Sandwash, a Dubai-based rock band, have "big dreams, namely to be big enough to meet Megan Fox," says Michael Fillon, their lead singer and chief spokesman.
For now, though, they are thinking small. A first pressing of around 500 copies of Master Blaster Hole, the band's debut album, trickled into record shops (principally branches of Virgin Megastore) around the nation late last month. One of Sandwash's previous singles, Alabaster, has received a smattering of airplay on local radio stations. October, their new single, will be released later this month.
Master Blaster Hole had been six years in the making. The release is self-funded, although Fillon says "it's a $1m album produced for the price of an Xbox".
Not everyone agrees. Rolling Stone Middle East awarded the album a one-star rating in the "Unsigned" section of its review pages, describing it as "bewildering" and suggesting that Sandwash "need to work on developing an identity of their own", after name-checking Green Day, Blink 182 and Robert Palmer as identifiable influences.
The band, currently a four-piece, started out as a punk outfit at the American University of Dubai in 2004, a campus that was to provide a small patch of fertile ground in an otherwise arid musical landscape. The metal band Nervecell, another regular of Dubai's underground scene, also emerged from the same period and the same campus.
"The scene here is a lot healthier than it was a few years ago," Fillon tells me as he reminisces about those first tricky steps to stardom. Nevertheless, the band still has plenty of ground to cover.
Sandwash will make a couple of promotional outings later this month, the first in Dubai on December 17, although the performance they would dearly love to give is in the capital on the 16th, supporting Guns N' Roses. Indeed, Fillon holds out some hope that this unlikely turn of events may yet happen. "We've contacted Flash [the promoters of the event]," he explains. Axl Rose and company, he adds, are the band's number-one heroes. "We'd love to meet them."
I ask what he would say if they did end up hanging out backstage. "I'd want to know three things," he replies without pausing for thought. "I'd want to ask Axl if he could find it within him to forgive Slash [Guns N' Roses' former lead guitarist]. I'd want to ask how cool it was to appear in the video for Don't Cry [one of two 1991 music videos made by the band in which the model Stephanie Seymour appeared] and I'd want to talk to him about the lyrics to Estranged." The song features the line "old at heart but I'm only 28 and I'm much too young to let love break my heart." Fillon is 29 years old.
While he awaits news of any last-minute openings on Yas Island, Fillon has time to contemplate what he describes as the difficult birth of their debut album, a turbulent period when the band's creative differences bubbled close to the surface. After one disagreement, the band's drummer (Fillon's brother, Jay), vanished. "He went to China to find himself, but he found out that he didn't like doing his own laundry."
"I kept fighting with Pavel too," Fillon says, of Pavel Duzhnikov, Sandwash's current bass player. "He wants our sound to be more metal. I prefer an old-school vibe." He lists the Beatles and Led Zeppelin as two of his key influences. "We've run through three different bass players," he adds. "Crom, our original bassist, was in seven different bands at one stage." But Fillon has, by his own admission, a possessive streak and couldn't bear to see his beloved bassist playing away from home. Divorce was inevitable.
"We are," he concludes, "about as rock and roll as it gets in Dubai."
Sandwash's music talks, Fillon says, about growing up in Dubai. The brothers arrived in the emirate 20 years ago from Marikina in the Philippines.
"We've lived here since we were kids. The songs are based on our experiences as teenagers and adults in this fast-paced environment.
"When we first moved here, they were dry days for the music scene. We thought it was such a big thing when Bryan Adams turned up for the first time all those years ago." The Canadian rocker will, of course, be back in the Emirates in just a few days time.
Fillon also says his lyrics speak to the universal themes of relationships, break-ups and wanting girls you can't have - including, one assumes, Megan Fox, the recently married Hollywood star of the first two Transformers movie releases.
"She is the ultimate rock chick," Fillon enthuses. "The best part of being famous is you get the chance to meet the people you see on TV.
"Of course, we have serious aspirations to do something great with our music, but we also want to meet the people we most admire. We know we'll have made it when we're sitting in the same room as Megan Fox. She is top of our ladder of importance."
That "ladder of importance"- a sort of social-climbing index for a young bunch of Dubai dreamers - also includes Barack Obama, Susan Boyle and Simon Cowell. "Eventually, we want to be backstage with Susan Boyle, having dinner with the Obamas and in Megan Fox's bedroom."
So it's not just about hanging with the beautiful people then? "Oh no, we'd love to be trashed by Simon Cowell." As for Susan Boyle? "She is a very courageous person."
Ain Dubai in numbers
126: The length in metres of the legs supporting the structure
1 football pitch: The length of each permanent spoke is longer than a professional soccer pitch
16 A380 Airbuses: The equivalent weight of the wheel rim.
9,000 tonnes: The amount of steel used to construct the project.
5 tonnes: The weight of each permanent spoke that is holding the wheel rim in place
192: The amount of cable wires used to create the wheel. They measure a distance of 2,4000km in total, the equivalent of the distance between Dubai and Cairo.
It's Monty Python's Crashing Rocket Circus
To the theme tune of the famous zany British comedy TV show, SpaceX has shown exactly what can go wrong when you try to land a rocket.
The two minute video posted on YouTube is a compilation of crashes and explosion as the company, created by billionaire Elon Musk, refined the technique of reusable space flight.
SpaceX is able to land its rockets on land once they have completed the first stage of their mission, and is able to resuse them multiple times - a first for space flight.
But as the video, How Not to Land an Orbital Rocket Booster, demonstrates, it was a case if you fail, try and try again.
The White Lotus: Season three
Creator: Mike White
Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell
Rating: 4.5/5
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Champions League quarter-final, first leg
Ajax v Juventus, Wednesday, 11pm (UAE)
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Winner: Hot Rod Charlie, William Buick, Doug O’Neill
8.55pm: Al Bastakiya Trial – Conditions (TB) $60,000 (D) 1,900m
Winner: Withering, Adrie de Vries, Fawzi Nass
9.30pm: Balanchine – Group 2 (TB) $180,000 (T) 1,800m
Winner: Creative Flair, William Buick, Charlie Appleby
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In 2016, the Shaded Dome was awarded with the 'De Vernufteling' people's choice award, an annual prize by the Dutch Association of Consulting Engineers and the Royal Netherlands Society of Engineers for the most innovative project by a Dutch engineering firm.
It was assigned by the Dutch Ministry of Defence to modify the Shaded Dome to make it suitable for ballistic protection. Royal HaskoningDHV, one of the companies which designed the dome, is an independent international engineering and project management consultancy, leading the way in sustainable development and innovation.
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It aims to minimise the impact on the environment by leading by example in its projects in sustainable development and innovation, to become part of the solution to a more sustainable society now and into the future.
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The biog
Job: Fitness entrepreneur, body-builder and trainer
Favourite superhero: Batman
Favourite quote: We must become the change we want to see, by Mahatma Gandhi.
Favourite car: Lamborghini
The lowdown
Bohemian Rhapsody
Director: Bryan Singer
Starring: Rami Malek, Lucy Boynton, Gwilym Lee
Rating: 3/5
Factfile on Garbine Muguruza:
Name: Garbine Muguruza (ESP)
World ranking: 15 (will rise to 5 on Monday)
Date of birth: October 8, 1993
Place of birth: Caracas, Venezuela
Place of residence: Geneva, Switzerland
Height: 6ft (1.82m)
Career singles titles: 4
Grand Slam titles: 2 (French Open 2016, Wimbledon 2017)
Career prize money: $13,928,719
Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
Reputation
Taylor Swift
(Big Machine Records)
'Joker'
Directed by: Todd Phillips
Starring: Joaquin Phoenix
Rating: Five out of five stars
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Other ways to buy used products in the UAE
UAE insurance firm Al Wathba National Insurance Company (AWNIC) last year launched an e-commerce website with a facility enabling users to buy car wrecks.
Bidders and potential buyers register on the online salvage car auction portal to view vehicles, review condition reports, or arrange physical surveys, and then start bidding for motors they plan to restore or harvest for parts.
Physical salvage car auctions are a common method for insurers around the world to move on heavily damaged vehicles, but AWNIC is one of the few UAE insurers to offer such services online.
For cars and less sizeable items such as bicycles and furniture, Dubizzle is arguably the best-known marketplace for pre-loved.
Founded in 2005, in recent years it has been joined by a plethora of Facebook community pages for shifting used goods, including Abu Dhabi Marketplace, Flea Market UAE and Arabian Ranches Souq Market while sites such as The Luxury Closet and Riot deal largely in second-hand fashion.
At the high-end of the pre-used spectrum, resellers such as Timepiece360.ae, WatchBox Middle East and Watches Market Dubai deal in authenticated second-hand luxury timepieces from brands such as Rolex, Hublot and Tag Heuer, with a warranty.