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From now on, live like Comet Lovejoy


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At its very brightest it must have rivalled Venus. But by the time the amateur astronomer Terry Lovejoy made the first sighting, it was already so close to the sun as to be all but invisible in daylight. On December 1 this year, five days after the Australian first reported his observations, the existence of Comet C/2011 W3 was confirmed: Comet Lovejoy was born. It was classed as a Kreutz Sungrazer and experts calculated that its orbit would take it so close to the sun that its destruction was guaranteed.
Three separate space agencies - Nasa, the European Space Agency and the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency - began tracking its trajectory. A scientist at the US Naval Research Laboratory, Karl Battams, described it as "an exceptionally rare opportunity to observe the complete vaporisation of a relatively large comet". Eighteen instruments on five different satellites were trained on Lovejoy as, on December 16, it rushed into the hellish corona of the sun - its perihelion - and towards certain doom.
But Comet Lovejoy survived. Barely a day later it was photographed by Nasa's Solar Dynamics Observatory emerging from the inferno of gases and fire. Its mass had diminished, and it had lost most of its tail, but it had survived. A few days later it could be clearly seen in the skies above the Southern Hemisphere, cutting through the predawn twilight like a searchlight. Day by day its tail has elongated and by tonight it will arc nearly halfway from horizon to zenith.
Despite all that certainty, all those calculations, all that evidence heaped upon evidence by experts convinced they knew what was going to happen, there was no dramatic ending for Comet Lovejoy. And there was no new beginning either. There was simply a headlong tumble - "a very rough ride", according to the Royal Astronomical Society - and a gloriously unpredictable survival.
Those who follow such things have described it as "exceptional". But it isn't, not really. Because to be exceptional suggests that it defied the rule. Only there was no rule. There was no Doomsday for Comet Lovejoy, only its erroneous prediction. It did not defy anything other than assumptions. It simply carried, recklessly, on.
There is something rather heartening about Comet Lovejoy's oblivious, ongoing orbit and its unknowing punch through that fallacious deadline. And there's something very timely about how it proved wrong human assertions of what would be and how things work.
We're forever trying to find patterns, make predictions and impose a sense of certainty and structure where none truly exists. It is human nature to define the world and our place in it, and it is writ large at this time of year: the end of another 12 months. So many of us bind ourselves to the notion that at midnight tonight a deadline will be reached - and a heartbeat later something new will have begun.
"Out with the old. In with the new," we say, as if there were any clear division between the two, as if one can be packed up or shaken off and the other begun on the tick of a clock.
It would be great if it were in any way a liberating or productive coping mechanism but for the most part, other than being a good excuse for a party, it isn't.
In the days leading up to New Year, those who mark it on January 1 tread water. We indulge in a sort of collective state of procrastination.
Between Christmas and December 31, productivity slumps regardless of how many people actually go into the office and serve out their working day. For those celebrating this New Year, it isn't simply a reflection of the increased socialising that goes on, but an indication of the state of mind that the season fosters. Everything, it seems, can or must wait "until the New Year".
We exist in a state of suspended animation. We abdicate responsibility. We defer decisions. We behave as if someone has hit the pause button on life and that play will resume "next year".
By way of legislating for all of this, we make resolutions - a procrastinator's charter by another name. After all, the generally accepted definition of procrastination is to "voluntarily delay an intended course of action despite expecting to be worse off for the delay", which surely makes it a synonym for New Year resolutions. They only cause us to delay today, limit tomorrow and, more often than not, feel like a failure the day after that.
There is no equivalent observance related to the Muslim New Year. The very notion of New Year resolutions, the self-denying, self-deluding vows to do better, to be better, to be more ordered, more contained, more controlled, next year, was one dreamt up by the Roman Catholic Church of old in an attempt to quash "heathen" celebrations glorifying Janus - the Roman god associated with transitions, gateways and time. He is always depicted with two faces: one looking back, one looking forward. To the early Roman Church he was a "devil-god" whose cult was to be stamped out.
So resolutions are predicated on a sense not of optimism but of resignation because, at their heart, is a tacit acceptance of the way the world is and a self-flagellating shoring up of our place in it.
But the truth is that the past and the future are not two unrelated entities. They both overlap and coexist. Time is not a ribbon to be cut at midnight. It bends, but not according to our will or understanding of it. Just because we draw up a calendar and pluck out one date as the beginning and another as the end doesn't mean that either the universe or our lives pivot on that axis.
Remember Y2K and the millennium bug that never bit? January 1, 2000, was meant to be the date when life as we knew it crumbled. It was the day the computers on which we depend would fail us. Power supplies and communication networks would go into meltdown. An estimated US$3 billion went into Y2K preparations as resources were poured into an overhaul of all computer systems that used a two-digit value to represent the integral date and that, so the prediction ran, would register a logic error and freeze when 99 rolled over to 00.
But 99 rolled over to 00 and nothing happened. Those who had proposed the prophecy pointed to the success of their preparations, but countries lambasted for doing precious little in the run-up to the supposed calamity - Russia, Italy, China - survived just fine too. And remember May 22 this year? It was a date only possible, if not necessarily memorable, because the world did not end with The Rapture the day before, as predicted by members of a California-based religious group, Family Radio.
Followers of an 89-year-old self-styled "prophet", Harold Camping, spent millions advertising the "fact" that on May 21 the world would end and millions of the faithful would ascend into heaven. They appeared refreshingly unperturbed by the fact Camping had previously insisted this event would take place in 1994.
The point is that the world, and our place in it, is utterly, terrifyingly, thrillingly, unpredictable. There isn't one shot at making a change or an annual window of opportunity through which we must squeeze at midnight tonight or be forced to wait for another year. Life is elliptical, not a series of linear lurches.
Change rarely has a clear beginning or a conclusive end. The impossible happens all the time and certainties come to nothing. That is the liberating truth. And anyone in any doubt of it, this year or next, need only look up and think of Comet Lovejoy still hurtling onwards through its perilous orbit.
Laura Collins is a senior features writer at The National.

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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.

Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.

“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.

Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.

From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.

Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.

BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.

Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.

Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.

“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.

“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.

“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”

The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”

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Al Khasan (Okaz, Saudi Arabia)

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Maryana Marrash (Aleppo)

A poet and writer, Marrash helped revive the tradition of the salon and was an active part of the Nadha movement, or Arab Renaissance. Born to an established family in Aleppo in Ottoman Syria in 1848, Marrash was educated at missionary schools in Aleppo and Beirut at a time when many women did not receive an education. After touring Europe, she began to host salons where writers played chess and cards, competed in the art of poetry, and discussed literature and politics. An accomplished singer and canon player, music and dancing were a part of these evenings.

 

Princess Nazil Fadil (Cairo)

Princess Nazil Fadil gathered religious, literary and political elite together at her Cairo palace, although she stopped short of inviting women. The princess, a niece of Khedive Ismail, believed that Egypt’s situation could only be solved through education and she donated her own property to help fund the first modern Egyptian University in Cairo.

 

Mayy Ziyadah (Cairo)

Ziyadah was the first to entertain both men and women at her Cairo salon, founded in 1913. The writer, poet, public speaker and critic, her writing explored language, religious identity, language, nationalism and hierarchy. Born in Nazareth, Palestine, to a Lebanese father and Palestinian mother, her salon was open to different social classes and earned comparisons with souq of where Al Khansa herself once recited.

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