Bagan is the largest area of Buddhist temples in the world.
Bagan is the largest area of Buddhist temples in the world.

If you decide to go to Myanmar, do so with care and concern



Studded with Buddhist temples as well as luxury hotels and private guesthouses, Myanmar (also known as Burma) is a surprisingly easy country to negotiate as a traveller. The cities of Yangon and Mandalay, Bagan (a funeral complex similar to Angkor Wat), Lake Inle and its pristine beaches are connected by a reliable airline service and receive a fraction of the tourists crowding neighboring Thailand and Cambodia.

While Aung San Suu Kyi, the leader of the country's democracy party (who is under house arrest), and her supporters still call for a tourist boycott of the country; others feel that if you are careful where you spend hard currency, foreign travellers can do good simply by talking to local people and demonstrating that the world has not forgotten their plight. Citizens are surprisingly eager to talk to foreigners and to hear how Myanmar is perceived abroad. Such conversations, however, may have unintended consequences. Thanks to an Orwellian atmosphere of surveillance, heightened by the 2007 crackdown by the military regime after Buddhist monks protested for better living conditions, citizens may be suspicious and fearful of one another. So, you must be aware of your surroundings and let local people take the lead in bringing up politics.

For example, monks may feel uncomfortable talking in the presence of licensed tourist guides, who are government employees. In turn, guides may express discontent against the regime to clients in private and warn you that monasteries harbour monks who are so-called saffron-robed spies and who inform on locals and foreigners alike. As a foreigner though, you are far more likely to get into trouble for trying to smuggle a black market ruby out of the country - airport scanners actively look for unlicensed gemstones - than for stoking dissent, unless you are caught participating in a political demonstration.

Rather than bluntly asking someone what he or she thinks of Myanmar's military leader, Senior General Than Shwe, if you inquire about everyday living conditions such as the availability and price of fuel, your curiosity will be appreciated and reciprocated. For local people, watching pirate DVDs of foreign movies and TV shows at generator-powered coffeehouses is a popular evening pastime, and questions about favourite singers or films may open the door to the issue of sanctions and Myanmar's isolation.

You may be disturbed by the answer but a more subtle approach to political debate is to ask,"have you had to volunteer for anything lately?". Volunteering is a euphemism for the military junta's practice of conscripting citizens to work without pay to build civil and military infrastructure across the country; an abuse that has been well-documented by Amnesty International and the UN International Labour Organisation. Forced labour on airports, archaeological sites and other tourist infrastructure in the late 1990s originally led to Myanmar being singled out for a travel boycott by campaign groups such as Tourism Concern, which still advocates such a boycott. "Volunteers" including teenagers are called on to clear forests, and build roads and military barracks even though Myanmar officially outlawed forced labour in 2000.

Travellers should be aware however, that Myanmar has a long tradition of collectivism and that not all projects are evidence of human rights' abuses. For example, during my last visit to the country in 2007, I witnessed Eng villagers near the trekking centre of Keng Tong dragging huge teak logs to build a monastery, while a longboat builder on Lake Inle told me how he and his wife had been "volunteered" for three days to install electrical wiring in the village. You may also see monks and nuns engaged in hard physical work using simple tools such as hoes to build access roads to monasteries.

One of the best ways to get a handle on Myanmar's many ironies, tragedies and contradictions is to attend a performance by the Moustache Brothers Satiric Troupe in Mandalay. Their nightly show of monologues, skits and traditional dance, simultaneously translated into English by a former black-market cigarette and whiskey dealer, amounts to an impassioned and hilarious anti-government diatribe. Most tour guides are afraid to take clients to see the Moustache Brothers, who are banned from performing for locals, but you can find taxi drivers outside the Sedona Hotel willing to drop you off at the house on 39th street between 80th and 81st streets where they perform. Tickets for the 8pm performance costs US$5 (Dh18).

COMPANY PROFILE

Name: Xpanceo

Started: 2018

Founders: Roman Axelrod, Valentyn Volkov

Based: Dubai, UAE

Industry: Smart contact lenses, augmented/virtual reality

Funding: $40 million

Investor: Opportunity Venture (Asia)

ULTRA PROCESSED FOODS

- Carbonated drinks, sweet or savoury packaged snacks, confectionery, mass-produced packaged breads and buns 

- margarines and spreads; cookies, biscuits, pastries, cakes, and cake mixes, breakfast cereals, cereal and energy bars;

- energy drinks, milk drinks, fruit yoghurts and fruit drinks, cocoa drinks, meat and chicken extracts and instant sauces

- infant formulas and follow-on milks, health and slimming products such as powdered or fortified meal and dish substitutes,

- many ready-to-heat products including pre-prepared pies and pasta and pizza dishes, poultry and fish nuggets and sticks, sausages, burgers, hot dogs, and other reconstituted meat products, powdered and packaged instant soups, noodles and desserts.

COMPANY PROFILE

Name: Haltia.ai
Started: 2023
Co-founders: Arto Bendiken and Talal Thabet
Based: Dubai, UAE
Industry: AI
Number of employees: 41
Funding: About $1.7 million
Investors: Self, family and friends

Herc's Adventures

Developer: Big Ape Productions
Publisher: LucasArts
Console: PlayStation 1 & 5, Sega Saturn
Rating: 4/5

COMPANY PROFILE

Company: Mascotte Health

Started: 2023

Based: Miami, US

Founder: Bora Hamamcioglu

Sector: Online veterinary service provider

Investment stage: $1.2 million raised in seed funding

Movie: Saheb, Biwi aur Gangster 3

Producer: JAR Films

Director: Tigmanshu Dhulia

Cast: Sanjay Dutt, Jimmy Sheirgill, Mahie Gill, Chitrangda Singh, Kabir Bedi

Rating: 3 star

UAE SQUAD

 Khalid Essa (Al Ain), Ali Khaseif (Al Jazira), Adel Al Hosani (Sharjah), Mahmoud Khamis (Al Nasr), Yousef Jaber (Shabab Al Ahli Dubai), Khalifa Al Hammadi (Jazira), Salem Rashid (Jazira), Shaheen Abdelrahman (Sharjah), Faris Juma (Al Wahda), Mohammed Shaker (Al Ain), Mohammed Barghash (Wahda), Abdulaziz Haikal (Shabab Al Ahli), Ahmed Barman (Al Ain), Khamis Esmail (Wahda), Khaled Bawazir (Sharjah), Majed Surour (Sharjah), Abdullah Ramadan (Jazira), Mohammed Al Attas (Jazira), Fabio De Lima (Al Wasl), Bandar Al Ahbabi (Al Ain), Khalfan Mubarak (Jazira), Habib Fardan (Nasr), Khalil Ibrahim (Wahda), Ali Mabkhout (Jazira), Ali Saleh (Wasl), Caio (Al Ain), Sebastian Tagliabue (Nasr).

Essentials
The flights: You can fly from the UAE to Iceland with one stop in Europe with a variety of airlines. Return flights with Emirates from Dubai to Stockholm, then Icelandair to Reykjavik, cost from Dh4,153 return. The whole trip takes 11 hours. British Airways flies from Abu Dhabi and Dubai to Reykjavik, via London, with return flights taking 12 hours and costing from Dh2,490 return, including taxes. 
The activities: A half-day Silfra snorkelling trip costs 14,990 Icelandic kronur (Dh544) with Dive.is. Inside the Volcano also takes half a day and costs 42,000 kronur (Dh1,524). The Jokulsarlon small-boat cruise lasts about an hour and costs 9,800 kronur (Dh356). Into the Glacier costs 19,500 kronur (Dh708). It lasts three to four hours.
The tours: It’s often better to book a tailor-made trip through a specialist operator. UK-based Discover the World offers seven nights, self-driving, across the island from £892 (Dh4,505) per person. This includes three nights’ accommodation at Hotel Husafell near Into the Glacier, two nights at Hotel Ranga and two nights at the Icelandair Hotel Klaustur. It includes car rental, plus an iPad with itinerary and tourist information pre-loaded onto it, while activities can be booked as optional extras. More information inspiredbyiceland.com

Result
Qualifier: Islamabad United beat Karachi Kings by eight wickets

Fixtures
Tuesday, Lahore: Eliminator 1 - Peshawar Zalmi v Quetta Gladiators
Wednesday, Lahore: Eliminator 2 – Karachi Kings v Winner of Eliminator 1
Sunday, Karachi: Final – Islamabad United v Winner of Eliminator 2

The new Turing Test

The Coffee Test

A machine is required to enter an average American home and figure out how to make coffee: find the coffee machine, find the coffee, add water, find a mug and brew the coffee by pushing the proper buttons.

Proposed by Steve Wozniak, Apple co-founder

KEY DATES IN AMAZON'S HISTORY

July 5, 1994: Jeff Bezos founds Cadabra Inc, which would later be renamed to Amazon.com, because his lawyer misheard the name as 'cadaver'. In its earliest days, the bookstore operated out of a rented garage in Bellevue, Washington

July 16, 1995: Amazon formally opens as an online bookseller. Fluid Concepts and Creative Analogies: Computer Models of the Fundamental Mechanisms of Thought becomes the first item sold on Amazon

1997: Amazon goes public at $18 a share, which has grown about 1,000 per cent at present. Its highest closing price was $197.85 on June 27, 2024

1998: Amazon acquires IMDb, its first major acquisition. It also starts selling CDs and DVDs

2000: Amazon Marketplace opens, allowing people to sell items on the website

2002: Amazon forms what would become Amazon Web Services, opening the Amazon.com platform to all developers. The cloud unit would follow in 2006

2003: Amazon turns in an annual profit of $75 million, the first time it ended a year in the black

2005: Amazon Prime is introduced, its first-ever subscription service that offered US customers free two-day shipping for $79 a year

2006: Amazon Unbox is unveiled, the company's video service that would later morph into Amazon Instant Video and, ultimately, Amazon Video

2007: Amazon's first hardware product, the Kindle e-reader, is introduced; the Fire TV and Fire Phone would come in 2014. Grocery service Amazon Fresh is also started

2009: Amazon introduces Amazon Basics, its in-house label for a variety of products

2010: The foundations for Amazon Studios were laid. Its first original streaming content debuted in 2013

2011: The Amazon Appstore for Google's Android is launched. It is still unavailable on Apple's iOS

2014: The Amazon Echo is launched, a speaker that acts as a personal digital assistant powered by Alexa

2017: Amazon acquires Whole Foods for $13.7 billion, its biggest acquisition

2018: Amazon's market cap briefly crosses the $1 trillion mark, making it, at the time, only the third company to achieve that milestone

In numbers

Number of Chinese tourists coming to UAE in 2017 was... 1.3m

Alibaba’s new ‘Tech Town’  in Dubai is worth... $600m

China’s investment in the MIddle East in 2016 was... $29.5bn

The world’s most valuable start-up in 2018, TikTok, is valued at... $75bn

Boost to the UAE economy of 5G connectivity will be... $269bn 

Seemar’s top six for the Dubai World Cup Carnival:

1. Reynaldothewizard
2. North America
3. Raven’s Corner
4. Hawkesbury
5. New Maharajah
6. Secret Ambition

CHELSEA SQUAD

Arrizabalaga, Bettinelli, Rudiger, Christensen, Silva, Chalobah, Sarr, Azpilicueta, James, Kenedy, Alonso, Jorginho, Kante, Kovacic, Saul, Barkley, Ziyech, Pulisic, Mount, Hudson-Odoi, Werner, Havertz, Lukaku.