Last weekend in Tokyo, a delegation of squash officials made a presentation for Olympic officials to consider its inclusion in Tokyo 2020.
The game is again putting itself out there, like some beauty show contestant, in the hope that it can be invited to the biggest party in sport.
So often have they tried that an Olympic bid has almost become one of squash’s majors alongside the World Open and the British Open. The difference is that it does not happen every year and nobody wins.
The sport was rejected in 2005, 2009 and 2013, soon after Tokyo was chosen as the host city for 2020.
Last year, though, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) announced they were allowing for an unspecified number of sports to be added to the Tokyo Games roster.
Eight sports made their case last weekend and squash is competing with baseball, softball, climbing, surfing, karate, wushu, 10-pin bowling (really?) and, potentially, skateboarding (the International Federation of Roller Sports has not publicly specified which roller sport).
It is an eccentric, almost absurd list in which each sport probably looks at the other sniffily and questions whether it is in fact a sport.
For instance, karate can outline a vast history and origins that date back centuries, but could lose out to skateboarding, which is as old as the Rolling Stones. That would burn.
Squash should at least be used to it. In its case, hope is cruel because, again, it seems as if they are building up only for a fall.
This month, the Professional Squash Association (PSA) claimed that squash reached out to more homes in more countries than ever before in the first half of this year.
Cleverly, the PSA took control of producing its broadcasts and has teamed up with broadcasters around the world to show the semis and finals of its biggest events on mainstream TV.
The numbers, as ever, are enthusiastic: 200 million homes, 88 countries. Difficult as they are to verify, I can at least count myself in that statistic. In May this year, I watched the final of the British Open – the sport’s Wimbledon – live on television for the first time in years.
Without being plugged into the sport and its rivalries, it was every bit as riveting as the sport has always been.
The broadcast has improved immeasurably, the white ball against glass courts overcoming what was an early TV problem of visibility.
The commentary was a little too fanboy-ish, as if every rally or stroke was a statement to the IOC. But it also had the kind of moments TV and fans love.
The Frenchman and runner-up Gregory Gaultier riffed off a John McEnroe bad-boy vibe throughout; the winner and world No 1 Mohammed Elshorbagy telephoned his coach Jonah Barrington during a break and, emboldened, came back to win. He then called him again in celebration.
It has much going for it, not least participation numbers across genders.
This time it is selling itself as a cheap, easy-to-accommodate option with cost cutting a big deal in the Olympic world at present.
It is unlikely to get in, though, as baseball and softball are the big favourites and, given their reach in Japan, it would appear almost inevitable that they take one spot.
The inclusion of surfing and roller sports on that shortlist betrays another awkward truth for squash in that, whatever it has going for it, however established it is, it perhaps lacks a central fashionability.
It is just there, not especially old or new, as just another racquet sport that everyone plays, not a specific, marketable demographic.
In between Games, the Olympics can feel like an anachronism in the sporting world. They are important, but perhaps more self important and even a little out of touch.
It is easy to see how, in considering and possibly inducting sports such as surfing or skateboarding, the Olympics are aiding themselves in feeling relevant.
osamiuddin@thenational.ae
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Saturday (UAE kick-off times)
Watford v Leicester City (3.30pm)
Brighton v Arsenal (6pm)
West Ham v Wolves (8.30pm)
Bournemouth v Crystal Palace (10.45pm)
Sunday
Newcastle United v Sheffield United (5pm)
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Although social media can be harmful to our mental health, paradoxically, one of the antidotes comes with the many social-media accounts devoted to normalising mental-health struggles. With Hope UAE is one of them.
The group, which has about 3,600 followers, was started three years ago by five Emirati women to address the stigma surrounding the subject. Via Instagram, the group recently began featuring personal accounts by Emiratis. The posts are written under the hashtag #mymindmatters, along with a black-and-white photo of the subject holding the group’s signature red balloon.
“Depression is ugly,” says one of the users, Amani. “It paints everything around me and everything in me.”
Saaed, meanwhile, faces the daunting task of caring for four family members with psychological disorders. “I’ve had no support and no resources here to help me,” he says. “It has been, and still is, a one-man battle against the demons of fractured minds.”
In addition to With Hope UAE’s frank social-media presence, the group holds talks and workshops in Dubai. “Change takes time,” Reem Al Ali, vice chairman and a founding member of With Hope UAE, told The National earlier this year. “It won’t happen overnight, and it will take persistent and passionate people to bring about this change.”
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2015 Beijing
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New process leads to panic among jobseekers
As a UAE-based travel agent who processes tourist visas from the Philippines, Jennifer Pacia Gado is fielding a lot of calls from concerned travellers just now. And they are all asking the same question.
“My clients are mostly Filipinos, and they [all want to know] about good conduct certificates,” says the 34-year-old Filipina, who has lived in the UAE for five years.
Ms Gado contacted the Philippines Embassy to get more information on the certificate so she can share it with her clients. She says many are worried about the process and associated costs – which could be as high as Dh500 to obtain and attest a good conduct certificate from the Philippines for jobseekers already living in the UAE.
“They are worried about this because when they arrive here without the NBI [National Bureau of Investigation] clearance, it is a hassle because it takes time,” she says.
“They need to go first to the embassy to apply for the application of the NBI clearance. After that they have go to the police station [in the UAE] for the fingerprints. And then they will apply for the special power of attorney so that someone can finish the process in the Philippines. So it is a long process and more expensive if you are doing it from here.”
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PSA DUBAI WORLD SERIES FINALS LINE-UP
Men’s:
Mohamed El Shorbagy (EGY)
Ali Farag (EGY)
Simon Rosner (GER)
Tarek Momen (EGY)
Miguel Angel Rodriguez (COL)
Gregory Gaultier (FRA)
Karim Abdel Gawad (EGY)
Nick Matthew (ENG)
Women's:
Nour El Sherbini (EGY)
Raneem El Welily (EGY)
Nour El Tayeb (EGY)
Laura Massaro (ENG)
Joelle King (NZE)
Camille Serme (FRA)
Nouran Gohar (EGY)
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How to keep control of your emotions
If your investment decisions are being dictated by emotions such as fear, greed, hope, frustration and boredom, it is time for a rethink, Chris Beauchamp, chief market analyst at online trading platform IG, says.
Greed
Greedy investors trade beyond their means, open more positions than usual or hold on to positions too long to chase an even greater gain. “All too often, they incur a heavy loss and may even wipe out the profit already made.
Tip: Ignore the short-term hype, noise and froth and invest for the long-term plan, based on sound fundamentals.
Fear
The risk of making a loss can cloud decision-making. “This can cause you to close out a position too early, or miss out on a profit by being too afraid to open a trade,” he says.
Tip: Start with a plan, and stick to it. For added security, consider placing stops to reduce any losses and limits to lock in profits.
Hope
While all traders need hope to start trading, excessive optimism can backfire. Too many traders hold on to a losing trade because they believe that it will reverse its trend and become profitable.
Tip: Set realistic goals. Be happy with what you have earned, rather than frustrated by what you could have earned.
Frustration
Traders can get annoyed when the markets have behaved in unexpected ways and generates losses or fails to deliver anticipated gains.
Tip: Accept in advance that asset price movements are completely unpredictable and you will suffer losses at some point. These can be managed, say, by attaching stops and limits to your trades.
Boredom
Too many investors buy and sell because they want something to do. They are trading as entertainment, rather than in the hope of making money. As well as making bad decisions, the extra dealing charges eat into returns.
Tip: Open an online demo account and get your thrills without risking real money.
Juvenile arthritis
Along with doctors, families and teachers can help pick up cases of arthritis in children.
Most types of childhood arthritis are known as juvenile idiopathic arthritis. JIA causes pain and inflammation in one or more joints for at least six weeks.
Dr Betina Rogalski said "The younger the child the more difficult it into pick up the symptoms. If the child is small, it may just be a bit grumpy or pull its leg a way or not feel like walking,” she said.
According to The National Institute of Arthritis and Musculoskeletal and Skin Diseases in US, the most common symptoms of juvenile arthritis are joint swelling, pain, and stiffness that doesn’t go away. Usually it affects the knees, hands, and feet, and it’s worse in the morning or after a nap.
Limping in the morning because of a stiff knee, excessive clumsiness, having a high fever and skin rash are other symptoms. Children may also have swelling in lymph nodes in the neck and other parts of the body.
Arthritis in children can cause eye inflammation and growth problems and can cause bones and joints to grow unevenly.
In the UK, about 15,000 children and young people are affected by arthritis.
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