Print media is dead, or so scream the tech-savvy whizz kids into their app-liking touch-screen online cellular MySpace devices. It's a line I've heard a few times, to which I usually respond in the only manner fit and proper for any journalist worth his salt: I put my fingers in my ears and go "la la la" very loudly.
While it may be true that many of us are now "consuming the news" digitally, I think there'll always be something that the newspaper has over anything on a screen. (And if you're reading this column online, you're missing out on the hilarious cut-out-and-keep models that come with the physical edition.)
Although I'll always be flying the flag for print, I have noticed a distinct change in behaviour over the years. This whole social-media-revolution thing has brought us Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit, Pinterest, Mashable, Dashable, Donner and Blixen - all lovely, shiny services for sharing stuff across the world with just one quick click.
And that's it these days - sharing. Not actually creating stuff - you know, the good old-fashioned making, writing, recording of genuine "content" . But simply providing increasingly elaborate manners in which it can be distributed online, along with an ever-growing array of options for how it can then be passed on again, be it with a tweet, a like, a digg, a plus one or a high five (OK, I made that one up). News stories now appear to be followed by a vast library of "sharing" options, each with their own colourful cutesy logo and hipster-friendly name. If someone had told me they had "tweeted" a story of mine a few years ago, I'd have spat in their face. Now, I'm expected to embrace them (perhaps with a Facebook "like").
Truth be told, I am a bit of a hater when it comes to the likes of Twitter (and to understand just how, you can follow me at @alexritman). Having had a good look around, I can safely say that at least 99 per cent of regular tweeters out there are simply forwarding on (sorry, I mean retweeting) other people's stories, often with a sarcastic comment that is almost always about as intelligent and/or amusing as athlete's foot. Back in the day, being a writer or journalist was considered cool(ish). The "in thing" now, it seems, is to simply be a "content conduit".
It'd be funny if, much like the children's game Chinese Whispers, each time a story was shared via social media, a word was secretly deleted or changed, so by the time a headline report about falling house prices was tweeted for the umpteenth time, it would be magically transformed into a story about a dwarf being attacked by a tin of sardines (or something).
I have a nightmare vision of a dystopian future, where there's only one person actually writing stuff, but there are 50 million others then moving this stuff across all known corners of the internet, from one "content aggregator" to another, giving people the opportunity to add their own (mostly illiterate) comment underneath before passing it on to others for further regurgitation.
Let's hope it doesn't happen. But if it does (and I'm not that one person), expect to see something along the lines of "Ritman This" at the bottom of any article. If you can't beat 'em …
aritman@thenational.ae
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TOP 5 DRIVERS 2019
1 Lewis Hamilton, Mercedes, 10 wins 387 points
2 Valtteri Bottas, Mercedes, 4 wins, 314 points
3 Max Verstappen, Red Bull, 3 wins, 260 points
4 Charles Leclerc, Ferrari, 2 wins, 249 points
5 Sebastian Vettel, Ferrari, 1 win, 230 points
UAE squad
Men's draw: Victor Scvortov and Khalifa Al Hosani, (both 73 kilograms), Sergiu Toma and Mihail Marchitan (90kg), Ivan Remarenco (100kg), Ahmed Al Naqbi (60kg), Musabah Al Shamsi and Ahmed Al Hosani (66kg)
Women’s draw: Maitha Al Neyadi (57kg)
Key products and UAE prices
iPhone XS
With a 5.8-inch screen, it will be an advance version of the iPhone X. It will be dual sim and comes with better battery life, a faster processor and better camera. A new gold colour will be available.
Price: Dh4,229
iPhone XS Max
It is expected to be a grander version of the iPhone X with a 6.5-inch screen; an inch bigger than the screen of the iPhone 8 Plus.
Price: Dh4,649
iPhone XR
A low-cost version of the iPhone X with a 6.1-inch screen, it is expected to attract mass attention. According to industry experts, it is likely to have aluminium edges instead of stainless steel.
Price: Dh3,179
Apple Watch Series 4
More comprehensive health device with edge-to-edge displays that are more than 30 per cent bigger than displays on current models.
Day 2, Abu Dhabi Test: At a glance
Moment of the day Dinesh Chandimal has inherited a challenging job, after being made Sri Lanka’s Test captain. He responded in perfect fashion, with an easy-natured century against Pakistan. He brought up three figures with a majestic cover drive, which he just stood and admired.
Stat of the day – 33 It took 33 balls for Dilruwan Perera to get off the mark. His time on zero was eventful enough. The Sri Lankan No 7 was given out LBW twice, but managed to have both decisions overturned on review. The TV replays showed both times that he had inside edged the ball onto his pad.
The verdict In the two previous times these two sides have met in Abu Dhabi, the Tests have been drawn. The docile nature of proceedings so far makes that the likely outcome again this time, but both sides will be harbouring thoughts that they can force their way into a winning position.
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RESULT
Huddersfield Town 1 Manchester City 2
Huddersfield: Otamendi (45' 1 og), van La Parra (red card 90' 6)
Man City: Agüero (47' pen), Sterling (84')
Man of the match: Christopher Schindler (Huddersfield Town)
SUZUME
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Red flags
- Promises of high, fixed or 'guaranteed' returns.
- Unregulated structured products or complex investments often used to bypass traditional safeguards.
- Lack of clear information, vague language, no access to audited financials.
- Overseas companies targeting investors in other jurisdictions - this can make legal recovery difficult.
- Hard-selling tactics - creating urgency, offering 'exclusive' deals.
Courtesy: Carol Glynn, founder of Conscious Finance Coaching
Roll of honour: Who won what in 2018/19?
West Asia Premiership: Winners – Bahrain; Runners-up – Dubai Exiles
UAE Premiership: Winners – Abu Dhabi Harlequins; Runners-up – Jebel Ali Dragons
Dubai Rugby Sevens: Winners – Dubai Hurricanes; Runners-up – Abu Dhabi Harlequins
UAE Conference: Winners – Dubai Tigers; Runners-up – Al Ain Amblers