Russell Peters performs to a packed crowd at the Dubai International Exhibition Centre. Jeffrey E Biteng / The National
Russell Peters performs to a packed crowd at the Dubai International Exhibition Centre. Jeffrey E Biteng / The National

Review: Russell Peters in Dubai



It was such a relief to be able to throw political correctness out of the window and laugh my head off as Russell Peters made every kind of racially sensitive, stereotype-ridden joke he could think of.

That said, I will never sit in the first three rows at any of his gigs, because the Canadian comic loves to play with his food, striking up conversations with members of the audience that seem innocuous but then suddenly nosedive into sheer abuse. The jokes are so bad they make your toes curl (while you’re rolling about clutching your sides).

Peters was battling a cough on Tuesday night, the first of two sold-out shows at Dubai World Trade Centre as part of his Almost Famous world tour.

New York comic Gregg Rogell warmed up the audience before Peters took to the stage for the main event, and was able to elicit many laughs – but the biggest cheer he got came (shame on us) when he said he was finishing up.

Then Peters appeared, and did what he does best – picking on people in the audience by nationality (what better place than the UAE to do this?) until they squirm.

Peters: (To Arab man in national dress in the front row) What’s your name?

Man: Fahed.

Peters: What? Fathead?

Man: Fahed!

Peters: Why didn’t you say so before? What do you do?

Man: I am a diplomat.

Peters: (With a knowing glance at the audience) A diplomat! Do you wake up in the morning and go, ‘Yes, I will go diplomating today?’

Or this one:

Peters: “This guy is a poster for India, look at his face. You can see him saying [putting on a creepy voice and doing the “Indian head bobble”] ‘Come to India’.”

Man: I am not Indian. I am from Pakistan.

Peters: (Walking away, looking bored) Er, yeah, you’re Indian.

Yes, jokes like this are of questionable taste and are also of the sort that could, if misinterpreted, start a war, but everyone – Pakistanis and Indians included – went wild with appreciation. That’s because the minute he arrives on stage, the venue becomes a magical space where your race, religion and country of origin are all held against you but, somehow, you don’t mind. In fact, you are happy about it.

When it is over, you go home, suitably humiliated, in a state of cathartic bliss.

As one satisfied audience member put it at the end of the night, while wiping their eyes: “Ah, I really needed that.”

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Russell Peters performs again at Sheikh Rashid Hall, Dubai World Trade Centre, on Wednesday, January 20. The show is sold out

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The specs
Engine: 4.0-litre flat-six
Power: 510hp at 9,000rpm
Torque: 450Nm at 6,100rpm
Transmission: 7-speed PDK auto or 6-speed manual
Fuel economy, combined: 13.8L/100km
On sale: Available to order now
Price: From Dh801,800
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A State of Passion

Directors: Carol Mansour and Muna Khalidi

Stars: Dr Ghassan Abu-Sittah

Rating: 4/5

SPECS

Nissan 370z Nismo

Engine: 3.7-litre V6

Transmission: seven-speed automatic

Power: 363hp

Torque: 560Nm

Price: Dh184,500

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The five pillars of Islam

1. Fasting 

2. Prayer 

3. Hajj 

4. Shahada 

5. Zakat 

2025 Fifa Club World Cup groups

Group A: Palmeiras, Porto, Al Ahly, Inter Miami.

Group B: Paris Saint-Germain, Atletico Madrid, Botafogo, Seattle.

Group C: Bayern Munich, Auckland City, Boca Juniors, Benfica.

Group D: Flamengo, ES Tunis, Chelsea, Leon.

Group E: River Plate, Urawa, Monterrey, Inter Milan.

Group F: Fluminense, Borussia Dortmund, Ulsan, Mamelodi Sundowns.

Group G: Manchester City, Wydad, Al Ain, Juventus.

Group H: Real Madrid, Al Hilal, Pachuca, Salzburg.

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Tips on buying property during a pandemic

Islay Robinson, group chief executive of mortgage broker Enness Global, offers his advice on buying property in today's market.

While many have been quick to call a market collapse, this simply isn’t what we’re seeing on the ground. Many pockets of the global property market, including London and the UAE, continue to be compelling locations to invest in real estate.

While an air of uncertainty remains, the outlook is far better than anyone could have predicted. However, it is still important to consider the wider threat posed by Covid-19 when buying bricks and mortar. 

Anything with outside space, gardens and private entrances is a must and these property features will see your investment keep its value should the pandemic drag on. In contrast, flats and particularly high-rise developments are falling in popularity and investors should avoid them at all costs.

Attractive investment property can be hard to find amid strong demand and heightened buyer activity. When you do find one, be prepared to move hard and fast to secure it. If you have your finances in order, this shouldn’t be an issue.

Lenders continue to lend and rates remain at an all-time low, so utilise this. There is no point in tying up cash when you can keep this liquidity to maximise other opportunities. 

Keep your head and, as always when investing, take the long-term view. External factors such as coronavirus or Brexit will present challenges in the short-term, but the long-term outlook remains strong. 

Finally, keep an eye on your currency. Whenever currency fluctuations favour foreign buyers, you can bet that demand will increase, as they act to secure what is essentially a discounted property.

Du Football Champions

The fourth season of du Football Champions was launched at Gitex on Wednesday alongside the Middle East’s first sports-tech scouting platform.“du Talents”, which enables aspiring footballers to upload their profiles and highlights reels and communicate directly with coaches, is designed to extend the reach of the programme, which has already attracted more than 21,500 players in its first three years.

TO A LAND UNKNOWN

Director: Mahdi Fleifel

Starring: Mahmoud Bakri, Aram Sabbah, Mohammad Alsurafa

Rating: 4.5/5

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Sam Smith

Where: du Arena, Abu Dhabi

When: Saturday November 24

Rating: 4/5

How to get there

Emirates (www.emirates.com) flies directly to Hanoi, Vietnam, with fares starting from around Dh2,725 return, while Etihad (www.etihad.com) fares cost about Dh2,213 return with a stop. Chuong is 25 kilometres south of Hanoi.
 

THE BIO: Martin Van Almsick

Hometown: Cologne, Germany

Family: Wife Hanan Ahmed and their three children, Marrah (23), Tibijan (19), Amon (13)

Favourite dessert: Umm Ali with dark camel milk chocolate flakes

Favourite hobby: Football

Breakfast routine: a tall glass of camel milk