Katherine Heigl stars as a TV producer and Gerard Butler her unofficial life coach in the romantic comedy The Ugly Truth.
Katherine Heigl stars as a TV producer and Gerard Butler her unofficial life coach in the romantic comedy The Ugly Truth.

The Ugly Truth



Confessions of a Shopaholic, Bride Wars, He's Just Not That Into You, and now this. It seems that Hollywood's misogynistic rom-com bandwagon just keeps on rolling on. In any decade, the existence of those aforementioned stinkers would point to an embarrassing lapse in judgement for a movie culture ostensibly concerned with exploring the manifold human experiences of its people, irrespective of their gender. But that all those films, now including The Ugly Truth, were all released in the one year suggests that mainstream Hollywood, when it comes to the depiction of modern women, has utterly lost the plot.

The Ugly Truth, it must be noted, was written and produced by women. It is directed by Robert Luketic, the Australian filmmaker who had a hit with Legally Blonde, but soon plummeted into low-grade pabulum such as Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! and Monster-in-Law. And its high-concept kernel is the Pygmalion-like transformation of a neurotic shrewish TV producer called Abby (Katherine Heigl) into a seductive man-magnet - a transformation that is entirely supervised by a boorish male-chauvinist guru called Mike (Gerard Butler).

Of course, Abby and Mike loathe each other on sight. Abby, we quickly discover, is a producer on a Sacramento morning TV show. She is blessed with a fabulous apartment, the smart attire of a media power player, and the respect of her colleagues and friends. She is, unfortunately, too obsessive and too controlling to maintain healthy relationships with men. In one early scene she ruins a first date by revealing that she has ordered professional background checks on her prospective paramour. It's a throwaway moment, but it lets you know that the humour is going to be entirely at Abby's expense - this will allow Heigl to stretch her comic talents (established in the megahit Knocked Up), but it too often seems sadistic and mean-spirited.

Abby, for instance, will fall from a tree while spying on her hunky neighbour Colin (Eric Winter) in his bathrobe - although Abby will hang upside-down from the tree first, thereby revealing her underwear to the world, in one of the film's many leering touches. This and other scenes allow Heigl just enough comedic rope to hang herself. Along the way, Abby is introduced to Mike, the presenter of the TV show Ugly Truth, in which he tells the people of Sacramento the hard facts of gender politics - "Women, if you want to get a man, get a StairMaster!" is as deep as it goes. The joke here is that Mike is boorish and crude and his advice is hysterically old-fashioned and pre-new man. And yet the film, despite claims to the contrary (it gives Mike a softer side and a playful relationship with his nephew), slowly validates Mike's world view. For instance, he becomes Abby's unofficial life coach (she agrees because she is desperate to capture Colin). He teaches her to swap her old wardrobe for something more "accessible". He teaches her how to flirt - "You must be both the librarian and the stripper," he says to her in another line where the giggle is instantly undercut by the cringeworthy reality on screen (Heigl's outfits become skimpier by the minute).

The plot, whatever little there is, eventually decrees that Abby must fall not for Colin, but for Mike. Which is hardly a surprise, considering that Colin is given no other character trait than tight abs, and played by a B-list supporting actor, while Mike is played by the rising star Butler and given the showiest lines. In the process, Abby learns that all the things she once valued - order, control, her sensible clothes and a well-maintained apartment - mean nothing when compared to hooking a big lunky alpha male hero like Mike. Their final scenes together are supposedly filmed in a hot-air balloon but reveal a level of technical ineptitude that is gobsmacking for a mainstream studio production (a child, a laptop and a green screen would have done better). But its lacklustre execution ultimately hints that the heart here is not in the happy ending, but in the previous 90 minutes of humiliation.

The specs

Engine: 2.0-litre 4-cylinder turbo hybrid

Transmission: eight-speed automatic

Power: 390bhp

Torque: 400Nm

Price: Dh340,000 ($92,579

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ETFs have zero upfront fees and annual charges as low as 0.07 per cent a year, which means you get to keep more of your returns, as actively managed funds can charge as much as 1.5 per cent a year.

There are thousands to choose from, with the five biggest providers BlackRock’s iShares range, Vanguard, State Street Global Advisors SPDR ETFs, Deutsche Bank AWM X-trackers and Invesco PowerShares.

THE SPECS

GMC Sierra Denali 1500

Engine: 6.2-litre V8

Transmission: 10-speed automatic

Power: 420hp

Torque: 623Nm

Price: Dh232,500

Stuck in a job without a pay rise? Here's what to do

Chris Greaves, the managing director of Hays Gulf Region, says those without a pay rise for an extended period must start asking questions – both of themselves and their employer.

“First, are they happy with that or do they want more?” he says. “Job-seeking is a time-consuming, frustrating and long-winded affair so are they prepared to put themselves through that rigmarole? Before they consider that, they must ask their employer what is happening.”

Most employees bring up pay rise queries at their annual performance appraisal and find out what the company has in store for them from a career perspective.

Those with no formal appraisal system, Mr Greaves says, should ask HR or their line manager for an assessment.

“You want to find out how they value your contribution and where your job could go,” he says. “You’ve got to be brave enough to ask some questions and if you don’t like the answers then you have to develop a strategy or change jobs if you are prepared to go through the job-seeking process.”

For those that do reach the salary negotiation with their current employer, Mr Greaves says there is no point in asking for less than 5 per cent.

“However, this can only really have any chance of success if you can identify where you add value to the business (preferably you can put a monetary value on it), or you can point to a sustained contribution above the call of duty or to other achievements you think your employer will value.”

 

How I connect with my kids when working or travelling

Little notes: My girls often find a letter from me, with a joke, task or some instructions for the afternoon, and saying what I’m excited for when I get home.
Phone call check-in: My kids know that at 3.30pm I’ll be free for a quick chat.
Highs and lows: Instead of a “how was your day?”, at dinner or at bathtime we share three highlights; one thing that didn’t go so well; and something we’re looking forward to.
I start, you next: In the morning, I often start a little Lego project or drawing, and ask them to work on it while I’m gone, then we’ll finish it together.
Bedtime connection: Wake up and sleep time are important moments. A snuggle, some proud words, listening, a story. I can’t be there every night, but I can start the day with them.
Undivided attention: Putting the phone away when I get home often means sitting in the car to send a last email, but leaving it out of sight between home time and bedtime means you can connect properly.
Demystify, don’t demonise your job: Help them understand what you do, where and why. Show them your workplace if you can, then it’s not so abstract when you’re away - they’ll picture you there. Invite them into your “other” world so they know more about the different roles you have.

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
COMPANY PROFILE

Company name: Almouneer
Started: 2017
Founders: Dr Noha Khater and Rania Kadry
Based: Egypt
Number of staff: 120
Investment: Bootstrapped, with support from Insead and Egyptian government, seed round of
$3.6 million led by Global Ventures

COMPANY PROFILE

Company name: Klipit

Started: 2022

Founders: Venkat Reddy, Mohammed Al Bulooki, Bilal Merchant, Asif Ahmed, Ovais Merchant

Based: Dubai, UAE

Industry: Digital receipts, finance, blockchain

Funding: $4 million

Investors: Privately/self-funded

TUESDAY'S ORDER OF PLAY

Centre Court

Starting at 2pm:

Elina Svitolina (UKR) [3] v Jennifer Brady (USA)

Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova (RUS) v Belinda Bencic (SUI [4]

Not before 7pm:

Sofia Kenin (USA) [5] v Elena Rybakina (KAZ)

Maria Sakkari (GRE) v Aryna Sabalenka (BLR) [7]

 

Court One

Starting at midday:

Karolina Muchova (CZE) v Katerina Siniakova (CZE)

Kristina Mladenovic (FRA) v Aliaksandra Sasnovich (BLR)

Veronika Kudermetova (RUS) v Dayana Yastermska (UKR)

Petra Martic (CRO) [8] v Su-Wei Hsieh (TPE)

Sorana Cirstea (ROU) v Anett Kontaveit (EST)

COMPANY PROFILE

Company: Eco Way
Started: December 2023
Founder: Ivan Kroshnyi
Based: Dubai, UAE
Industry: Electric vehicles
Investors: Bootstrapped with undisclosed funding. Looking to raise funds from outside

Top goalscorers in Europe

34 goals - Robert Lewandowski (68 points)

34 - Ciro Immobile (68)

31 - Cristiano Ronaldo (62)

28 - Timo Werner (56)

25 - Lionel Messi (50)

*29 - Erling Haaland (50)

23 - Romelu Lukaku (46)

23 - Jamie Vardy (46)

*NOTE: Haaland's goals for Salzburg count for 1.5 points per goal. Goals for Dortmund count for two points per goal.

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COMPANY PROFILE

Company name: Letstango.com

Started: June 2013

Founder: Alex Tchablakian

Based: Dubai

Industry: e-commerce

Initial investment: Dh10 million

Investors: Self-funded

Total customers: 300,000 unique customers every month

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The specs

The specs: 2019 Audi Q8
Price, base: Dh315,000
Engine: 3.0-litre turbocharged V6
Gearbox: Eight-speed automatic
Power: 340hp @ 3,500rpm
Torque: 500Nm @ 2,250rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 6.7L / 100km
 

Results:

6.30pm: Maiden Dh 165,000 1,400m.
Winner: Walking Thunder, Connor Beasley (jockey), Ahmad bin Harmash (trainer).

7.05pm: Handicap (rated 72-87) Dh 165,000 1,600m.
Winner: Syncopation, George Buckell, Doug Watson.

7.40pm: Maiden Dh 165,000 1,400m.
Winner: Big Brown Bear, Pat Dobbs, Doug Watson.

8.15pm: Handicap (75-95) Dh 190,000 1,200m.
Winner: Stunned, Pat Dobbs, Doug Watson.

8.50pm: Handicap (85-105) Dh 210,000 2,000m.
Winner: New Trails, Connor Beasley, Ahmad bin Harmash.

9.25pm: Handicap (75-95) Dh 190,000 1,600m.
Winner: Pillar Of Society, Pat Dobbs, Doug Watson.

Primera Liga fixtures (all times UAE: +4 GMT)

Friday
Real Sociedad v Villarreal (10.15pm)
Real Betis v Celta Vigo (midnight)
Saturday
Alaves v Barcelona (8.15pm)
Levante v Deportivo La Coruna (10.15pm)
Girona v Malaga (10.15pm)
Las Palmas v Atletico Madrid (12.15am)
Sunday
Espanyol v Leganes (8.15pm)
Eibar v Athletic Bilbao (8.15pm)
Getafe v Sevilla (10.15pm)
Real Madrid v Valencia (10.15pm)

Company Profile

Company name: Namara
Started: June 2022
Founder: Mohammed Alnamara
Based: Dubai
Sector: Microfinance
Current number of staff: 16
Investment stage: Series A
Investors: Family offices