Lydia Slater assesses the small screen's current crop of superstar chefs.
Julia Child's TV career began by accident. Promoting Mastering The Art Of French Cooking, she whipped up an omelette for a Boston station. Viewers were so impressed she was offered her own cookery show in 1963.
The French Chef ran for a decade and is credited with changing the way Americans thought about food. Her appeal didn't travel, however: the BBC is said to have dropped The French Chef because viewers complained she seemed either drunk or demented. And she was accident prone. The show was taped live and broadcasted unedited, but she turned the inevitable disasters into triumphs. One time, she tried to flip a potato pancake, only to have it splat on to the stovetop. She just picked it up and squished it back together. "If you're alone in the kitchen, who is going to see?"
By the time Child died, aged 91, in 2004, she had written 17 books and appeared on dozens of television shows. Her kitchen remains one of the most popular exhibits at the Smithsonian. If she were alive today, however, it is unlikely she would get near a TV camera. Food programming is no longer about providing instruction, but cheap entertainment. Today's TV chefs are millionaire celebrities but do they inspire anybody to get off the sofa and into the kitchen, as Julia Child did?
30 Minute Meals, Rachel Ray's Tasty Travels
Julia Child factor: 4/10 This is unambitious ingredient assembly but Ray does persuade people to cook (a bit). She looks like a cheerleader and contrasts sharply to Child's unashamed elitism by playing up her ordinariness. Her folksy recipes are aimed at time-pressed housewives, with an emphasis on simplicity and speed. Her catch-phrases include "yum-o", "delish", and "Evoo" (extra virgin olive oil), an acronym that has made it into the Oxford English Dictionary.
But the down-home veneer hides an ambitious woman. In 2001, a Food Network executive heard her on radio; a week later, she'd been signed to a US$360,000 (Dh1.3million) contract. She now has 16 cookbooks, four TV shows and a magazine.
The Naked Chef, Jamie's Kitchen, Jamie's School Dinners, Jamie's Ministry Of Food
Julia factor: 3/10: Jamie's never been into complicated cuisine. Now the recipes take a back seat to the social commentary. Like Ray, Oliver is cute, slapdash and annoys some with his vocabulary: pukka tucker, bish-bosh, luvly jubbly, slosh on the olive oil. He first hit British TV screens in 1999. A dyslexic who found fame and fortune through the power of cooking, he is determined to give others a similar chance. He started Fifteen, the charity and restaurant that turns underprivileged youngsters into high-class chefs, and is launching a simliar venture in the US.
Hell's Kitchen, The F Word, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares
Julia Factor: 5/10: Ramsay cooks the classic cuisine of which Child would approve but his books lack charm and his TV shows are culinary cage-fights. A serious chef boasting a galaxy of Michelin stars, Ramsay is better known to the public as Mr Nasty. However, with his restaurants struggling in the downturn, there are signs he may be tiring of combat and returning to cooking. His next show for America, Cookalong Live, is more in the Child mode, with recipes prepared in real time for viewers to copy.
Nigella Bites, Nigella Feasts, Nigella Express
Julia Factor: 7/10: Nigella's enthusiasm for delicious ingredients is rather Child-like, and like her, she cooks for her own enjoyment. But sultry appeal was never Child's style. Nigella's breathily seductive patter, delivered in upper-class British tones, has been parodied relentlessly, and the Domestic Goddess plays it up to the full, swathing herself in clingy cashmere while the camera lingers lovingly on her hands as she squeezes ripe mangoes. Her recipes are easy, though they tend to be extremely fattening, and while men love all of it, watching her shows engenders a feeling of inferiority in the average female. She is married to the multimillionaire advertising director and art dealer Charles Saatchi, and sales of her books and pastel-coloured cookery implements have made her a multimillionaire in her own right.
Emeril Lagasse, Emeril Live, Essence Of Emeril, Emeril Green
Julia Factor: 1/10: Strictly entertainment. The chubby Lagasse champions Cajun and Creole cookery. His exuberant style includes a yell of "Bam!" when he adds some of his signature spices."Kick it up a notch!" he yells, moonwalking behind his stove, waving his arms, drumming on the lid of his casserole dish. With a chain of Emeril-themed restaurants, cookery books and a vast product line including cookware, knives and fresh produce linked to his name, his empire, which Martha Stewart bought a chunk of last year, generates an estimated $150million (Dh550million) annually.
Why it pays to compare
A comparison of sending Dh20,000 from the UAE using two different routes at the same time - the first direct from a UAE bank to a bank in Germany, and the second from the same UAE bank via an online platform to Germany - found key differences in cost and speed. The transfers were both initiated on January 30.
Route 1: bank transfer
The UAE bank charged Dh152.25 for the Dh20,000 transfer. On top of that, their exchange rate margin added a difference of around Dh415, compared with the mid-market rate.
Total cost: Dh567.25 - around 2.9 per cent of the total amount
Total received: €4,670.30
Route 2: online platform
The UAE bank’s charge for sending Dh20,000 to a UK dirham-denominated account was Dh2.10. The exchange rate margin cost was Dh60, plus a Dh12 fee.
Total cost: Dh74.10, around 0.4 per cent of the transaction
Total received: €4,756
The UAE bank transfer was far quicker – around two to three working days, while the online platform took around four to five days, but was considerably cheaper. In the online platform transfer, the funds were also exposed to currency risk during the period it took for them to arrive.
A timeline of the Historical Dictionary of the Arabic Language
- 2018: Formal work begins
- November 2021: First 17 volumes launched
- November 2022: Additional 19 volumes released
- October 2023: Another 31 volumes released
- November 2024: All 127 volumes completed
Mohammed bin Zayed Majlis
Should late investors consider cryptocurrencies?
Wealth managers recommend late investors to have a balanced portfolio that typically includes traditional assets such as cash, government and corporate bonds, equities, commodities and commercial property.
They do not usually recommend investing in Bitcoin or other cryptocurrencies due to the risk and volatility associated with them.
“It has produced eye-watering returns for some, whereas others have lost substantially as this has all depended purely on timing and when the buy-in was. If someone still has about 20 to 25 years until retirement, there isn’t any need to take such risks,” Rupert Connor of Abacus Financial Consultant says.
He adds that if a person is interested in owning a business or growing a property portfolio to increase their retirement income, this can be encouraged provided they keep in mind the overall risk profile of these assets.
Men’s singles
Group A: Son Wan-ho (Kor), Lee Chong Wei (Mas), Ng Long Angus (HK), Chen Long (Chn)
Group B: Kidambi Srikanth (Ind), Shi Yugi (Chn), Chou Tien Chen (Tpe), Viktor Axelsen (Den)
Women’s Singles
Group A: Akane Yamaguchi (Jpn), Pusarla Sindhu (Ind), Sayaka Sato (Jpn), He Bingjiao (Chn)
Group B: Tai Tzu Ying (Tpe), Sung Hi-hyun (Kor), Ratchanok Intanon (Tha), Chen Yufei (Chn)
MATCH INFO
Syria v Australia
2018 World Cup qualifying: Asia fourth round play-off first leg
Venue: Hang Jebat Stadium, Malayisa
Kick-off: Thursday, 4.30pm (UAE)
Watch: beIN Sports HD
* Second leg in Australia on October 10
Paatal Lok season two
Directors: Avinash Arun, Prosit Roy
Stars: Jaideep Ahlawat, Ishwak Singh, Lc Sekhose, Merenla Imsong
Rating: 4.5/5
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ADCC AFC Women’s Champions League Group A fixtures
October 3: v Wuhan Jiangda Women’s FC
October 6: v Hyundai Steel Red Angels Women’s FC
October 9: v Sabah FA
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
THE BIO
Age: 33
Favourite quote: “If you’re going through hell, keep going” Winston Churchill
Favourite breed of dog: All of them. I can’t possibly pick a favourite.
Favourite place in the UAE: The Stray Dogs Centre in Umm Al Quwain. It sounds predictable, but it honestly is my favourite place to spend time. Surrounded by hundreds of dogs that love you - what could possibly be better than that?
Favourite colour: All the colours that dogs come in
UAE players with central contracts
Rohan Mustafa, Ashfaq Ahmed, Chirag Suri, Rameez Shahzad, Shaiman Anwar, Adnan Mufti, Mohammed Usman, Ghulam Shabbir, Ahmed Raza, Qadeer Ahmed, Amir Hayat, Mohammed Naveed and Imran Haider.
THE LOWDOWN
Romeo Akbar Walter
Rating: 2/5 stars
Produced by: Dharma Productions, Azure Entertainment
Directed by: Robby Grewal
Cast: John Abraham, Mouni Roy, Jackie Shroff and Sikandar Kher
RESULTS
Cagliari 5-2 Fiorentina
Udinese 0-0 SPAL
Sampdoria 0-0 Atalanta
Lazio 4-2 Lecce
Parma 2-0 Roma
Juventus 1-0 AC Milan
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Who's who in Yemen conflict
Houthis: Iran-backed rebels who occupy Sanaa and run unrecognised government
Yemeni government: Exiled government in Aden led by eight-member Presidential Leadership Council
Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south
Habrish 'rebels': Tribal-backed forces feuding with STC over control of oil in government territory
Our legal columnist
Name: Yousef Al Bahar
Advocate at Al Bahar & Associate Advocates and Legal Consultants, established in 1994
Education: Mr Al Bahar was born in 1979 and graduated in 2008 from the Judicial Institute. He took after his father, who was one of the first Emirati lawyers
The bio
Favourite book: The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
Favourite travel destination: Maldives and south of France
Favourite pastime: Family and friends, meditation, discovering new cuisines
Favourite Movie: Joker (2019). I didn’t like it while I was watching it but then afterwards I loved it. I loved the psychology behind it.
Favourite Author: My father for sure
Favourite Artist: Damien Hurst
If you go
The flights
Etihad flies direct from Abu Dhabi to San Francisco from Dh5,760 return including taxes.
The car
Etihad Guest members get a 10 per cent worldwide discount when booking with Hertz, as well as earning miles on their rentals. A week's car hire costs from Dh1,500 including taxes.
The hotels
Along the route, Motel 6 (www.motel6.com) offers good value and comfort, with rooms from $55 (Dh202) per night including taxes. In Portland, the Jupiter Hotel (https://jupiterhotel.com/) has rooms from $165 (Dh606) per night including taxes. The Society Hotel https://thesocietyhotel.com/ has rooms from $130 (Dh478) per night including taxes.
More info
To keep up with constant developments in Portland, visit www.travelportland.com. Good guidebooks include the Lonely Planet guides to Northern California and Washington, Oregon & the Pacific Northwest.
Going grey? A stylist's advice
If you’re going to go grey, a great style, well-cared for hair (in a sleek, classy style, like a bob), and a young spirit and attitude go a long way, says Maria Dowling, founder of the Maria Dowling Salon in Dubai.
It’s easier to go grey from a lighter colour, so you may want to do that first. And this is the time to try a shorter style, she advises. Then a stylist can introduce highlights, start lightening up the roots, and let it fade out. Once it’s entirely grey, a purple shampoo will prevent yellowing.
“Get professional help – there’s no other way to go around it,” she says. “And don’t just let it grow out because that looks really bad. Put effort into it: properly condition, straighten, get regular trims, make sure it’s glossy.”
The past Palme d'Or winners
2018 Shoplifters, Hirokazu Kore-eda
2017 The Square, Ruben Ostlund
2016 I, Daniel Blake, Ken Loach
2015 Dheepan, Jacques Audiard
2014 Winter Sleep (Kış Uykusu), Nuri Bilge Ceylan
2013 Blue is the Warmest Colour (La Vie d'Adèle: Chapitres 1 et 2), Abdellatif Kechiche, Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux
2012 Amour, Michael Haneke
2011 The Tree of Life, Terrence Malick
2010 Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (Lung Bunmi Raluek Chat), Apichatpong Weerasethakul
2009 The White Ribbon (Eine deutsche Kindergeschichte), Michael Haneke
2008 The Class (Entre les murs), Laurent Cantet
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
MATCH INFO
Crawley Town 3 (Tsaroulla 50', Nadesan 53', Tunnicliffe 70')
Leeds United 0
The Kites
Romain Gary
Penguin Modern Classics
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League semi-final, first leg
Barcelona v Liverpool, Wednesday, 11pm (UAE).
Second leg
Liverpool v Barcelona, Tuesday, May 7, 11pm
Games on BeIN Sports
Silent Hill f
Publisher: Konami
Platforms: PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S, PC
Rating: 4.5/5