In Audi's parlance, a true, top-flight luxury sedan must have equal measures of presence, power and poise to capture the hearts and, more importantly, the wallets of the independently foolish. The first gets their attention, the second guarantees they don't get humiliated by lowly Suzukis and the third is important because a) everyone expects poise from a German luxury sedan and b) on the crazy speeds common to the German autobahn, poise is so much more than a mere marketing tagline, it's an absolute necessity.
In consumers' estimation, however, previous iterations of the A8 have offered plenty of the latter two, but unfortunately failed to deliver on the first. Technological advancements like Audi's Aluminum Space Frame and FSI direct injection went largely unnoticed because jet-setters raised on a steady diet of BMWs and Mercs were just not ready to give Audi the props necessary to fork out so much money on an automobile. That Audi's range topper also features somewhat somnolent styling did not help the A8 project that ever-so-necessary gravitas.
The 2011 edition, especially in the long-wheelbase L version, may reverse that trend. For one thing, the new A8L is truly of a grand scale, some 130mm longer than the base car and, at 5,267mm in overall length, a large car by any standard. Its styling is also more aggressive, sleek as topflight luxe-sedans are likely to be, with a grille that looks positively shark-like. Top it off with dramatically styled LED headlights guaranteed to fill the rearview mirrors of other cars with dread and you have a car that finally has the presence to back up the poise it has always engendered. Perhaps even more importantly, it would seem that, as a result of Audi's many recent successes, consumers are also finally ready to give an Audi luxury sedan its props.
From behind the wheel, it certainly deserves it. We're quickly up to 200 kilometres an hour and the all-wheel-drive quattro A8L might as well be loafing. Set in either its comfort or dynamic settings - accessed through Audi's Drive Select programme that modifies everything from suspension damping, steering effort and even throttle response - the A8L is as steady as the Queen Mary in calm waters. And the A8's calling card, especially in the aforementioned comfort setting, is a ride unmatched even in this rarefied segment. It is compliant without being mushy, cosseting but still stable.
It remains, however, not quite as sporty as the two leaders in this segment, BMW's stalwart 7-Series and Jaguars parvenu new XJ. Almost certainly, there's enough handling and grip to satisfy 98 per cent of any clientele rich enough (that should be read "old enough") to afford the car, but it "feels" larger than its two competitors.
It's certainly fleet of foot thanks to the 4.2L FSI V8. Now imbued with a much-more-than-adequate 372hp, the A8 may be a few ponies shy of Jag's base 5.0L, which boasts 385hp, but it nonetheless scoots to 100kph in a very competitive 5.8 seconds; aided, no doubt, by its close-ratio, eight-speed automatic gearbox. The 4.2L is also wondrously sophisticated, perhaps the smoothest V8 in, again, this most competitive of segments.
It should be noted that Audi's W12, now in 6.3L guise, pumps out 500hp, up from 450. And, yes, it's mighty quick; Audi claims 4.7 seconds to 100kph, for instance. It was enough to lure a cohort of mine into getting a ticket in speed-mad Germany. Silent, smooth and deadly is the W12.
But the best engine of the bunch is Audi's 4.2L V8 turbodiesel. The sophisticated oil-burner boasts 350hp and 800Nm of torque, making it quicker than the 4.2L petrol engine (100 klicks in just 5.6 seconds), yet rates a frugal 7.8L/100 km in the European driving cycle compared with the petrol 4.2L's 9.7L/100km. Plus, it's incredibly smooth and quiet.
Where the A8L, like all current Audis, excels is inside its expansive cabin. Generous in the extreme in the rear legroom department, the rear seats also recline almost as much as first-class airline seats. Like all new Audis, the materials inside the A8 are exquisite. And the seats, fore and aft, are heated and cooled, this last far more effective than other cooled seats I've tested. Think frosty.
New this year is an all-new centre console and Multi Media Interface (MMI) control mechanism, Audi having reduced the number of knobs and switches required to operate the climate control and audio systems. As well, the MMI system gains a touch pad that can be used to more conveniently enter phone numbers and addresses for the navigation system. The new system is more convenient.
Audi has finally arrived at a station where consumers should be ready to accept the A8 as an equal competitor in the luxury yacht sweepstakes. It always had the power and the poise. Now, it has the presence.
The Audi A8L will arrive in the UAE in November, initially with quattro and the 4.2L V8. Pricing has not yet been confirmed.
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MATCH INFO
What: 2006 World Cup quarter-final
When: July 1
Where: Gelsenkirchen Stadium, Gelsenkirchen, Germany
Result:
England 0 Portugal 0
(Portugal win 3-1 on penalties)
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Jigra
Starring: Alia Bhatt, Vedang Raina, Manoj Pahwa, Harsh Singh
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: HyperSpace
Started: 2020
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Entertainment
Number of staff: 210
Investment raised: $75 million from investors including Galaxy Interactive, Riyadh Season, Sega Ventures and Apis Venture Partners
Tailors and retailers miss out on back-to-school rush
Tailors and retailers across the city said it was an ominous start to what is usually a busy season for sales.
With many parents opting to continue home learning for their children, the usual rush to buy school uniforms was muted this year.
“So far we have taken about 70 to 80 orders for items like shirts and trousers,” said Vikram Attrai, manager at Stallion Bespoke Tailors in Dubai.
“Last year in the same period we had about 200 orders and lots of demand.
“We custom fit uniform pieces and use materials such as cotton, wool and cashmere.
“Depending on size, a white shirt with logo is priced at about Dh100 to Dh150 and shorts, trousers, skirts and dresses cost between Dh150 to Dh250 a piece.”
A spokesman for Threads, a uniform shop based in Times Square Centre Dubai, said customer footfall had slowed down dramatically over the past few months.
“Now parents have the option to keep children doing online learning they don’t need uniforms so it has quietened down.”
In numbers
1,000 tonnes of waste collected daily:
- 800 tonnes converted into alternative fuel
- 150 tonnes to landfill
- 50 tonnes sold as scrap metal
800 tonnes of RDF replaces 500 tonnes of coal
Two conveyor lines treat more than 350,000 tonnes of waste per year
25 staff on site
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The specs
Engine: 3.0-litre six-cylinder turbo
Power: 398hp from 5,250rpm
Torque: 580Nm at 1,900-4,800rpm
Transmission: Eight-speed auto
Fuel economy, combined: 6.5L/100km
On sale: December
Price: From Dh330,000 (estimate)
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Stuck in a job without a pay rise? Here's what to do
Chris Greaves, the managing director of Hays Gulf Region, says those without a pay rise for an extended period must start asking questions – both of themselves and their employer.
“First, are they happy with that or do they want more?” he says. “Job-seeking is a time-consuming, frustrating and long-winded affair so are they prepared to put themselves through that rigmarole? Before they consider that, they must ask their employer what is happening.”
Most employees bring up pay rise queries at their annual performance appraisal and find out what the company has in store for them from a career perspective.
Those with no formal appraisal system, Mr Greaves says, should ask HR or their line manager for an assessment.
“You want to find out how they value your contribution and where your job could go,” he says. “You’ve got to be brave enough to ask some questions and if you don’t like the answers then you have to develop a strategy or change jobs if you are prepared to go through the job-seeking process.”
For those that do reach the salary negotiation with their current employer, Mr Greaves says there is no point in asking for less than 5 per cent.
“However, this can only really have any chance of success if you can identify where you add value to the business (preferably you can put a monetary value on it), or you can point to a sustained contribution above the call of duty or to other achievements you think your employer will value.”
The specs
Engine: 2.7-litre 4-cylinder Turbomax
Power: 310hp
Torque: 583Nm
Transmission: 8-speed automatic
Price: From Dh192,500
On sale: Now
Moon Music
Artist: Coldplay
Label: Parlophone/Atlantic
Number of tracks: 10
Rating: 3/5
COMPANY PROFILE
Initial investment: Undisclosed
Investment stage: Series A
Investors: Core42
Current number of staff: 47
COMPANY PROFILE
Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
Total funding: Self funded
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'My Son'
Director: Christian Carion
Starring: James McAvoy, Claire Foy, Tom Cullen, Gary Lewis
Rating: 2/5
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