Ali Sufian, aka Lame Brown Dude, shoots a scene with his mother Farida, who almost always feature in his videos. Anna Nielsen for The National
Ali Sufian, aka Lame Brown Dude, shoots a scene with his mother Farida, who almost always feature in his videos. Anna Nielsen for The National

Comedy sideline adds up for Dubai accountant



Accountants get a bad rap as boring, conservative bean counters, so the stereotype goes. But one UAE-based millennial is looking to change that, one laugh at a time.

Ali Sufian, 28, works in accounts payable for a large retail group in Dubai through the week – then creates comedy videos for his 200,000 Facebook fans as Lame Brown Dude at the weekend.

And he insists accountants are much funnier than they are given credit for. “People in finance are not dry, they are intelligent and fast,” he says. “People who play around with numbers are more creative because their mind is working faster, always dealing with numbers and reports. We can be as creative as anyone.”

His videos are recorded in Urdu; this, he says, keeps Lame Brown Dude “neutral” and ensures the widest South Asian “desi” viewership.

Mr Sufian was born in Pakistan, spent some of his childhood in Bahrain and has lived in the UAE for the past seven years after studying for his commerce degree in Pakistan.

His videos tend to focus on socio-political issues the demographic will relate to, from forced marriages to the demands relatives can make on Asian expats in the Middle East.

The first one poked fun at Asian parents who want a doctor for a daughter-in-law, but then expect her to stop working after she is married. “It went viral,” says Mr Sufian. “Now, within a day I get more than 100,000 views.

“If you post something serious people won’t bother watching or sharing. If it’s funny you can plug your message about the kind of change we should bring in our lives. A lot of stuff is happening back in our country and we have the voice to make them listen.”

Mr Sufian started out writing scripts for two friends who were artists for comics on social media. But his stories became too long for a single cartoon, his ideas not “easily translated into pictures”, so he decided to turn to video and go it alone.

He taught himself about video production and chose his equipment using YouTube for tutorials. Mr Sufian now does all his own filming and editing and even produces his own music, having been in a couple of bands in his college days.

He spends one day of each weekend working on a video, shooting in the morning and editing in the evening.

Many star his widowed mother, Farida, who lives with him in Ajman, and who has, in her sixties, become a bit of a star in her own right, thanks to her role. ”She doesn’t understand much about gadgets and technology but she likes to help me and to be in front of a camera,” he says.

“Whenever I ask her, she never knows what the story is about – I just give her some lines then show her the final product.”

As an only child, Mr Sufian brought his mother to the UAE when his father died four years ago. “This keeps her occupied and she loves the kind of attention she gets,” he says.

“Whenever we go out, families like to meet her and discuss. She is enjoying this limelight. At times, she is more famous than me.”

Although he also has a YouTube channel, most of his traffic comes from Facebook. YouTube was banned in Pakistan for several years and was unblocked only last year

This has left his YouTube following under 10,000 fans and, to date, Mr Sufian says he has only made around US$100 from his videos. They cannot be commercialised on Facebook the same way as on YouTube yet, unusually, Mr Sufian has chosen to post directly to Facebook rather than embed videos from YouTube.

As he says, making money was “never the intention”, insisting accountancy, not comedy, remains his career of choice.

“I am interested in how I can share something that impacts someone’s life or changes someone’s mindset,” Mr Sufian adds. “It doesn’t have to generate money. It was not for me to gain attention.”

So what about his regular career? Will he give it all up to turn to comedy full time?

“I am more than happy with my professional side,” he says. “I’m comfortable right now but more than happy to jump on senior positions in the future – a senior accountant or finance manager.”

But he insists, the day job will never affect his hobby.

Lame Brown Dude is in fine company – American comic actor Bob Newhart originally trained as an accountant, while British stand-up comedian Eddie Izzard might have been lost to the realms of double entry bookkeeping if he hadn’t failed all of his exams.

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Investors: Technology Development Fund, Silicon Badia, Beco Capital, Vostok New Ventures, Endeavour Catalyst, Crescent Enterprises’ CE-Ventures, Saudi Technology Ventures and IFC

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Game Of Thrones Season Seven: A Bluffers Guide

Want to sound on message about the biggest show on television without actually watching it? Best not to get locked into the labyrinthine tales of revenge and royalty: as Isaac Hempstead Wright put it, all you really need to know from now on is that there’s going to be a huge fight between humans and the armies of undead White Walkers.

The season ended with a dragon captured by the Night King blowing apart the huge wall of ice that separates the human world from its less appealing counterpart. Not that some of the humans in Westeros have been particularly appealing, either.

Anyway, the White Walkers are now free to cause any kind of havoc they wish, and as Liam Cunningham told us: “Westeros may be zombie land after the Night King has finished.” If the various human factions don’t put aside their differences in season 8, we could be looking at The Walking Dead: The Medieval Years

 

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India will slash levies on medical devices, machinery, cosmetics, soft drinks and lamb.

India will also cut automotive tariffs to 10% under a quota from over 100% currently.

Indian employees in the UK will receive three years exemption from social security payments

India expects 99% of exports to benefit from zero duty, raising opportunities for textiles, marine products, footwear and jewellery

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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.

Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.

“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.

Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.

From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.

Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.

BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.

Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.

Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.

“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.

“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.

“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”

The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”

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The more serious side of specialty coffee

While the taste of beans and freshness of roast is paramount to the specialty coffee scene, so is sustainability and workers’ rights.

The bulk of genuine specialty coffee companies aim to improve on these elements in every stage of production via direct relationships with farmers. For instance, Mokha 1450 on Al Wasl Road strives to work predominantly with women-owned and -operated coffee organisations, including female farmers in the Sabree mountains of Yemen.

Because, as the boutique’s owner, Garfield Kerr, points out: “women represent over 90 per cent of the coffee value chain, but are woefully underrepresented in less than 10 per cent of ownership and management throughout the global coffee industry.”

One of the UAE’s largest suppliers of green (meaning not-yet-roasted) beans, Raw Coffee, is a founding member of the Partnership of Gender Equity, which aims to empower female coffee farmers and harvesters.

Also, globally, many companies have found the perfect way to recycle old coffee grounds: they create the perfect fertile soil in which to grow mushrooms. 

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"They see their tomorrows slipping out of their reach. And though it seems to them that everything outside this reality is heaven, yet they do not want to go to that heaven. They stay, because they are afflicted with hope." - Mahmoud Darwish, to attendees of the Palestine Festival of Literature, 2008

His life in brief: Born in a village near Galilee, he lived in exile for most of his life and started writing poetry after high school. He was arrested several times by Israel for what were deemed to be inciteful poems. Most of his work focused on the love and yearning for his homeland, and he was regarded the Palestinian poet of resistance. Over the course of his life, he published more than 30 poetry collections and books of prose, with his work translated into more than 20 languages. Many of his poems were set to music by Arab composers, most significantly Marcel Khalife. Darwish died on August 9, 2008 after undergoing heart surgery in the United States. He was later buried in Ramallah where a shrine was erected in his honour.

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At a glance

Global events: Much of the UK’s economic woes were blamed on “increased global uncertainty”, which can be interpreted as the economic impact of the Ukraine war and the uncertainty over Donald Trump’s tariffs.

 

Growth forecasts: Cut for 2025 from 2 per cent to 1 per cent. The OBR watchdog also estimated inflation will average 3.2 per cent this year

 

Welfare: Universal credit health element cut by 50 per cent and frozen for new claimants, building on cuts to the disability and incapacity bill set out earlier this month

 

Spending cuts: Overall day-to day-spending across government cut by £6.1bn in 2029-30 

 

Tax evasion: Steps to crack down on tax evasion to raise “£6.5bn per year” for the public purse

 

Defence: New high-tech weaponry, upgrading HM Naval Base in Portsmouth

 

Housing: Housebuilding to reach its highest in 40 years, with planning reforms helping generate an extra £3.4bn for public finances

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Quick pearls of wisdom

Focus on gratitude: And do so deeply, he says. “Think of one to three things a day that you’re grateful for. It needs to be specific, too, don’t just say ‘air.’ Really think about it. If you’re grateful for, say, what your parents have done for you, that will motivate you to do more for the world.”

Know how to fight: Shetty married his wife, Radhi, three years ago (he met her in a meditation class before he went off and became a monk). He says they’ve had to learn to respect each other’s “fighting styles” – he’s a talk it-out-immediately person, while she needs space to think. “When you’re having an argument, remember, it’s not you against each other. It’s both of you against the problem. When you win, they lose. If you’re on a team you have to win together.” 

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