Sometimes the only reaction to the impertinence of youth is to marvel.
Consider events in injury time at Loftus Road on Saturday.
Fed by Angel Di Maria, James Wilson broke clear and the 19-year-old striker, a veteran of three Premier League starts, had two teammates in more central positions.
One was Di Maria, the £59.7 million (Dh332.4m) signing who is the most expensive player in the history of English football.
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The other was Radamel Falcao, one of the great scorers of his generation and a man whose last permanent transfer cost Monaco £51m.
Wilson ignored the £110m pair, took a shot and, after Queens Park Rangers goalkeeper Robert Green parried the initial effort back into Wilson’s path, he shot again and scored.
When the youngster wheeled away to celebrate, Falcao froze and took a couple of seconds to move in Wilson’s direction.
He had needed time to shake off the sense of disbelief that the substitute had not passed.
But perhaps Wilson remembered the occasion when he did centre, seemingly giving Falcao an open goal, but the Colombian swiped at thin air and missed.
Replays showed Rangers defender Steven Caulker had got the slightest of touches to apply a vital, if barely visible, deflection.
Falcao was not at fault but the sight of the Colombian proving unable to finish from four yards seemed to sum up his sudden sense of impotence.
Such is the sad gulf between reputation and reality.
Falcao arrived at Old Trafford with a status as one of the world’s most feared forwards, the scorer of 155 goals in 200 games for Porto, Atletico Madrid and Monaco.
In 14 matches for Manchester United he has delivered three.
United coach Louis van Gaal, who has never been one to accept the judgements of others, dropped Falcao from the 18 for last week’s defeat to Southampton.
If that seemed a piece of point-scoring – the substitutes included three central defenders, but only one attacker – it is increasingly hard to argue he merits a place in United’s strongest side.
He was only recalled against Rangers because of Robin van Persie’s absence.
Their time together suggests that two players who lack pace and who want to operate as the main central striker are incompatible.
Van Persie is the superior footballer, while Falcao, rather than looking the finest centre-forward on the planet, is starting to resemble the late-period Fernando Torres, another Atletico Madrid striker whose powers deserted him along with his pace after injuries.
Much as Falcao insists his fitness problems are in the past, the suspicion grows that so, too, are his glory days.
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The knee injury he had last January seems one setback too many and because his striking instincts remain – his brain works quickly but his legs do not – he cuts a frustrated figure.
He is almost scoring goals, almost reaching crosses, almost beating defenders; his timing is fractionally off but fractions are everything in his business.
Perhaps, and this is the optimistic scenario, Falcao will be back to his best next season and maybe his loan spell at United will prove recuperative and restorative.
The only positive United should derive is that they did not pay £50m up front for a man who soon turns 29.
Rather they secured a one-season loan, at the cost of £6m, with an option to purchase for £44m.
If they do want to extend his stay at Old Trafford – and nothing suggests they should – they at least have the chance to renegotiate his fee: the Falcao of this season is not worth £44m.
His representative, Jorge Mendes, may insist Falcao would get in any team in the world, but this version would not.
The fact that the semi-fit Colombian is even at Old Trafford should show United that, as Manchester City, Blackburn Rovers and QPR can testify, it is dangerous when clubs develop too close a relationship with one agent and Mendes, whose clients include Di Maria, David de Gea and Cristiano Ronaldo, is more of a super-agent.
United were seduced by Falcao’s Hollywood looks, natural charm and enviable scoring record, and ignored the loss of his sharpness.
While his predatory knack means he may yet get a vital goal, the sense is that United would have been better off without Falcao and with Danny Welbeck, the man they traded away in September.
The Mancunian does not have the scoring pedigree but he offered pace, versatility and unselfishness, which Falcao does not.
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How to protect yourself when air quality drops
Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
Liverpool’s fixtures until end of 2019
Saturday, November 30, Brighton (h)
Wednesday, December 4, Everton (h)
Saturday, December 7, Bournemouth (a)
Tuesday, December 10, Salzburg (a) CL
Saturday, December 14, Watford (h)
Tuesday, December 17, Aston Villa (a) League Cup
Wednesday, December 18, Club World Cup in Qatar
Saturday, December 21, Club World Cup in Qatar
Thursday, December 26, Leicester (a)
Sunday, December 29, Wolves (h)
if you go
The flights
Direct flights from the UAE to the Nepalese capital, Kathmandu, are available with Air Arabia, (www.airarabia.com) Fly Dubai (www.flydubai.com) or Etihad (www.etihad.com) from Dh1,200 return including taxes. The trek described here started from Jomson, but there are many other start and end point variations depending on how you tailor your trek. To get to Jomson from Kathmandu you must first fly to the lake-side resort town of Pokhara with either Buddha Air (www.buddhaair.com) or Yeti Airlines (www.yetiairlines.com). Both charge around US$240 (Dh880) return. From Pokhara there are early morning flights to Jomson with Yeti Airlines or Simrik Airlines (www.simrikairlines.com) for around US$220 (Dh800) return.
The trek
Restricted area permits (US$500 per person) are required for trekking in the Upper Mustang area. The challenging Meso Kanto pass between Tilcho Lake and Jomson should not be attempted by those without a lot of mountain experience and a good support team. An excellent trekking company with good knowledge of Upper Mustang, the Annaurpuna Circuit and Tilcho Lake area and who can help organise a version of the trek described here is the Nepal-UK run Snow Cat Travel (www.snowcattravel.com). Prices vary widely depending on accommodation types and the level of assistance required.
Mohammed bin Zayed Majlis
HUNGARIAN GRAND PRIX RESULT
1. Sebastian Vettel, Ferrari 1:39:46.713
2. Kimi Raikkonen, Ferrari 00:00.908
3. Valtteri Bottas, Mercedes-GP 00:12.462
4. Lewis Hamilton, Mercedes-GP 00:12.885
5. Max Verstappen, Red Bull Racing 00:13.276
6. Fernando Alonso, McLaren 01:11.223
7. Carlos Sainz Jr, Toro Rosso 1 lap
8. Sergio Perez, Force India 1 lap
9. Esteban Ocon, Force India 1 lap
10. Stoffel Vandoorne, McLaren 1 lap
11. Daniil Kvyat, Toro Rosso 1 lap
12. Jolyon Palmer, Renault 1 lap
13. Kevin Magnussen, Haas 1 lap
14. Lance Stroll, Williams 1 lap
15. Pascal Wehrlein, Sauber 2 laps
16. Marcus Ericsson, Sauber 2 laps
17r. Nico Huelkenberg, Renault 3 laps
r. Paul Di Resta, Williams 10 laps
r. Romain Grosjean, Haas 50 laps
r. Daniel Ricciardo, Red Bull Racing 70 laps
Stage 2 results
1 Caleb Ewan (AUS) Lotto Soudal 04:18:18
2 Sam Bennett (IRL) Deceuninck-QuickStep 00:00:02
3 Arnaud Demare (FRA) Groupama-FDJ 00:00:04
4 Diego Ulissi (ITA) UAE Team Emirates
5 Rick Zabel (GER) Israel Start-Up Nation
General Classification
1 Caleb Ewan (AUS) Lotto Soudal 07:47:19
2 Sam Bennett (IRL) Deceuninck-QuickStep 00:00:12
3 Arnaud Demare (FRA) Groupama-FDJ 00:00:16
4 Nikolai Cherkasov (RUS) Gazprom-Rusvelo 00:00:17
5 Alexey Lutsensko (KAZ) Astana Pro Team 00:00:19
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Price, base: Dh429,090
Engine 4.0-litre twin-turbo V8
Transmission Seven-speed automatic
Power 510hp @ 5,500rpm
Torque 700Nm @ 1,750rpm
Fuel economy, combined 9.2L / 100km
Ponti
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Guns N’ Roses’s last gig before Abu Dhabi was in Hong Kong on November 21. We were there – and here’s what they played, and in what order. You were warned.
- It’s So Easy
- Mr Brownstone
- Chinese Democracy
- Welcome to the Jungle
- Double Talkin’ Jive
- Better
- Estranged
- Live and Let Die (Wings cover)
- Slither (Velvet Revolver cover)
- Rocket Queen
- You Could Be Mine
- Shadow of Your Love
- Attitude (Misfits cover)
- Civil War
- Coma
- Love Theme from The Godfather (movie cover)
- Sweet Child O’ Mine
- Wichita Lineman (Jimmy Webb cover)
- Wish You Were Here (instrumental Pink Floyd cover)
- November Rain
- Black Hole Sun (Soundgarden cover)
- Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door (Bob Dylan cover)
- Nightrain
Encore:
- Patience
- Don’t Cry
- The Seeker (The Who cover)
- Paradise City
TICKETS
Tickets start at Dh100 for adults, while children can enter free on the opening day. For more information, visit www.mubadalawtc.com.
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TRAP
Starring: Josh Hartnett, Saleka Shyamalan, Ariel Donaghue
Director: M Night Shyamalan
Rating: 3/5
UAE squad
Rohan Mustafa (captain), Ashfaq Ahmed, Ghulam Shabber, Rameez Shahzad, Mohammed Boota, Mohammed Usman, Adnan Mufti, Shaiman Anwar, Ahmed Raza, Imran Haider, Qadeer Ahmed, Mohammed Naveed, Amir Hayat, Zahoor Khan
The Perfect Couple
Starring: Nicole Kidman, Liev Schreiber, Jack Reynor
Creator: Jenna Lamia
Rating: 3/5
The specs: 2017 GMC Sierra 1500 Denali
Price, base / as tested Dh207,846 / Dh220,000
Engine 6.2L V8
Transmission Eight-speed automatic
Power 420hp @ 5,600rpm
Torque 624Nm @ 4,100rpm
Fuel economy, combined 13.5L / 100km
The Cairo Statement
1: Commit to countering all types of terrorism and extremism in all their manifestations
2: Denounce violence and the rhetoric of hatred
3: Adhere to the full compliance with the Riyadh accord of 2014 and the subsequent meeting and executive procedures approved in 2014 by the GCC
4: Comply with all recommendations of the Summit between the US and Muslim countries held in May 2017 in Saudi Arabia.
5: Refrain from interfering in the internal affairs of countries and of supporting rogue entities.
6: Carry out the responsibility of all the countries with the international community to counter all manifestations of extremism and terrorism that threaten international peace and security
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