The return of Beavis and Butt-Head
Huh-huh-huh. Heh-heh-heh. Please excuse us, we're just practising our Beavis and Butt-Head laughs but don't appear to be hitting the right guttural tones. Fourteen years after they last left TV screens, Mike Judge's rock-loving teenage dimwits are set to return for 30 new episodes to be aired this summer. With this in mind, here are some Beavis and Butt-Head facts to chew on.
Take Five... Amphibious opener
The gruesome twosome first appeared in Judge's short film Frog Baseball. MTV then signed him to transform the concept into a series, which first aired on March 8, 1993.
Take Four... Disclaimer
MTV aired the show with a disclaimer, the final form of which read: "Beavis and Butt-Head are not role models. They're not even human; they're cartoons. Some of the things they do would cause a person to get hurt, expelled, arrested - possibly deported. To put it another way: don't try this at home."
Take Three... Fire!
Beavis was a bit of a pyromaniac and would frequently shout "fire!", until MTV bigwigs banned the word, even removing it from earlier episodes. However, the creators would frequently use similar words, such as "Fryer!" Beavis finally got to shout "fire" again in the film Beavis and Butt-Head Do America.
Take Two... Daria
Daria Morgendorffer was a recurring character in the series, and went on to find fame in her own MTV spin-off show, Daria, which chronicled her sarcastic and nerdy exploits in high school.
Take One... It's, huh-huh-huh, 3D
The pair actually appeared in the opening for Jackass 3D, surely a show they would endorse 100 per cent. Shot in 3D and traditional animation, Butt-Head demonstrates 3D technology by slapping Beavis, telling him it's in 3D.
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4 Diego Ulissi (ITA) UAE Team Emirates
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MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League semi-final, first leg
Bayern Munich v Real Madrid
When: April 25, 10.45pm kick-off (UAE)
Where: Allianz Arena, Munich
Live: BeIN Sports HD
Second leg: May 1, Santiago Bernabeu, Madrid
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- Wear the right fabric for the right season and occasion
- Always ask for the dress code if you don’t know
- Wear a white kandura, white ghutra / shemagh (headwear) and black shoes for work
- Wear 100 per cent cotton under the kandura as most fabrics are polyester
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Three ways to limit your social media use
Clinical psychologist, Dr Saliha Afridi at The Lighthouse Arabia suggests three easy things you can do every day to cut back on the time you spend online.
1. Put the social media app in a folder on the second or third screen of your phone so it has to remain a conscious decision to open, rather than something your fingers gravitate towards without consideration.
2. Schedule a time to use social media instead of consistently throughout the day. I recommend setting aside certain times of the day or week when you upload pictures or share information.
3. Take a mental snapshot rather than a photo on your phone. Instead of sharing it with your social world, try to absorb the moment, connect with your feeling, experience the moment with all five of your senses. You will have a memory of that moment more vividly and for far longer than if you take a picture of it.
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Welterweight
Ahmed Labban (LEB) v Magomedsultan Magemedsultanov (RUS)
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Lightweight
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Middleweight
Tarek Suleiman (SYR) v Steve Kennedy (AUS)
Lightweight
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UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
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Shower or bath after being outside.
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Islamophobia definition
A widely accepted definition was made by the All Party Parliamentary Group on British Muslims in 2019: “Islamophobia is rooted in racism and is a type of racism that targets expressions of Muslimness or perceived Muslimness.” It further defines it as “inciting hatred or violence against Muslims”.
UAE tour of the Netherlands
UAE squad: Rohan Mustafa (captain), Shaiman Anwar, Ghulam Shabber, Mohammed Qasim, Rameez Shahzad, Mohammed Usman, Adnan Mufti, Chirag Suri, Ahmed Raza, Imran Haider, Mohammed Naveed, Amjad Javed, Zahoor Khan, Qadeer Ahmed
Fixtures:
Monday, 1st 50-over match
Wednesday, 2nd 50-over match
Thursday, 3rd 50-over match
Killing of Qassem Suleimani
MATCH INFO
Mumbai Indians 186-6 (20 ovs)
Kings XI Punjab 183-5 (20 ovs)
Mumbai Indians won by three runs
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