“Well, this year has been a little inconvenient,” Kiss singer Paul Stanley muttered midway through the band’s New Year’s Eve gig at Dubai's Atlantis, The Palm.
It was the only subtle moment in a ridiculously over-the-top performance that was fun and affecting.
Bidding goodbye to what can only be described as a torrid year for many, the world-famous rockers turned the hotel into "Dubai Rock City", with a two-hour set heavy on the effects and the hits.
When bassist Gene Simmons told The National the band were arriving with $1 million dollars of pyrotechnics, he wasn't kidding.
Not only could you see the show in all its blinding fury, the limited number of people on the ground could feel each furnace-like blast while standing more than 300 metres away from the massive stage that stood on top of the hotel’s infinity pool.
It was one of many dazzling production flourishes Kiss are known for. Say what you will about their now cartoonish appeal, they spare no expense in giving you a show.
This was a rock and roll circus in every aspect of the term. The band synchronised hits with various tricks, including levitating drum sets, guitars spewing fire, smoke machines and some good old-fashioned fake blood thrown into the mix.
If that sounds familiar, that's only because all the big rock tours we see now follow the Kiss playbook in one way or another.
And that’s not only linked to the production. Watching the band's 21-song set is akin to a sonic history lesson in rock evolution from the 1970s to the 1990s.
The killer opening combination of Detroit Rock City, Shout It Loud and Deuce traces the band's early roots as a hard-rocking bar band.
When Simmons delivers his guttural vocals over guitarist Stanley's thick guitar riffs in War Machine and Gods of Thunder, you begin to understand why sections of the UK press touted them as the American Black Sabbath.
And when Stanley's high-pitched wail and sensual croon made sublime work of the disco stomper I Was Made for Lovin' You and Strutter, you can see where some of your favourite arena rock bands came from.
Yet, despite all the fun and good-natured mayhem, there was no getting way from the fact that this show was being staged at the tailend of a devastating year for the live music industry.
The band performed without the Kiss Army, who usually make shows so special, and Dubai crowds had to make do with sitting far away, amid dozens of cameras, film crews and cranes, which only served to underline how difficult and challenging 2020 was for the music scene.
Then again, this is the reason why Kiss were the perfect band to end the year.
More than the hits and the chance to sing Rock and Roll All Nite at the stroke of 12, they gave us some of the reassurance a lot of us didn't know we needed.
There was that dose of certainty, something lacking in a year where every day seemingly brought a continuous stream of unwelcome surprises.
Kiss came to Dubai to pick up where they left off. With the exception of Strutter, their set list was identical to that of their last show in the US on March 10.
And seeing them out there on stage again, in the midst of the pandemic, kindled some sense of hope.
This is admittedly a strange feeling to experience upon seeing a bunch of elderly men in high heels and make-up, singing about partying every day.
But the fact that they took the necessary safety precautions to continue doing what they love is a lesson we can all take into 2021, no matter how tragically inconvenient the past year has been.
The President's Cake
Director: Hasan Hadi
Starring: Baneen Ahmad Nayyef, Waheed Thabet Khreibat, Sajad Mohamad Qasem
Rating: 4/5
Top tips
Create and maintain a strong bond between yourself and your child, through sensitivity, responsiveness, touch, talk and play. “The bond you have with your kids is the blueprint for the relationships they will have later on in life,” says Dr Sarah Rasmi, a psychologist.
Set a good example. Practise what you preach, so if you want to raise kind children, they need to see you being kind and hear you explaining to them what kindness is. So, “narrate your behaviour”.
Praise the positive rather than focusing on the negative. Catch them when they’re being good and acknowledge it.
Show empathy towards your child’s needs as well as your own. Take care of yourself so that you can be calm, loving and respectful, rather than angry and frustrated.
Be open to communication, goal-setting and problem-solving, says Dr Thoraiya Kanafani. “It is important to recognise that there is a fine line between positive parenting and becoming parents who overanalyse their children and provide more emotional context than what is in the child’s emotional development to understand.”
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Habibi Funk: An Eclectic Selection Of Music From The Arab World (Habibi Funk)
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PROFILE OF HALAN
Started: November 2017
Founders: Mounir Nakhla, Ahmed Mohsen and Mohamed Aboulnaga
Based: Cairo, Egypt
Sector: transport and logistics
Size: 150 employees
Investment: approximately $8 million
Investors include: Singapore’s Battery Road Digital Holdings, Egypt’s Algebra Ventures, Uber co-founder and former CTO Oscar Salazar
Farage on Muslim Brotherhood
Nigel Farage told Reform's annual conference that the party will proscribe the Muslim Brotherhood if he becomes Prime Minister.
"We will stop dangerous organisations with links to terrorism operating in our country," he said. "Quite why we've been so gutless about this – both Labour and Conservative – I don't know.
“All across the Middle East, countries have banned and proscribed the Muslim Brotherhood as a dangerous organisation. We will do the very same.”
It is 10 years since a ground-breaking report into the Muslim Brotherhood by Sir John Jenkins.
Among the former diplomat's findings was an assessment that “the use of extreme violence in the pursuit of the perfect Islamic society” has “never been institutionally disowned” by the movement.
The prime minister at the time, David Cameron, who commissioned the report, said membership or association with the Muslim Brotherhood was a "possible indicator of extremism" but it would not be banned.
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Who's who in Yemen conflict
Houthis: Iran-backed rebels who occupy Sanaa and run unrecognised government
Yemeni government: Exiled government in Aden led by eight-member Presidential Leadership Council
Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south
Habrish 'rebels': Tribal-backed forces feuding with STC over control of oil in government territory
Islamophobia definition
A widely accepted definition was made by the All Party Parliamentary Group on British Muslims in 2019: “Islamophobia is rooted in racism and is a type of racism that targets expressions of Muslimness or perceived Muslimness.” It further defines it as “inciting hatred or violence against Muslims”.
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Stars: Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande, Jonathan Bailey
Profile
Company: Justmop.com
Date started: December 2015
Founders: Kerem Kuyucu and Cagatay Ozcan
Sector: Technology and home services
Based: Jumeirah Lake Towers, Dubai
Size: 55 employees and 100,000 cleaning requests a month
Funding: The company’s investors include Collective Spark, Faith Capital Holding, Oak Capital, VentureFriends, and 500 Startups.
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6.30pm: Handicap (TB) $68,000 (Dirt) 1,200m
7.05pm: Meydan Cup – Listed Handicap (TB) $88,000 (Turf) 2,810m
7.40pm: UAE 2000 Guineas – Group 3 (TB) $125,000 (D) 1,600m
8.15pm: Firebreak Stakes – Group 3 (TB) $130,000 (D) 1,600m
9.50pm: Meydan Classic – Conditions (TB) $$50,000 (T) 1,400m
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RESULT
Al Hilal 4 Persepolis 0
Khribin (31', 54', 89'), Al Shahrani 40'
Red card: Otayf (Al Hilal, 49')
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FINAL LEADERBOARD
1. Jordan Spieth (USA) 65 69 65 69 - 12-under-par
2. Matt Kuchar (USA) 65 71 66 69 - 9-under
3. Li Haotong (CHN) 69 73 69 63 - 6-under
T4. Rory McIlroy (NIR) 71 68 69 67 - 5-under
T4. Rafael Cabrera-Bello (ESP) 67 73 67 68 - 5-under
T6. Marc Leishman (AUS) 69 76 66 65 - 4-under
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T6. Brooks Koepka (USA) 65 72 68 71 - 4-under
T6. Branden Grace (RSA) 70 74 62 70 - 4-under
T6. Alexander Noren (SWE) 68 72 69 67 - 4-under
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- Discounts on sales price of off-plan units
- Flexible payment plans from developers
- Mortgages with better interest rates, faster approval times and reduced fees
- DLD registration fee can be paid through banks or credit cards at zero interest rates
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BMW M5 specs
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