The National Football League is designed to create parity. Run by billionaires and corporations, the owners long ago embraced a socialist model for their toy: spread the riches, underwrite the poor.
From its first television revenue-sharing deal more than 50 years ago, to its reward-the-losers draft, to its salary cap, the have-nots receive every opportunity to succeed.
How, then, to explain the Buffalo Bills? They have not had a sniff of the play-offs since the last century – 15 seasons, the longest-running play-off drought in the NFL.
But they are not alone in their futility. The American Football Conference is awash in teams that manage to blow their draft picks, hire flawed coaches, make JP Losman their quarterback and avoid a top-six spot in the AFC year after year.
The Cleveland Browns and Oakland Raiders are 12 years removed from a play-off appearance. The Jacksonville Jaguars are seven years out, and the Tennessee Titans and Miami Dolphins are working on six-year streaks.
Two of those teams start the season thinking they have a chance to end the frustration, and they both reside in the AFC East – Miami and, yes, long-suffering Buffalo.
“I think we’re going to be in the play-offs this year,” new Bills coach Rex Ryan, formerly of the New York Jets, said at his first news conference. “I can guarantee you one thing, teams aren’t going to want to play us.”
Boosted by a sturdy defence, the Bills went 9-7 last year, so Ryan may have a point – or, perhaps, a blind spot. The team has turned to an unproven quarterback, Tyrod Taylor, who somehow beat out last year’s starter EJ Manuel and journeyman Matt Cassel for the job. “Unproven quarterback” and “play-offs” do not often mix.
It is the Dolphins who appear better positioned, after an 8-8 season, to re-join the play-off party. The Miami defence was solid last year and is likely better this year. Their quarterback, Ryan Tannehill, enters his fourth year on a decided career upswing with 27 touchdowns, 12 interceptions last year.
As for Cleveland, Oakland, Jacksonville and Tennessee, what is one more year on the outside looking in?
Where parity seems to work best is at the top – dragging teams out of the play-offs. The longest current play-off streak in the AFC is six years, held by the New England Patriots. In the NFC, only the Green Bay Packers can match it. The Denver Broncos and Cincinnati Bengals each have four consecutive appearances.
Apparently, it is easier to stay bad than to stay good.
That said, do not look for much play-off turnover in the AFC this season. With New England quarterback Tom Brady winning the all-important pre-season legal battle to vacate his four-game “Deflategate” suspension, the defending Super Bowl champions should grab one spot.
The Indianapolis Colts, losers of the AFC title game, continue to gather strength around the league’s best young quarterback, Andrew Luck. The Pittsburgh Steelers still seem one, giant offensive step better than their fellow play-off teams from the AFC North, the defensively loaded Baltimore Ravens and Cincinnati Bengals.
It is increasingly an offence-first league. No fire power, no chance to win all those fourth-quarter shootouts.
In the AFC West, Denver quarterback Peyton Manning will try to avoid Kansas City Chiefs sack master Justin Houston as they vie for the division title and an automatic play-off berth.
Parity-shmarity. The division winners will be New England, Pittsburgh, Indianapolis and Kansas City. The wild cards will go to Miami and Denver.
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The Al Jazira playmaker has for some time been tipped for stardom within UAE football, with Quique Sanchez Flores, his former manager at Al Ahli, once labelling him a “genius”. He was only 17. Now 23, Mubarak has developed into a crafty supplier of chances, evidenced by his seven assists in six league matches this season. Still to display his class at international level, though.
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The Al Ain attacking midfielder has become a regular starter for his club in the past 15 months. Yaslam, 23, is a tidy and intelligent player, technically proficient with an eye for opening up defences. Developed while alongside Abdulrahman in the Al Ain first-team and has progressed well since manager Zoran Mamic’s arrival. However, made his UAE debut only last December.
Ismail Matar
The Al Wahda forward is revered by teammates and a key contributor to the squad. At 35, his best days are behind him, but Matar is incredibly experienced and an example to his colleagues. His ability to cope with tournament football is a concern, though, despite Matar beginning the season well. Not a like-for-like replacement, although the system could be adjusted to suit.
Will the pound fall to parity with the dollar?
The idea of pound parity now seems less far-fetched as the risk grows that Britain may split away from the European Union without a deal.
Rupert Harrison, a fund manager at BlackRock, sees the risk of it falling to trade level with the dollar on a no-deal Brexit. The view echoes Morgan Stanley’s recent forecast that the currency can plunge toward $1 (Dh3.67) on such an outcome. That isn’t the majority view yet – a Bloomberg survey this month estimated the pound will slide to $1.10 should the UK exit the bloc without an agreement.
New Prime Minister Boris Johnson has repeatedly said that Britain will leave the EU on the October 31 deadline with or without an agreement, fuelling concern the nation is headed for a disorderly departure and fanning pessimism toward the pound. Sterling has fallen more than 7 per cent in the past three months, the worst performance among major developed-market currencies.
“The pound is at a much lower level now but I still think a no-deal exit would lead to significant volatility and we could be testing parity on a really bad outcome,” said Mr Harrison, who manages more than $10 billion in assets at BlackRock. “We will see this game of chicken continue through August and that’s likely negative for sterling,” he said about the deadlocked Brexit talks.
The pound fell 0.8 per cent to $1.2033 on Friday, its weakest closing level since the 1980s, after a report on the second quarter showed the UK economy shrank for the first time in six years. The data means it is likely the Bank of England will cut interest rates, according to Mizuho Bank.
The BOE said in November that the currency could fall even below $1 in an analysis on possible worst-case Brexit scenarios. Options-based calculations showed around a 6.4 per cent chance of pound-dollar parity in the next one year, markedly higher than 0.2 per cent in early March when prospects of a no-deal outcome were seemingly off the table.
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