Abu Dhabi grew from a small village of palm huts to a town of more than 5,000 inhabitants.

Sheikh Khalifa bin Shakhbut (ruled 1833-1845) Repaired and fortified the fort.

Sheikh Saeed bin Tahnoon (ruled 1845-1855) Turned Qasr Al Hosn into a strong two-storied structure.

Sheikh Zayed bin Khalifa (ruled 1855-1909) Expanded Qasr Al Hosn further to reflect the emirate's increasing prominence.

Sheikh Shakhbut bin Sultan (ruled 1928-1966) Renovated and enlarged Qasr Al Hosn, adding a decorative arch and two new villas.

Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan (ruled 1966-2004) Moved the royal residence to Al Manhal palace and kept his diwan at Qasr Al Hosn.

Sources: Jayanti Maitra, www.adach.ae

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