The rear seats in the Audi A8L recline almost as much as some first-class airline seats.
The rear seats in the Audi A8L recline almost as much as some first-class airline seats.

2011 Audi A8L



In Audi's parlance, a true, top-flight luxury sedan must have equal measures of presence, power and poise to capture the hearts and, more importantly, the wallets of the independently foolish. The first gets their attention, the second guarantees they don't get humiliated by lowly Suzukis and the third is important because a) everyone expects poise from a German luxury sedan and b) on the crazy speeds common to the German autobahn, poise is so much more than a mere marketing tagline, it's an absolute necessity.

In consumers' estimation, however, previous iterations of the A8 have offered plenty of the latter two, but unfortunately failed to deliver on the first. Technological advancements like Audi's Aluminum Space Frame and FSI direct injection went largely unnoticed because jet-setters raised on a steady diet of BMWs and Mercs were just not ready to give Audi the props necessary to fork out so much money on an automobile. That Audi's range topper also features somewhat somnolent styling did not help the A8 project that ever-so-necessary gravitas.

The 2011 edition, especially in the long-wheelbase L version, may reverse that trend. For one thing, the new A8L is truly of a grand scale, some 130mm longer than the base car and, at 5,267mm in overall length, a large car by any standard. Its styling is also more aggressive, sleek as topflight luxe-sedans are likely to be, with a grille that looks positively shark-like. Top it off with dramatically styled LED headlights guaranteed to fill the rearview mirrors of other cars with dread and you have a car that finally has the presence to back up the poise it has always engendered. Perhaps even more importantly, it would seem that, as a result of Audi's many recent successes, consumers are also finally ready to give an Audi luxury sedan its props.

From behind the wheel, it certainly deserves it. We're quickly up to 200 kilometres an hour and the all-wheel-drive quattro A8L might as well be loafing. Set in either its comfort or dynamic settings - accessed through Audi's Drive Select programme that modifies everything from suspension damping, steering effort and even throttle response - the A8L is as steady as the Queen Mary in calm waters. And the A8's calling card, especially in the aforementioned comfort setting, is a ride unmatched even in this rarefied segment. It is compliant without being mushy, cosseting but still stable.

It remains, however, not quite as sporty as the two leaders in this segment, BMW's stalwart 7-Series and Jaguars parvenu new XJ. Almost certainly, there's enough handling and grip to satisfy 98 per cent of any clientele rich enough (that should be read "old enough") to afford the car, but it "feels" larger than its two competitors. It's certainly fleet of foot thanks to the 4.2L FSI V8. Now imbued with a much-more-than-adequate 372hp, the A8 may be a few ponies shy of Jag's base 5.0L, which boasts 385hp, but it nonetheless scoots to 100kph in a very competitive 5.8 seconds; aided, no doubt, by its close-ratio, eight-speed automatic gearbox. The 4.2L is also wondrously sophisticated, perhaps the smoothest V8 in, again, this most competitive of segments.

It should be noted that Audi's W12, now in 6.3L guise, pumps out 500hp, up from 450. And, yes, it's mighty quick; Audi claims 4.7 seconds to 100kph, for instance. It was enough to lure a cohort of mine into getting a ticket in speed-mad Germany. Silent, smooth and deadly is the W12. But the best engine of the bunch is Audi's 4.2L V8 turbodiesel. The sophisticated oil-burner boasts 350hp and 800Nm of torque, making it quicker than the 4.2L petrol engine (100 klicks in just 5.6 seconds), yet rates a frugal 7.8L/100 km in the European driving cycle compared with the petrol 4.2L's 9.7L/100km. Plus, it's incredibly smooth and quiet.

Where the A8L, like all current Audis, excels is inside its expansive cabin. Generous in the extreme in the rear legroom department, the rear seats also recline almost as much as first-class airline seats. Like all new Audis, the materials inside the A8 are exquisite. And the seats, fore and aft, are heated and cooled, this last far more effective than other cooled seats I've tested. Think frosty.

New this year is an all-new centre console and Multi Media Interface (MMI) control mechanism, Audi having reduced the number of knobs and switches required to operate the climate control and audio systems. As well, the MMI system gains a touch pad that can be used to more conveniently enter phone numbers and addresses for the navigation system. The new system is more convenient. Audi has finally arrived at a station where consumers should be ready to accept the A8 as an equal competitor in the luxury yacht sweepstakes. It always had the power and the poise. Now, it has the presence.

The Audi A8L will arrive in the UAE in November, initially with quattro and the 4.2L V8. Pricing has not yet been confirmed. motoring@thenational.ae

WORLD CUP FINAL

England v South Africa

Yokohama International Stadium, Tokyo

Saturday, kick-off 1pm (UAE)

The Limehouse Golem
Director: Juan Carlos Medina
Cast: Olivia Cooke, Bill Nighy, Douglas Booth
Three stars

SPECS

Engine: 1.5-litre turbo

Power: 181hp

Torque: 230Nm

Transmission: 6-speed automatic

Starting price: Dh79,000

On sale: Now

Easter Sunday

Director: Jay Chandrasekhar
Stars: Jo Koy, Tia Carrere, Brandon Wardell, Lydia Gaston
Rating: 3.5/5

The specs

Engine: Single front-axle electric motor
Power: 218hp
Torque: 330Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Max touring range: 402km (claimed)
Price: From Dh215,000 (estimate)
On sale: September

The biog

Title: General Practitioner with a speciality in cardiology

Previous jobs: Worked in well-known hospitals Jaslok and Breach Candy in Mumbai, India

Education: Medical degree from the Government Medical College in Nagpur

How it all began: opened his first clinic in Ajman in 1993

Family: a 90-year-old mother, wife and two daughters

Remembers a time when medicines from India were purchased per kilo

In-demand jobs and monthly salaries
  • Technology expert in robotics and automation: Dh20,000 to Dh40,000 
  • Energy engineer: Dh25,000 to Dh30,000 
  • Production engineer: Dh30,000 to Dh40,000 
  • Data-driven supply chain management professional: Dh30,000 to Dh50,000 
  • HR leader: Dh40,000 to Dh60,000 
  • Engineering leader: Dh30,000 to Dh55,000 
  • Project manager: Dh55,000 to Dh65,000 
  • Senior reservoir engineer: Dh40,000 to Dh55,000 
  • Senior drilling engineer: Dh38,000 to Dh46,000 
  • Senior process engineer: Dh28,000 to Dh38,000 
  • Senior maintenance engineer: Dh22,000 to Dh34,000 
  • Field engineer: Dh6,500 to Dh7,500
  • Field supervisor: Dh9,000 to Dh12,000
  • Field operator: Dh5,000 to Dh7,000
Cinco in numbers

Dh3.7 million

The estimated cost of Victoria Swarovski’s gem-encrusted Michael Cinco wedding gown

46

The number, in kilograms, that Swarovski’s wedding gown weighed.

1,000

The hours it took to create Cinco’s vermillion petal gown, as seen in his atelier [note, is the one he’s playing with in the corner of a room]

50

How many looks Cinco has created in a new collection to celebrate Ballet Philippines’ 50th birthday

3,000

The hours needed to create the butterfly gown worn by Aishwarya Rai to the 2018 Cannes Film Festival.

1.1 million

The number of followers that Michael Cinco’s Instagram account has garnered.

Company profile

Company name: Fasset
Started: 2019
Founders: Mohammad Raafi Hossain, Daniel Ahmed
Based: Dubai
Sector: FinTech
Initial investment: $2.45 million
Current number of staff: 86
Investment stage: Pre-series B
Investors: Investcorp, Liberty City Ventures, Fatima Gobi Ventures, Primal Capital, Wealthwell Ventures, FHS Capital, VN2 Capital, local family offices

Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus

Developer: Sucker Punch Productions
Publisher: Sony Computer Entertainment
Console: PlayStation 2 to 5
Rating: 5/5

If you go

There are regular flights from Dubai to Addis Ababa with Ethiopian Airlines with return fares from Dh1,700. Nashulai Journeys offers tailormade and ready made trips in Africa while Tesfa Tours has a number of different community trekking tours throughout northern Ethiopia. The Ben Abeba Lodge has rooms from Dh228, and champions a programme of re-forestation in the surrounding area.



ACC T20 Women’s Championship

UAE fixtures
Friday, June 17 v Oman
Saturday, June 18 v Singapore
Monday, June 20 v Malaysia
Wednesday, June 22 v Qatar
Friday, June 24, semi-final
Saturday, June 25, final

UAE squad: Chaya Mughal (captain), Esha Oza, Indhuja Nandakumar, Kavisha Kumari, Khushi Sharma, Lavanya Keny, Priyanjali Jain, Rithika Rajith, Samaira Dharnidharka, Sanchin Singh, Siya Gokhale, Suraksha Kotte, Theertha Satish, Vaishnave Mahesh

COMPANY PROFILE

Company: Educatly
Started: 2020
Based: UAE
Founders: Mohmmed El Sonbaty, Joan Manuel and Abdelrahman Ayman
Industry: Education technology
Funding size: $2 million
Investors: Enterprise Ireland, Egypt venture, Plus VC, HBAN, Falak Startups

TWISTERS

Director:+Lee+Isaac+Chung

Starring:+Glen+Powell,+Daisy+Edgar-Jones,+Anthony+Ramos

Rating:+2.5/5

COMPANY PROFILE

Company name: Klipit

Started: 2022

Founders: Venkat Reddy, Mohammed Al Bulooki, Bilal Merchant, Asif Ahmed, Ovais Merchant

Based: Dubai, UAE

Industry: Digital receipts, finance, blockchain

Funding: $4 million

Investors: Privately/self-funded

COMPANY PROFILE

Company: Eco Way
Started: December 2023
Founder: Ivan Kroshnyi
Based: Dubai, UAE
Industry: Electric vehicles
Investors: Bootstrapped with undisclosed funding. Looking to raise funds from outside

Kanye West

Ye — the rapper formerly known as Kanye West — has seen his net worth fall to $400 million in recent weeks. That’s a precipitous drop from Bloomberg’s estimates of $6.8 billion at the end of 2021.
Ye’s wealth plunged after business partners, including Adidas, severed ties with him on the back of anti-Semitic remarks earlier this year.
West’s present net worth derives from cash, his music, real estate and a stake in former wife Kim Kardashian’s shapewear firm, Skims.

Fifa World Cup Qatar 2022

First match: November 20
Final 16 round: December 3 to 6
Quarter-finals: December 9 and 10
Semi-finals: December 13 and 14
Final: December 18

The burning issue

The internal combustion engine is facing a watershed moment – major manufacturer Volvo is to stop producing petroleum-powered vehicles by 2021 and countries in Europe, including the UK, have vowed to ban their sale before 2040. The National takes a look at the story of one of the most successful technologies of the last 100 years and how it has impacted life in the UAE.

Part three: an affection for classic cars lives on

Read part two: how climate change drove the race for an alternative 

Read part one: how cars came to the UAE

Where to donate in the UAE

The Emirates Charity Portal

You can donate to several registered charities through a “donation catalogue”. The use of the donation is quite specific, such as buying a fan for a poor family in Niger for Dh130.

The General Authority of Islamic Affairs & Endowments

The site has an e-donation service accepting debit card, credit card or e-Dirham, an electronic payment tool developed by the Ministry of Finance and First Abu Dhabi Bank.

Al Noor Special Needs Centre

You can donate online or order Smiles n’ Stuff products handcrafted by Al Noor students. The centre publishes a wish list of extras needed, starting at Dh500.

Beit Al Khair Society

Beit Al Khair Society has the motto “From – and to – the UAE,” with donations going towards the neediest in the country. Its website has a list of physical donation sites, but people can also contribute money by SMS, bank transfer and through the hotline 800-22554.

Dar Al Ber Society

Dar Al Ber Society, which has charity projects in 39 countries, accept cash payments, money transfers or SMS donations. Its donation hotline is 800-79.

Dubai Cares

Dubai Cares provides several options for individuals and companies to donate, including online, through banks, at retail outlets, via phone and by purchasing Dubai Cares branded merchandise. It is currently running a campaign called Bookings 2030, which allows people to help change the future of six underprivileged children and young people.

Emirates Airline Foundation

Those who travel on Emirates have undoubtedly seen the little donation envelopes in the seat pockets. But the foundation also accepts donations online and in the form of Skywards Miles. Donated miles are used to sponsor travel for doctors, surgeons, engineers and other professionals volunteering on humanitarian missions around the world.

Emirates Red Crescent

On the Emirates Red Crescent website you can choose between 35 different purposes for your donation, such as providing food for fasters, supporting debtors and contributing to a refugee women fund. It also has a list of bank accounts for each donation type.

Gulf for Good

Gulf for Good raises funds for partner charity projects through challenges, like climbing Kilimanjaro and cycling through Thailand. This year’s projects are in partnership with Street Child Nepal, Larchfield Kids, the Foundation for African Empowerment and SOS Children's Villages. Since 2001, the organisation has raised more than $3.5 million (Dh12.8m) in support of over 50 children’s charities.

Noor Dubai Foundation

Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum launched the Noor Dubai Foundation a decade ago with the aim of eliminating all forms of preventable blindness globally. You can donate Dh50 to support mobile eye camps by texting the word “Noor” to 4565 (Etisalat) or 4849 (du).


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