Bernie Sanders stars with Larry David on Saturday Night Live



Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders made a cameo appearance on Saturday Night Live at the weekend, three days before the New Hampshire primary, appearing in a skit with host Larry David, who has previously done a dead-on impersonation of him. The NBC comedy resisted the temptation to have the Vermont US senator appear alongside David as he was playing him – instead, Sanders portrayed a passenger on an endangered ship who argued with David about who should be allowed on a lifeboat. Sanders is the third presidential candidate to appear on SNL this season. Fellow Democrat Hillary Clinton made an appearance last fall, and Republican Donald Trump hosted in November. In Saturday's skit, David played a ship's crew member who was angry about women and children getting priority for the lifeboats. David said he deserved a seat because he was richer than the other passengers. Sanders appeared, saying he was sick of the top one per cent getting all of the advantages, echoing his campaign's call for the super-rich not to be gifted so many benefits in society. "We need to unite and work together if we're all going to get through this," Sanders said. "Sounds like socialism to me," David said. "Democratic socialism," Sanders said. "What's the difference?" David asked. "Yuge difference," Sanders replied, imitating how Trump often pronounces "huge". David had made two appearances on SNL portraying Sandersin skits. He reprised it on Saturday in a pre-filmed segment, Bern Your Enthusiasm, a play on David's character in the HBO comedy Curb Your Enthusiasm. David, playing Sanders, refused to shake a woman's hand at a campaign event because she had just coughed into it, and he denied a woman's request that he help pop her separated shoulder back into place so she could vote for him in the Iowa caucus. The people he slighted were then showed voting for Clinton in a caucus she won in real life by a razor-thin margin. – AP

Marriott launches Dubai-set short-film sequel

JW Marriott Hotels & Resorts' Marriott International Content Studio has debuted the second instalment in its Dubai-filmed Two Bellmen short film series, following a black carpet premiere last weekend in Los Angeles. The movie also received a premiere at the JW Marriot Marquis in Dubai last week. The film, which stars Hollywood stuntmen William Spencer (Spider-Man) and Caine Sinclaire (Grimm, How I Met Your Mother), alongside Freida Pinto (Slumdog Millionaire) and Emirati comedian Ali A0l Saeed is available on in-room movie channels at Marriot hotels, and at www.twobellmen.com – The National staff

Priyanka Chopra lands role as Ms Marvel in video game

Here is the latest in the rapidly growing list of Priyanka Chopra's international assignments – the 33-year-old will provide voice of superhero Ms Marvel in a new mobile game called Marvel Avengers Academy. She will voice Ms Marvel, Kamala Khan, who was the first Muslim character to headline a Marvel comic. Chopra announced the news on Twitter, saying: "Say hello to Ms Marvel – I'm her voice and she's my alter ego in Marvel Avengers Academy!" she tweeted, along with an image of her character. Other stars in the Avengers Academy include WWE wrestler-turned-actor John Cena as the voice for the Hulk, Dave Franco as Iron Man, Alison Brie as the Black Widow, Alexandra Daddario as Wasp, Colton Haynes as Thor, Bella Thorne as Tigra and Kiernan Shipka as Spider-Woman. – Sonali Kokra

Sundance picks 10 ‘must-see’ films from 2016 festival

The Sundance Channel has picked its 10 "must-see" films from this year's Sundance Festival, and there was good news for Dubai/London-based production house WigWam Productions, with Tehran-based horror Under the Shadow making the final cut. Other movies the channel recommends include the audience splitting Swiss Army Man, in which Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe stars as flatulent corpse, which drove some people out of the theatre at its Sundance premiere, the Casey Affleck-starring Manchester by the Sea, about a man who returns to his hometown to care for his dead brother's son, and Nate Parker's The Birth of a Nation, which retells the story of Nat Turner's 1831 slave rebellion in Virginia and is already being tipped for an Oscar next year. – Staff

Beyoncé releases free single ahead of Super Bowl show

Beyoncé had social media in a tizzy over the weekend, after releasing a new song online on Saturday, the day before of her appearance in the 2016 Super Bowl half-time show. Beyoncé released Formation as a free download on her artist page on streaming service, Tidal, which she co-owns with husband Jay Z, Rihanna and other artists. She said the song, and its music video, was a gift to her fans. It can be downloaded without having a subscription to Tidal. – AP

Iman thanks fans for support after death of David Bowie

David Bowie's wife Iman has posted a message on social media for the first time since the rock legend's death last month, tweeting simply "Love and gratitude". It was her first tweet in almost a month, and follows one from Duncan Jones, Bowie's eldest son with previous wife, Angie Bowie, on January 23 that said: "Just wanted to thank you for the incredibly kind words & thoughts." Bowie died in January of cancer. His latest album, Blackstar, released just days before his death, is riding high in charts around the world, but it is unlikely to be his last – there are reports that he lined up a series of records for release following his death. – The National staff

Director George Miller to head Cannes prize jury

Mad Max director George Miller will be president of the jury at the 2016 Cannes Film Festival in May. The event will mark his return to Cannes, following the debut the long awaited Mad Max sequel Fury Road, which had its premiere out of competition in 2015. He said: "What an unmitigated delight. To be there in the middle of this storied festival at the unveiling of cinematic treasures from all over the planet. To spend time in passionate discourse with fellow members of the jury. Such an honour. I'll be there with bells on." –The National staff

What is the definition of an SME?

SMEs in the UAE are defined by the number of employees, annual turnover and sector. For example, a “small company” in the services industry has six to 50 employees with a turnover of more than Dh2 million up to Dh20m, while in the manufacturing industry the requirements are 10 to 100 employees with a turnover of more than Dh3m up to Dh50m, according to Dubai SME, an agency of the Department of Economic Development.

A “medium-sized company” can either have staff of 51 to 200 employees or 101 to 250 employees, and a turnover less than or equal to Dh200m or Dh250m, again depending on whether the business is in the trading, manufacturing or services sectors. 

The specs: 2018 Nissan Patrol Nismo

Price: base / as tested: Dh382,000

Engine: 5.6-litre V8

Gearbox: Seven-speed automatic

Power: 428hp @ 5,800rpm

Torque: 560Nm @ 3,600rpm

Fuel economy, combined: 12.7L / 100km

Remaining fixtures
  • August 29 – UAE v Saudi Arabia, Hazza bin Zayed Stadium, Al Ain
  • September 5 – Iraq v UAE, Amman, Jordan (venue TBC)
ESSENTIALS

The flights 
Fly Etihad or Emirates from the UAE to Moscow from 2,763 return per person return including taxes. 
Where to stay 
Trips on the Golden Eagle Trans-Siberian cost from US$16,995 (Dh62,414) per person, based on two sharing.

The biog

Occupation: Key marker and auto electrician

Hometown: Ghazala, Syria

Date of arrival in Abu Dhabi: May 15, 1978

Family: 11 siblings, a wife, three sons and one daughter

Favourite place in UAE: Abu Dhabi

Favourite hobby: I like to do a mix of things, like listening to poetry for example.

Favourite Syrian artist: Sabah Fakhri, a tenor from Aleppo

Favourite food: fresh fish

Springtime in a Broken Mirror,
Mario Benedetti, Penguin Modern Classics

 

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Miss Granny

Director: Joyce Bernal

Starring: Sarah Geronimo, James Reid, Xian Lim, Nova Villa

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Sarfira

Director: Sudha Kongara Prasad

Starring: Akshay Kumar, Radhika Madan, Paresh Rawal 

Rating: 2/5

2018 ICC World Twenty20 Asian Western Regional Qualifier

The top three teams progress to the Asia Qualifier

Final: UAE beat Qatar by nine wickets

Third-place play-off: Kuwait beat Saudi Arabia by five runs

Table

1 UAE 5 5 0 10

2 Qatar 5 4 1 8

3 Saudi 5 3 2 6

4 Kuwait 5 2 3 4

5 Bahrain 5 1 4 2

6 Maldives 5 0 5 0