Stating the obvious



A generally less-than-spectacular day of revelations at my end...

First up, Sir Geoff Hurst - still the only man to score a World cup final hat-trick - revealed that: "It is inconceivable for England to win the World Cup without Wayne Rooney."

This, Sir Geoff, is no secret. England without Rooney is like a newspaper without words - same shape, same size, but it just doesn't make sense or do the job.

Then Patrick Vieira, the Manchester City midfielder who was part of France's 1998 World Cup winning squad, offered the following gems at a McDonald's promotional event:

"The World Cup will be a fantastic moment for South Africa..."
"The World Cup is exciting for players..."
"I hope the French team do really well..."
"Next year is a big season for Manchester City and I hope we can deliver..."
"[Carlos] Tevez will be one of the World Cup's stars..."

OK Pat, so the Tevez line isn't too bad, but after the inane answers the genuinely polite and friendly Monsieur Vieira showed his human touch as he offered a few lines of metaphorical arm-around-the-shoulder support for Adam Johnson, his Eastlands teammate, who was surprisingly - to me anyway - left out of Fabio Capello's final 23-man England squad.

"He had a really good end to the season, but he's only just come from Middlesborough and he's had a fantastic first six months," gushed Vieira. "The way that he has learnt and the progress he's made has been unbelievable. To make the England 30 squad after only six months with City was a great achievement and if he keeps his head and works hard, he could be one of the biggest players for England."

Vieira, you're a star. And yes, the boy Johnson does have a rather rosy-looking future ahead of him. It would have been great to see him running, fearless as always, at defenders this summer. He could have been a real weapon for England.

Right, I'm off then to tune in to the World Cup launch concert!

Waka Waka.

Apple's Lockdown Mode at a glance

At launch, Lockdown Mode will include the following protections:

Messages: Most attachment types other than images are blocked. Some features, like link previews, are disabled

Web browsing: Certain complex web technologies, like just-in-time JavaScript compilation, are disabled unless the user excludes a trusted site from Lockdown Mode

Apple services: Incoming invitations and service requests, including FaceTime calls, are blocked if the user has not previously sent the initiator a call or request

Connectivity: Wired connections with a computer or accessory are blocked when an iPhone is locked

Configurations: Configuration profiles cannot be installed, and the device cannot enroll into mobile device management while Lockdown Mode is on

The specs

Engine: Single front-axle electric motor
Power: 218hp
Torque: 330Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Max touring range: 402km (claimed)
Price: From Dh215,000 (estimate)
On sale: September

Saturday's schedule at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix

GP3 race, 12:30pm

Formula 1 final practice, 2pm

Formula 1 qualifying, 5pm

Formula 2 race, 6:40pm

Performance: Sam Smith

COMPANY PROFILE

Company name: Revibe
Started: 2022
Founders: Hamza Iraqui and Abdessamad Ben Zakour
Based: UAE
Industry: Refurbished electronics
Funds raised so far: $10m
Investors: Flat6Labs, Resonance and various others

Company Profile

Company name: myZoi
Started: 2021
Founders: Syed Ali, Christian Buchholz, Shanawaz Rouf, Arsalan Siddiqui, Nabid Hassan
Based: UAE
Number of staff: 37
Investment: Initial undisclosed funding from SC Ventures; second round of funding totalling $14 million from a consortium of SBI, a Japanese VC firm, and SC Venture

A Cat, A Man, and Two Women
Junichiro
Tamizaki
Translated by Paul McCarthy
Daunt Books 

So what is Spicy Chickenjoy?

Just as McDonald’s has the Big Mac, Jollibee has Spicy Chickenjoy – a piece of fried chicken that’s crispy and spicy on the outside and comes with a side of spaghetti, all covered in tomato sauce and topped with sausage slices and ground beef. It sounds like a recipe that a child would come up with, but perhaps that’s the point – a flavourbomb combination of cheap comfort foods. Chickenjoy is Jollibee’s best-selling product in every country in which it has a presence.
 


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