Have some laughs as the popular Irish comedian and storyteller Tommy Tiernan returns to Dubai to perform. Tiernan has frequently appeared on The Late Late Show and the Late Show With David Letterman. In 2009, he set a Guinness World Record for the longest stand-up comedy show by an individual, after a 36-hour, 15-minute show in Ireland. Tonight, doors open at 7pm, show starts at 9pm, from Dh175, Dubai Duty Free Tennis Stadium, Al Garhoud, Dubai, www.timeouttickets.com
Planto spend the weekend at the JLT Outdoor Cinema. Tomorrow kids will enjoy the animated fantasy Gnomes & Trolls, and on Saturday adults can see the romantic comedy Paris, je t'aime, starring Juliette Binoche. Tomorrow and Saturday, from 5pm, free, Jumeirah Lakes Towers, Dubai, www.facebook.com/jltoutdoorcinema
Visit The Market of Everything on Saturday. The event brings together designers, artists, craftsmen and sellers of vintage and second-hand treasures you don't see in Dubai every day. On Saturday, 11am to 5pm, The Archive, Safa Park, Dubai, 04 349 4033, www.thearchivedubai.tumblr.com
Get tickets to attend The Concert That Never Happened, featuring three hours of entertainment from five tribute acts to legendary performers: R Kelly, Cher, Madonna, Tina Turner and Lionel Richie. Tomorrow, doors open at 6pm, show starts at 7.30pm, from Dh150, Abu Dhabi Golf Club, Khalifa City, Abu Dhabi, 02 558 8990, www.adgolfclub.com
Attend Rooftop Rhythm's album release party. Cyphering Sounds features locally based performers, including Alton Ramsey, Sunnei Dais, Paul Roberts, Zainab Haif and Hiba Rasheed. At 7pm, Dh75, includes entrance, a copy of the album and finger foods, Chameleon Bar, Fairmont Bab Al Bahr, Abu Dhabi, reserve tickets at rooftoprhythmsAD@gmail.com
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