American author David Sedaris. Photo Bank via Getty Images
American author David Sedaris. Photo Bank via Getty Images
American author David Sedaris. Photo Bank via Getty Images
American author David Sedaris. Photo Bank via Getty Images

‘I think at heart, all this time, I’ve been a diarist’, says American writer David Sedaris


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David Sedaris, over more than a quarter century, has earned many job descriptions: humorist, playwright, essayist, author and radio contributor.

At 60, call him a thief, but still funny, sometimes awkward, often poignant.

Sedaris has robbed decades of his diaries for a two-book series taking him way, way back to September 5, 1977. That's where he begins – at age 20 – with his first volume, Theft by Finding: Diaries 1977 - 2002, with the second due in two years, sweeping him through to 2017.

Odd jobs, his dysfunctional family, the cost of chicken per pound, Sedaris covers that and more through some vagabond moments as he moves from itinerant, art student and, finally, some writerly success.

Why was it a good idea to put out a 514-page volume of diary entries?

I started reading things from my diary out loud and people laughed. Ever since then, whenever I do a reading, I include some things from my diary. I always thought I would publish a funny diary thing, but when the time came to talk about this book, my editor said: ‘Why you don’t go back and why don’t you find things that aren’t necessarily funny’. I just planned it to be things that made you laugh out loud. However, it turned out into something else.

What did it turn into?

It turned into more – I think, a reflection of my life. It turned into something with sort of an arc to it. I don’t imagine the second volume will have that, but the first book does seem to tell a kind of a story. Sometimes there would be a diary entry that was three pages long, and there would be just three sentences that might be of interest.

Why did you start keeping a diary in 1977?

I was with my friend Ronnie and we had left San Francisco. We were going to pick apples and pears in the Pacific Northwest, and I was writing letters to my family and friends, but I didn’t have an address where they could write back. I started just writing to myself.

How you do describe your work? Do you embrace the terms humorist and diarist?

I rejected the word humorist for a long time because I thought that it meant you had, like, a cardigan sweater with patches on the elbows, but now I’m old and I do. I grew into that word. I think at heart, all this time, I’ve been a diarist. I’m not ashamed of it.

As a teenager, what were you thinking you would do?

I wanted to be a visual artist, but I realised I was more affected by what I read than by what I saw. I would go to a show at a museum and look at a painting and say: ‘Oh, I wish I owned that’ – and that would be the end of my relationship with a painting. With a short story I would read, or with an author, I would discover I could be haunted. It would affect my mood and affect the way I saw the world. I thought, wow, it would be amazing to be able to do that.

In the diary item dated March 23, 1999, you gave up drinking. What prompted you?

I told myself I could only write when I was drinking. I would say that I was an alcoholic. There are many worse drinkers than me, but it meant I couldn’t go anywhere at night because I was just too messed up to leave the house. It meant I was constantly living with this low-grade fever of shame. It felt great to quit. Now I can write anywhere. Put me on a plane on the runway for 45 minutes and I’m good.

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Pharaoh's curse

British aristocrat Lord Carnarvon, who funded the expedition to find the Tutankhamun tomb, died in a Cairo hotel four months after the crypt was opened.
He had been in poor health for many years after a car crash, and a mosquito bite made worse by a shaving cut led to blood poisoning and pneumonia.
Reports at the time said Lord Carnarvon suffered from “pain as the inflammation affected the nasal passages and eyes”.
Decades later, scientists contended he had died of aspergillosis after inhaling spores of the fungus aspergillus in the tomb, which can lie dormant for months. The fact several others who entered were also found dead withiin a short time led to the myth of the curse.

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Company: Eighty6 

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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.

Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.

“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.

Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.

From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.

Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.

BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.

Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.

Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.

“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.

“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.

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The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”

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