Ireland's Rory McIlory, shown here after his success in this year's Dubai Desert Classic, would much rather win  one of golf's four majors than an Olympic medal, says columnist Robert Philip.
Ireland's Rory McIlory, shown here after his success in this year's Dubai Desert Classic, would much rather win one of golf's four majors than an Olympic medal, says columnist Robert Philip.

Golf a handicap at Olympics



When he reluctantly relinquished the International Olympic Committee's presidency at the age of 80 in 2001, Juan Antonio Samaranch's most bitter regret was his continued failure to entice golf back into the ever burgeoning Olympic family. "His Excellency" (a title he so regally bestowed upon himself) had made Olympians of the basketball superstars Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson and the tennis champions Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf, but Tiger Woods remained tantalisingly beyond the greedy gravitational pull of his five-ringed circus.

Every time the besotted Samaranch came a wooing, golf's officialdom ever so graciously turned down his proposal, offering men's and women's amateur team events as a compromise. "Who needs amateurs?" you could almost hear the outraged El Presidente sneer. "This is the Olympics: bring me Tiger!" Perhaps it was under the gentle persuasion of club manufacturers or clothing companies - given Woods' US$100 million (Dh367m) contract it is difficult to imagine anyone other than Nike being invited to design the US team wardrobe - but, sadly as I see it, the sport has finally been talked round.

After an absence of 112 years, golfers will again compete under the Olympic flame come Rio de Janeiro 2016. Tiger will be 40 by then and, assuming he is still the dominant force in the game, it is easy to picture him serving as flag bearer when the Stars and Stripes enters the Olympic Stadium during the Opening Ceremony. But can you really imagine him queuing up with his tray in the self-service cafeteria in the athletes' village?

I think not: he and his fellow millionaires who are accustomed to renting luxury accommodation within a short stroll of the first tee - or at the very least within a brief helicopter ride - will not be expected to scoff their egg and chips in the gawping midst of assembled archers, synchronised swimmers and mountain bikers. And that is the main reason that golfers (plus, tennis players, footballers and the giants of the basketball court for that matter) have no place in the Games.

Competing in the Olympics should represent the pinnacle of your chosen sport. The Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt, for instance, can break countless world records and win a stream of world championship titles, but nothing else he achieves will ever be as precious as the three gold medals he won at the Beijing Games. Will Tiger, Rory McIlroy, Camilo Vallegas or whoever feel the same sense of achievement? No way: they already have four glittering prizes at which to aim - the Masters, British Open, US Open and US PGA Championship - and although Tiger has voiced his support of Olympic golf in public, just ask him in private if he would value a gold medal as highly as a Green Jacket or a Claret Jug.

When the American athlete Jesse Owens, the stand-out performer in the 1936 Berlin Games and the ultimate Olympian, was informed by an interviewer that the so-called Olympic spirit had been snuffed out by successive boycotts, bribery and corruption, doping scandals and the like, he famously replied: "The young people that box and fence and swim and run and shoot and do all these things for the next 15 days have given up four years of their lives to win a gold medal.

"Hardly any of them will actually win anything but that doesn't matter. When they go home to their hamlets and villages and towns, and mothers and fathers and sweethearts and wives, they can all say one thing with great pride: 'I broke bread with the rest of the world'." Repeat Owens' moving words to yourself: "I broke bread with the rest of the world." To Tiger Woods - and quite understandably - it has to be said, the Olympic golf tournament in Rio would be nothing more than an unappetising crumb sandwiched between the feast of golf's four majors.

Toronto's George Lyon, an early day mix of Lee Trevino and John Daly, won the last Olympic golf gold medal, at St Louis in 1904. An all-round athlete who competed in baseball, tennis, cricket and held the Canadian pole vault record for the best part of a decade, Lyon, 46, had taken up golf only eight years earlier. With his curiously idiosyncratic swing (as one writer described it: "he looks like he is heaving a coal bag off the back of a truck"), Lyon drew sniggers from the American galleries on the first tee on the opening day but long before the end of the tournament he had won their admiration and affection for the power of his game and his relaxed manner. Lyon ambled along the fairways humming, whistling and cracking jokes with the spectators, and following his victory in the final against US Amateur Champion Chandler Egan, arrived for the medal ceremony walking on his hands. He was as honourable as he was eccentric, however. When he arrived in London to defend his title in 1908, Lyon discovered that the leading Americans had refused to make the Atlantic sea crossing (as the British had done four years earlier). Adding to the shambolic nature of the affair, the Games' organisers had arranged for the golf event to be staged at precisely the same time as the British Amateur Championship was being held at Royal St George's. Even to the golfers of a century ago, the prospect of an Olympic medal could not compare with competing in a real championship such as the British Amateur Championship so, consequently, the English and Scottish players also refused to enter. Finding himself the only competitor and despite the efforts he had made as defending Olympic champion, as champion by default Lyon refused to accept the offered medal.

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Traits of Chinese zodiac animals

Tiger:independent, successful, volatile
Rat:witty, creative, charming
Ox:diligent, perseverent, conservative
Rabbit:gracious, considerate, sensitive
Dragon:prosperous, brave, rash
Snake:calm, thoughtful, stubborn
Horse:faithful, energetic, carefree
Sheep:easy-going, peacemaker, curious
Monkey:family-orientated, clever, playful
Rooster:honest, confident, pompous
Dog:loyal, kind, perfectionist
Boar:loving, tolerant, indulgent  

Paris Can Wait
Dir: Eleanor Coppola
Starring: Alec Baldwin, Diane Lane, Arnaud Viard
Two stars

Biography

Her family: She has four sons, aged 29, 27, 25 and 24 and is a grandmother-of-nine

Favourite book: Flashes of Thought by Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid

Favourite drink: Water

Her hobbies: Reading and volunteer work

Favourite music: Classical music

Her motto: I don't wait, I initiate

 

 

 

 

 

RESULT

Esperance de Tunis 1 Guadalajara 1 
(Esperance won 6-5 on penalties)
Esperance: Belaili 38’
Guadalajara: Sandoval 5’

Abdul Jabar Qahraman was meeting supporters in his campaign office in the southern Afghan province of Helmand when a bomb hidden under a sofa exploded on Wednesday.

The blast in the provincial capital Lashkar Gah killed the Afghan election candidate and at least another three people, Interior Minister Wais Ahmad Barmak told reporters. Another three were wounded, while three suspects were detained, he said.

The Taliban – which controls much of Helmand and has vowed to disrupt the October 20 parliamentary elections – claimed responsibility for the attack.

Mr Qahraman was at least the 10th candidate killed so far during the campaign season, and the second from Lashkar Gah this month. Another candidate, Saleh Mohammad Asikzai, was among eight people killed in a suicide attack last week. Most of the slain candidates were murdered in targeted assassinations, including Avtar Singh Khalsa, the first Afghan Sikh to run for the lower house of the parliament.

The same week the Taliban warned candidates to withdraw from the elections. On Wednesday the group issued fresh warnings, calling on educational workers to stop schools from being used as polling centres.

The End of Loneliness
Benedict Wells
Translated from the German by Charlotte Collins
Sceptre

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Name: Dr Hassan Mohsen Elhais

Position: legal consultant with Al Rowaad Advocates and Legal Consultants.

The Limehouse Golem
Director: Juan Carlos Medina
Cast: Olivia Cooke, Bill Nighy, Douglas Booth
Three stars

WHEN TO GO:

September to November or March to May; this is when visitors are most likely to see what they’ve come for.

WHERE TO STAY:

Meghauli Serai, A Taj Safari - Chitwan National Park resort (tajhotels.com) is a one-hour drive from Bharatpur Airport with stays costing from Dh1,396 per night, including taxes and breakfast. Return airport transfers cost from Dh661.

HOW TO GET THERE:

Etihad Airways regularly flies from Abu Dhabi to Kathmandu from around Dh1,500 per person return, including taxes. Buddha Air (buddhaair.com) and Yeti Airlines (yetiairlines.com) fly from Kathmandu to Bharatpur several times a day from about Dh660 return and the flight takes just 20 minutes. Driving is possible but the roads are hilly which means it will take you five or six hours to travel 148 kilometres.

Racecard

1.45pm: Bin Dasmal Contracting Cup – Maiden (PA) Dh50,000 (Dirt) 1,200m
2.15pm: Al Shafar Investment Cup – Maiden (TB) Dh60,000 (D) 1,200m
2.45pm: 2023 Cup by Emirates sprint series – Handicap (TB) Dh84,000 (D) 1,200m
3.15pm: HIVE Cup – Handicap (TB) Dh68,000 (D) 1,400m
3.45pm: Jebel Ali Mile Prep by Shadwell – Conditions (TB) Dh100,000 (D) 1,600m
4.15pm: JARC Cup – Maiden (TB) Dh60,000 (D) 1,600m
4.45pm: Deira Cup by Emirates Sprint series – Handicap (TB) Dh76,000 (D) 1,950m

Herc's Adventures

Developer: Big Ape Productions
Publisher: LucasArts
Console: PlayStation 1 & 5, Sega Saturn
Rating: 4/5

SERIE A FIXTURES

Friday Sassuolo v Benevento (Kick-off 11.45pm)

Saturday Crotone v Spezia (6pm), Torino v Udinese (9pm), Lazio v Verona (11.45pm)

Sunday Cagliari v Inter Milan (3.30pm), Atalanta v Fiorentina (6pm), Napoli v Sampdoria (6pm), Bologna v Roma (6pm), Genoa v Juventus (9pm), AC Milan v Parma (11.45pm)

Company profile

Date started: May 2022
Founder: Husam Aboul Hosn
Based: DIFC
Sector: FinTech — Innovation Hub
Employees: eight
Stage: pre-seed
Investors: pre-seed funding raised from family and friends earlier this year

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COMPANY PROFILE

Company name: Almouneer
Started: 2017
Founders: Dr Noha Khater and Rania Kadry
Based: Egypt
Number of staff: 120
Investment: Bootstrapped, with support from Insead and Egyptian government, seed round of
$3.6 million led by Global Ventures

Abandon
Sangeeta Bandyopadhyay
Translated by Arunava Sinha
Tilted Axis Press 

COMPANY PROFILE

Name: Xpanceo

Started: 2018

Founders: Roman Axelrod, Valentyn Volkov

Based: Dubai, UAE

Industry: Smart contact lenses, augmented/virtual reality

Funding: $40 million

Investor: Opportunity Venture (Asia)

COMPANY PROFILE

Company: Eco Way
Started: December 2023
Founder: Ivan Kroshnyi
Based: Dubai, UAE
Industry: Electric vehicles
Investors: Bootstrapped with undisclosed funding. Looking to raise funds from outside

Kill

Director: Nikhil Nagesh Bhat

Starring: Lakshya, Tanya Maniktala, Ashish Vidyarthi, Harsh Chhaya, Raghav Juyal

Rating: 4.5/5

TCL INFO

Teams:
Punjabi Legends
Owners: Inzamam-ul-Haq and Intizar-ul-Haq; Key player: Misbah-ul-Haq
Pakhtoons Owners: Habib Khan and Tajuddin Khan; Key player: Shahid Afridi
Maratha Arabians Owners: Sohail Khan, Ali Tumbi, Parvez Khan; Key player: Virender Sehwag
Bangla Tigers Owners: Shirajuddin Alam, Yasin Choudhary, Neelesh Bhatnager, Anis and Rizwan Sajan; Key player: TBC
Colombo Lions Owners: Sri Lanka Cricket; Key player: TBC
Kerala Kings Owners: Hussain Adam Ali and Shafi Ul Mulk; Key player: Eoin Morgan

Venue Sharjah Cricket Stadium
Format 10 overs per side, matches last for 90 minutes
When December 14-17

Six things you need to know about UAE Women’s Special Olympics football team

Several girls started playing football at age four

They describe sport as their passion

The girls don’t dwell on their condition

They just say they may need to work a little harder than others

When not in training, they play football with their brothers and sisters

The girls want to inspire others to join the UAE Special Olympics teams

Federer's 19 grand slam titles

Australian Open (5 titles) - 2004 bt Marat Safin; 2006 bt Marcos Baghdatis; 2007 bt Fernando Gonzalez; 2010 bt Andy Murray; 2017 bt Rafael Nadal

French Open (1 title) - 2009 bt Robin Soderling

Wimbledon (8 titles) - 2003 bt Mark Philippoussis; 2004 bt Andy Roddick; 2005 bt Andy Roddick; 2006 bt Rafael Nadal; 2007 bt Rafael Nadal; 2009 bt Andy Roddick; 2012 bt Andy Murray; 2017 bt Marin Cilic

US Open (5 titles) - 2004 bt Lleyton Hewitt; 2005 bt Andre Agassi; 2006 bt Andy Roddick; 2007 bt Novak Djokovic; 2008 bt Andy Murray

RACE CARD

6.30pm: Handicap (Turf) US$175,000 1,000m
7.05pm: Al Bastakiya Trial Conditions (Dirt) $100,000 1,900m
7.40pm: Al Rashidiya Group 2 (T) $250,000 1,800m
8.15pm: Handicap (D) $135,000 2,000m
8.50pm: Al Fahidi Fort Group 2 (T) $250,000 1,400m
9.25pm: Handicap (T) $135,000 2,410m.

Tax authority targets shisha levy evasion

The Federal Tax Authority will track shisha imports with electronic markers to protect customers and ensure levies have been paid.

Khalid Ali Al Bustani, director of the tax authority, on Sunday said the move is to "prevent tax evasion and support the authority’s tax collection efforts".

The scheme’s first phase, which came into effect on 1st January, 2019, covers all types of imported and domestically produced and distributed cigarettes. As of May 1, importing any type of cigarettes without the digital marks will be prohibited.

He said the latest phase will see imported and locally produced shisha tobacco tracked by the final quarter of this year.

"The FTA also maintains ongoing communication with concerned companies, to help them adapt their systems to meet our requirements and coordinate between all parties involved," he said.

As with cigarettes, shisha was hit with a 100 per cent tax in October 2017, though manufacturers and cafes absorbed some of the costs to prevent prices doubling.

MATCH INFO

Championship play-offs, second legs:

Aston Villa 0
Middlesbrough 0

(Aston Villa advance 1-0 on aggregate)

Fulham 2
Sessegnon (47'), Odoi (66')

Derby County 0

(Fulham advance 2-1 on aggregate)

Final

Saturday, May 26, Wembley. Kick off 8pm (UAE)