The changing of guards at Kungliga Slottet - the Royal Palace - in Stockholm, a setting for Jonas Jonasson's frantically energetic new novel. Lonely Planet
The changing of guards at Kungliga Slottet - the Royal Palace - in Stockholm, a setting for Jonas Jonasson's frantically energetic new novel. Lonely Planet
The changing of guards at Kungliga Slottet - the Royal Palace - in Stockholm, a setting for Jonas Jonasson's frantically energetic new novel. Lonely Planet
The changing of guards at Kungliga Slottet - the Royal Palace - in Stockholm, a setting for Jonas Jonasson's frantically energetic new novel. Lonely Planet

Charming and nonsensical: Jonas Jonasson’s new novel is just like his first


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Difficult Second Novels are, as a rule, all the more difficult if they come hot on the heels of an international blockbusting debut. Capitalising on success only means something if you can match it, and the odds of replicating that first-time triumph, both critically and commercially, are decidedly slim. Kinder voices may charge you with peaking too soon. Scoffers will write you off as a one-hit wonder.

Of course, one way of repeating success is by repeating the formula, which is to some extent what Jonas Jonasson has done with his follow-up to the bestselling The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared. His debut charted the antic exploits of Allan Karlsson, a man with an uncanny, Forrest Gump-like knack of having always been in the right place at the right time and privy to some of the 20th century’s most significant events.

The Girl Who Saved the King of Sweden offers up more of the same ludicrous coincidences and picaresque mayhem but with a younger protagonist and wider perspective.

Jonasson kick-starts the proceedings in a Soweto shanty town rife with disease and despair. We meet his heroine, Nombeko, an illiterate 14-year-old latrine emptier who, through her resourcefulness and preternatural intelligence, learns how to read and write, fend for herself and rise up through the ranks. In time she flees the township armed with a stash of smuggled diamonds – only to end up the prisoner and cleaner of an inept and constantly sozzled engineer in a top-secret nuclear research facility. Nombeko uses her wits to escape, but not before she has mastered Mandarin, swotted up on nuclear physics, hoodwinked Mossad and redirected an atomic missile.

Readers embarking on this novel expecting a less far-fetched read will have given up long before this point. Meanwhile, Jonasson is only just getting started. He splices the high jinks of Nombeko’s strand with that of two Swedes, Ingmar and Henrietta Qvist. Ingmar’s colleagues call him by his initials: “I wish you good luck in whatever kind of idiocy you’re planning to get up to this time, IQ,” one tells him. The idiocy involves an abrupt volte-face: from worshipping the King of Sweden to waging a zealous campaign to dethrone him. When Ingmar’s one-man struggle proves too taxing he instructs his twin boys (both named Holger and officially only one person) to continue his life’s work.

Nombeko is forced to abandon her goal of the National Library of Pretoria and instead changes course for Sweden, suddenly a nuclear nation. On the run from South African justice and two angry spooks, Nombeko teams up with Holger One and Two and learns of their plot to overthrow the monarchy. What originated as a playful caper descends into an elaborate farce, one involving a colourful cast, catastrophically high stakes and one madcap scene after another.

Much, then, like Jonasson’s first novel. Once again, his fictional characters rub shoulders with famous figures, in particular world statesmen such as P W Botha, Hu Jintao and “that peanut farmer and Baptist” Jimmy Carter. Along with the illustrious are a vibrant bunch of fabulists, CIA agents and Chinese stowaways, a Vietnam War deserter and a potato-farming countess. There is fun to be had in watching Nombeko effortlessly hoovering up knowledge and outwitting her tyrannous white superiors. In fact, a measured effortlessness pervades the whole book. Perhaps Jonasson’s method of dealing with his Difficult Second Novel was simply to remain unfazed by the pressure.

Both Jonasson’s novels serve as ample proof that contemporary Swedish writers aren’t programmed only to churn out grisly crime fiction. Jonasson’s The Man Who…/The Girl Who… titles are quirkier versions of Stieg Larsson’s three, and the African and Swedish locations of The Girl Who Saved the King of Sweden mirror Henning Mankell’s two crime scenes – and yet on each occasion Jonasson seems to have purposefully set out to create the antidote to Nordic Noir. Granted, there are smatterings of creative deaths (one man is bitten in half by a hippo, another is crushed by a statue of Lenin) and a seam of seriousness lurks underneath all the frivolity (the ­iniquity of apartheid, nuclear brinkmanship) but otherwise Jonasson ploughs his own furrow in a world in which “everything had gone ­topsy-turvy”.

The Girl Who Saved the King of Sweden lacks the pathos of its predecessor – that centenarian can’t live forever – and some of its scrapes grow tiresome. However, there is enough rambunctious energy and inventiveness to keep happy those that lapped up Jonasson’s debut. Don’t question the warped logic or plot convolutions and simply enjoy it for what it is: charming, riotous, effervescent nonsense.

Malcolm Forbes is a freelance essayist and reviewer.

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PROFILE OF HALAN

Started: November 2017

Founders: Mounir Nakhla, Ahmed Mohsen and Mohamed Aboulnaga

Based: Cairo, Egypt

Sector: transport and logistics

Size: 150 employees

Investment: approximately $8 million

Investors include: Singapore’s Battery Road Digital Holdings, Egypt’s Algebra Ventures, Uber co-founder and former CTO Oscar Salazar

Labour dispute

The insured employee may still file an ILOE claim even if a labour dispute is ongoing post termination, but the insurer may suspend or reject payment, until the courts resolve the dispute, especially if the reason for termination is contested. The outcome of the labour court proceedings can directly affect eligibility.


- Abdullah Ishnaneh, Partner, BSA Law 

In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe

Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010

Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille

Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm

Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year

Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”

Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners

TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013 

Results

5pm: Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 1,400m; Winner: Faiza, Sandro Paiva (jockey), Ali Rashid Al Raihe (trainer).

5.30pm: Handicap (TB) Dh90,000 1,400m; Winner: Greeley, Connor Beasley, Helal Al Alawi.

6pm: Emirates Fillies Classic Prestige (PA) Dh100,000 1,600m; Winner: Marzaga, Jim Crowley, Ana Mendez.

6.30pm: Emirates Colts Classic Prestige (PA) Dh100,000 1,600m; Winner: Jawaal, Jim Crowley, Majed Al Jahouri.

7pm: Wathba Stallions Cup Handicap (PA) Dh70,000 1,600m; Winner: AF Ashras, Tadhg O’Shea, Ernst Oertel.

7.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 2,200m; Winner: Somoud, Richard Mullen, Ahmed Al Mehairbi.

Skoda Superb Specs

Engine: 2-litre TSI petrol

Power: 190hp

Torque: 320Nm

Price: From Dh147,000

Available: Now

Asian Cup 2019

Quarter-final

UAE v Australia, Friday, 8pm, Hazza bin Zayed Stadium, Al Ain

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Why the Tourist Club?

Originally, The Club (which many people chose to call the “British Club”) was the only place where one could use the beach with changing rooms and a shower, and get refreshments.

In the early 1970s, the Government of Abu Dhabi wanted to give more people a place to get together on the beach, with some facilities for children. The place chosen was where the annual boat race was held, which Sheikh Zayed always attended and which brought crowds of locals and expatriates to the stretch of beach to the left of Le Méridien and the Marina.

It started with a round two-storey building, erected in about two weeks by Orient Contracting for Sheikh Zayed to use at one these races. Soon many facilities were planned and built, and members were invited to join.

Why it was called “Nadi Al Siyahi” is beyond me. But it is likely that one wanted to convey the idea that this was open to all comers. Because there was no danger of encountering alcohol on the premises, unlike at The Club, it was a place in particular for the many Arab expatriate civil servants to join. Initially the fees were very low and membership was offered free to many people, too.

Eventually there was a skating rink, bowling and many other amusements.

Frauke Heard-Bey is a historian and has lived in Abu Dhabi since 1968.

Recipe

Garlicky shrimp in olive oil
Gambas Al Ajillo

Preparation time: 5 to 10 minutes

Cooking time: 5 minutes

Serves 4

Ingredients

180ml extra virgin olive oil; 4 to 5 large cloves of garlic, minced or pureed (or 3 to 4 garlic scapes, roughly chopped); 1 or 2 small hot red chillies, dried (or ¼ teaspoon dried red chilli flakes); 400g raw prawns, deveined, heads removed and tails left intact; a generous splash of sweet chilli vinegar; sea salt flakes for seasoning; a small handful of fresh flat-leaf parsley, roughly chopped

Method

Heat the oil in a terracotta dish or frying pan. Once the oil is sizzling hot, add the garlic and chilli, stirring continuously for about 10 seconds until golden and aromatic.

Add a splash of sweet chilli vinegar and as it vigorously simmers, releasing perfumed aromas, add the prawns and cook, stirring a few times.

Once the prawns turn pink, after 1 or 2 minutes of cooking,  remove from the heat and season with sea salt flakes.

Once the prawns are cool enough to eat, scatter with parsley and serve with small forks or toothpicks as the perfect sharing starter. Finish off with crusty bread to soak up all that flavour-infused olive oil.

 

Volunteers offer workers a lifeline

Community volunteers have swung into action delivering food packages and toiletries to the men.

When provisions are distributed, the men line up in long queues for packets of rice, flour, sugar, salt, pulses, milk, biscuits, shaving kits, soap and telecom cards.

Volunteers from St Mary’s Catholic Church said some workers came to the church to pray for their families and ask for assistance.

Boxes packed with essential food items were distributed to workers in the Dubai Investments Park and Ras Al Khaimah camps last week. Workers at the Sonapur camp asked for Dh1,600 towards their gas bill.

“Especially in this year of tolerance we consider ourselves privileged to be able to lend a helping hand to our needy brothers in the Actco camp," Father Lennie Connully, parish priest of St Mary’s.

Workers spoke of their helplessness, seeing children’s marriages cancelled because of lack of money going home. Others told of their misery of being unable to return home when a parent died.

“More than daily food, they are worried about not sending money home for their family,” said Kusum Dutta, a volunteer who works with the Indian consulate.

Avatar: Fire and Ash

Director: James Cameron

Starring: Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Zoe Saldana

Rating: 4.5/5

Directed: Smeep Kang
Produced: Soham Rockstar Entertainment; SKE Production
Cast: Rishi Kapoor, Jimmy Sheirgill, Sunny Singh, Omkar Kapoor, Rajesh Sharma
Rating: Two out of five stars 

The specs

Engine: 4.0-litre V8 twin-turbocharged and three electric motors

Power: Combined output 920hp

Torque: 730Nm at 4,000-7,000rpm

Transmission: 8-speed dual-clutch automatic

Fuel consumption: 11.2L/100km

On sale: Now, deliveries expected later in 2025

Price: expected to start at Dh1,432,000

Terror attacks in Paris, November 13, 2015

- At 9.16pm, three suicide attackers killed one person outside the Atade de France during a foootball match between France and Germany- At 9.25pm, three attackers opened fire on restaurants and cafes over 20 minutes, killing 39 people- Shortly after 9.40pm, three other attackers launched a three-hour raid on the Bataclan, in which 1,500 people had gathered to watch a rock concert. In total, 90 people were killed- Salah Abdeslam, the only survivor of the terrorists, did not directly participate in the attacks, thought to be due to a technical glitch in his suicide vest- He fled to Belgium and was involved in attacks on Brussels in March 2016. He is serving a life sentence in France

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Moon Music

Artist: Coldplay

Label: Parlophone/Atlantic

Number of tracks: 10

Rating: 3/5

The candidates

Dr Ayham Ammora, scientist and business executive

Ali Azeem, business leader

Tony Booth, professor of education

Lord Browne, former BP chief executive

Dr Mohamed El-Erian, economist

Professor Wyn Evans, astrophysicist

Dr Mark Mann, scientist

Gina MIller, anti-Brexit campaigner

Lord Smith, former Cabinet minister

Sandi Toksvig, broadcaster

 

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Director: S Shankar

Producer: Lyca Productions; presented by Dharma Films

Cast: Rajnikanth, Akshay Kumar, Amy Jackson, Sudhanshu Pandey

Rating: 3.5/5 stars

Paatal Lok season two

Directors: Avinash Arun, Prosit Roy 

Stars: Jaideep Ahlawat, Ishwak Singh, Lc Sekhose, Merenla Imsong

Rating: 4.5/5

GOLF’S RAHMBO

- 5 wins in 22 months as pro
- Three wins in past 10 starts
- 45 pro starts worldwide: 5 wins, 17 top 5s
- Ranked 551th in world on debut, now No 4 (was No 2 earlier this year)
- 5th player in last 30 years to win 3 European Tour and 2 PGA Tour titles before age 24 (Woods, Garcia, McIlroy, Spieth)

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