You've got to hand it to the Coen brothers. They never met a genre they couldn't completely eviscerate. With Fargo they turned a folksy character piece into a bloody noir, with The Man Who Wasn't There they turned a noir into an existential character piece, and with their most recent Oscar winner, No Country for Old Men, they took a western and an action movie, slammed them together and somehow pulled out a thoughtful and elegiac melodrama. Now, with their latest star-studded ensemble, Burn After Reading, they've gone one step further and created an entirely new genre of their own - call it screwball nihilism.
The movie opens with a gorgeous zoom, Google Earth-style, from the sky right down into the corridors of CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia, where the low-level analyst Osbourne Cox (John Malkovich) is moments away from being fired. From this seemingly harmless event, the narrative spins swiftly outwards into a wildly intricate Fibonacci spiral that somehow links the hyperactive yet dim gym instructor Chad (Brad Pitt); his best friend, the cosmetic-surgery obsessed Linda (Frances McDormand); her new boyfriend, the serial dater and federal marshal Harry (George Clooney); and his other lover, the current wife of Osbourne Cox, Katie (Tilda Swinton).
Cox, finally free to fulfil his ambitions as a novelist, writes a rough-drafted memoir that is discovered, on a CD file, by Chad on the changing room floor of Hardbodies Fitness Center. Mistakenly interpreted as a cache of top secret CIA information, the file is used to extort money from Cox that will pay for Linda's impending surgery. However, when the increasingly erratic Cox refuses to pay, Linda panics and takes it to the Russians, and Chad keeps Cox's house under surveillance. Katie begins divorce proceedings, and Harry and his loaded gun kick off a third act of surprising violence and unexpected intensity that will leave most viewers shell-shocked.
Though the plot may be zany and labyrinthine, it hardly constitutes the real substance of the movie. Instead, this is a film about character. And here there's a certain stinging bleakness (like there is in much of the Coens' best character work) that many US reviewers found unsettling (though at $45 million [Dh165 million] box office returns so far, the film is something of a triumph). Each character, in other words, is plagued by a particular form of 21st century narcissism that doesn't make for easy viewing. Linda is undignified and neurotically obsessed with her ageing flesh. Osbourne's conceitedness and vanity are overwhelming and best evinced in the faux academic way he pronounces the word "memoir" as "mem-wah". Harry trawls dating websites for women, resulting in some of the harshest scenes the Coen Brothers have put on screen in their careers so far.
Rather than flinch in the face of this screwball nihilism, the viewer should instead embrace it. For there's a maudlin undercurrent to the nefarious activities of our protagonists (all, it must be acknowledged, flawlessly played - Clooney in particular takes huge swipes at his playboy status) that suggest a group of people, perhaps a culture or society even, has lost its way. At his lowest ebb, for instance, after a shock manslaughter, Harry phones his wife, Sandy (Elizabeth Marvel), a successful children's author, and weeps down the phone to her, wishing things could go back to the way they were.
But of course they can't. And as such the movie, like previous Coen classics, is a morality tale and a warning against the misplaced belief that a bag of money or a shot at the big time will heal all human ills and ultimately fill that nagging existential hole at the centre of modern being. It's hardly surprising, then, that the film, once the particularly brutal finale is complete, ends with a reverse zoom - a mirror of the opening - outwards to the skies, space, up to the heavens, and to judgement.
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Rating: 3/5
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Indoor cricket in a nutshell
Indoor cricket in a nutshell
Indoor Cricket World Cup - Sept 16-20, Insportz, Dubai
16 Indoor cricket matches are 16 overs per side
8 There are eight players per team
9 There have been nine Indoor Cricket World Cups for men. Australia have won every one.
5 Five runs are deducted from the score when a wickets falls
4 Batsmen bat in pairs, facing four overs per partnership
Scoring In indoor cricket, runs are scored by way of both physical and bonus runs. Physical runs are scored by both batsmen completing a run from one crease to the other. Bonus runs are scored when the ball hits a net in different zones, but only when at least one physical run is score.
Zones
A Front net, behind the striker and wicketkeeper: 0 runs
B Side nets, between the striker and halfway down the pitch: 1 run
C Side nets between halfway and the bowlers end: 2 runs
D Back net: 4 runs on the bounce, 6 runs on the full
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What is Diwali?
The Hindu festival is at once a celebration of the autumn harvest and the triumph of good over evil, as outlined in the Ramayana.
According to the Sanskrit epic, penned by the sage Valmiki, Diwali marks the time that the exiled king Rama – a mortal with superhuman powers – returned home to the city of Ayodhya with his wife Sita and brother Lakshman, after vanquishing the 10-headed demon Ravana and conquering his kingdom of Lanka. The people of Ayodhya are believed to have lit thousands of earthen lamps to illuminate the city and to guide the royal family home.
In its current iteration, Diwali is celebrated with a puja to welcome the goodness of prosperity Lakshmi (an incarnation of Sita) into the home, which is decorated with diyas (oil lamps) or fairy lights and rangoli designs with coloured powder. Fireworks light up the sky in some parts of the word, and sweetmeats are made (or bought) by most households. It is customary to get new clothes stitched, and visit friends and family to exchange gifts and greetings.
TRAP
Starring: Josh Hartnett, Saleka Shyamalan, Ariel Donaghue
Director: M Night Shyamalan
Rating: 3/5
Winners
Ballon d’Or (Men’s)
Ousmane Dembélé (Paris Saint-Germain / France)
Ballon d’Or Féminin (Women’s)
Aitana Bonmatí (Barcelona / Spain)
Kopa Trophy (Best player under 21 – Men’s)
Lamine Yamal (Barcelona / Spain)
Best Young Women’s Player
Vicky López (Barcelona / Spain)
Yashin Trophy (Best Goalkeeper – Men’s)
Gianluigi Donnarumma (Paris Saint-Germain and Manchester City / Italy)
Best Women’s Goalkeeper
Hannah Hampton (England / Aston Villa and Chelsea)
Men’s Coach of the Year
Luis Enrique (Paris Saint-Germain)
Women’s Coach of the Year
Sarina Wiegman (England)
Conflict, drought, famine
Estimates of the number of deaths caused by the famine range from 400,000 to 1 million, according to a document prepared for the UK House of Lords in 2024.
It has been claimed that the policies of the Ethiopian government, which took control after deposing Emperor Haile Selassie in a military-led revolution in 1974, contributed to the scale of the famine.
Dr Miriam Bradley, senior lecturer in humanitarian studies at the University of Manchester, has argued that, by the early 1980s, “several government policies combined to cause, rather than prevent, a famine which lasted from 1983 to 1985. Mengistu’s government imposed Stalinist-model agricultural policies involving forced collectivisation and villagisation [relocation of communities into planned villages].
The West became aware of the catastrophe through a series of BBC News reports by journalist Michael Buerk in October 1984 describing a “biblical famine” and containing graphic images of thousands of people, including children, facing starvation.
Band Aid
Bob Geldof, singer with the Irish rock group The Boomtown Rats, formed Band Aid in response to the horrific images shown in the news broadcasts.
With Midge Ure of the band Ultravox, he wrote the hit charity single Do They Know it’s Christmas in December 1984, featuring a string of high-profile musicians.
Following the single’s success, the idea to stage a rock concert evolved.
Live Aid was a series of simultaneous concerts that took place at Wembley Stadium in London, John F Kennedy Stadium in Philadelphia, the US, and at various other venues across the world.
The combined event was broadcast to an estimated worldwide audience of 1.5 billion.
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Results
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