The author Mark Borkowski found his first employment at a circus. The big top's aesthetics have endured in his work.
The author Mark Borkowski found his first employment at a circus. The big top's aesthetics have endured in his work.
The author Mark Borkowski found his first employment at a circus. The big top's aesthetics have endured in his work.
The author Mark Borkowski found his first employment at a circus. The big top's aesthetics have endured in his work.

The golden age of scandal


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Researching a history book can be a tedious task. But for the British PR supremo Mark Borkowski, author of The Fame Formula: How Hollywood's Fixers, Fakers and Star Makers Created the Celebrity Industry, it had its compensations. During his seven-year labour of love in LA's splendidly appointed but nearly empty Academy library, criss-crossing the Atlantic to interview dying octogenarians, a mysterious woman sought him out and handed him a package full of cuttings and scribbled notes. These were the memoirs of Maynard Nottage, the forgotten forerunner of the great Hollywood publicists, and a mother lode of scandal, misdirection and ballyhoo.

The stories that emerge from the dawn of cinema beggar belief. Nottage, who worked for Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show aged 16, got his big break when asked to publicise the 1903 film The Great Train Robbery. As the picture played in town after town, Nottage engaged a stunt-riding cowboy to travel along with him to whip up interest. He turned out to be an alcoholic womaniser, giving Nottage a crash course in what were probably the first - but certainly wouldn't be the last - cover-ups of movie-related sex scandals.

As time went on, Nottage became more creative still. Strangest of his many strange stunts was probably the one dreamt up to promote the 1912 movie A Monkey Bite. He exhibited a man who, "doctors" claimed, was turning into a monkey. In reality, Nottage had stuck a tail and fur on him. Sadly the man developed an allergic reaction to the glue, was hospitalised, and later, by now rather unbalanced, went to live in a small zoo in Belgium and was crushed to death by a rhino.

It's a great story for Borkowski, the acknowledged master of the dying art of the stunt, whose own favourites tend to include animals: he once took the Andrews Sisters and an elephant into a chip shop to publicise Trivial Pursuit, and was expelled from a BBC green room when his scorpions became unruly. "My first job was for a circus, Gerry Cottle's Circus," Borkowski elaborates. Sitting on a roof terrace in Soho, Britain's own twin epicentre of sleaze and filmdom, with the sun reflecting off his blue shades, it's easy to conjure up the ghosts of Hollywood Babylon. "And I love circus people. They all live in a ­village together; they all know what they have to do; everybody looks after everyone else."

He counts the great 19th-century showman and circus impresario PT Barnum as his spiritual ancestor. "I got into Barnum when people started calling my stunts 'Barnumesque', and I thought what exactly is that? It was when researching the circus that Jeremy Beadle [the late practical joker and TV star] told me about the early Hollywood publicists, he had this knowledge of characters and hucksters, and a huge library of books. One person led me to another, and I just wanted to find that point when things changed from vaudeville and live entertainment to cinematic entertainment. In fact, the book was originally going to be called The Sons of Barnum."

Barnum's maxim was that "every crowd has a silver lining". He was a black belt in bluff and double-bluff who created a blaze of publicity when he bought Jumbo, the largest elephant seen in captivity, from London Zoo: outraged letters to the Times insisted the elephant remain on British soil. And who wrote these letters? PT Barnum himself. This lesson, that even bad publicity can actually be good, was not wasted on his successors. As well as coming up with the monkey stunt, Maynard Nottage whipped up publicity for a circus by allowing a ­lioness to escape and roam the streets, while a young girl looked after its cubs; and in order to generate interest in a saucy dance of the seven veils, he tipped off church leaders and wrote letters to local papers calling for a ban.

It all became much less fun with the rise of the studio system, when the many smaller film companies had merged and consolidated into a handful of big players, and actors were tied for years to a single one. Foremost was MGM, whose publicity department was ruled with an iron hand by Eddie Mannix and Howard Strickling for nearly 40 years. Borkowski calls them not press agents, but "suppress agents": it's largely thanks to their tireless efforts, including paying off the local constabulary, that this period is called Hollywood's Golden Age. Its apparently wholesome stars were worshipped as living gods and goddesses by their adoring public - whereas their careers would have ended far sooner had fans discovered the truth.

Clark Gable, for instance, was a jug-eared serial romancer of elderly, wealthy women (the ears had to be pinned back for all his films). Joan Crawford was a promiscuous bisexual who aborted Gable's illegitimate child. Spencer Tracy was a lifelong violent alcoholic and rampant sex fiend who supposedly bedded Judy Garland aged 14, and needed so many cover-ups that MGM created a "Tracy Squad" to deal with them.

Even in death, the MGM gurus usually prevailed. Lupe Vélez, the "Mexican Spitfire", cost them a fortune in suppressed photographs owing to her habit of dancing knickerless at parties with her skirt raised. In 1944, she took an overdose of pills, and Strickling's press release the next day eulogised her peaceful passing, surrounded by candles and flowers. In fact, she had rushed to throw up in the toilet, skidded on her own vomit and fallen headfirst into the bowl, breaking her neck.

More famous now, due to the Ben Affleck film Hollywoodland, was their cover-up of the real facts behind the death in 1959 of "Superman", George Reeves. The full truth will likely never be known. A similar pattern is observable in recent Hollywood. After some high-profile debauchery in the 1970s and 1980s, the PR industry tightened its grip on clients. Pat Kingsley, founder of PMK, typifies the trend better than any. Nicknamed "Dr No" for her control over interviews, it was she who enforced the pernicious habit, all too common in the US, of picture and copy approval. Her most famous client, Tom Cruise, once rejected 14 Rolling Stone interviewers until the magazine put forward one who suited him.

"It's a creeping rust on popular culture," says Borkowski. "Everywhere is being run by the accountants. Some of the great stunts I've done in the past, like for Warners? they're more interested now in where their talent [ie, the actors] are staying. You know what interview junkets are? They're a soulless exercise - you're not sure if you're in a dentist's surgery or a press conference. It's all about control."

And yet accidents will still happen: most famously this year, the overdose by the promising young actor Heath Ledger. That the last film Ledger acted in, The Dark Knight, has broken box-office records does not surprise Borkowski. "Someone, somewhere who's put money into that film said a little prayer to thank God [when Ledger died]." And here the conversation tips further to the Dark Side. Borkowski maintains, controversially, that "the greatest, darkest publicity stunt of all time was the Twin Towers. Our perception [in the West] of al Qa'eda is of these fellows in a cave waging war - they're much more sophisticated than that. It's not about winning, it's about long-term destabilisation. If you take those planes, why were they targeted 20 minutes apart? Because if they went in together, you wouldn't have that killer image - and for me it's still the most powerful, most shocking image of my lifetime - of actually seeing a plane crash into a building. Because of the first plane, we're ready for it, we're watching. The dark and bitter genius of that! And they were using the internet for beheadings long before."

In doing so - wittingly or not - they were participating in the greatest PR trend of all. The internet, Borkowski says, is where the real PR innovation now takes place. Out there, it's like the early days of Hollywood again, with uncontrollable stories of celebrity excess spreading like wildfire, and new stars rising and falling in instants. "YouTube is great, people coming up with viral scams, that's where it's interesting now. Have you seen Fred? Fred is wonderful. I call people like him digital buskers. You see this guy playing and singing, he has no recording contract, no global rights, he's just entertaining people."

Borkowski himself is getting in on the act: when charged with bringing back the Whispa bar, he did so through Facebook. And he's running a talent competition, tied to the publication of his book, at www.thefameformula.com. The winner will be made into a star by his company, Mark Borkowski PR. And given that Borkowski's previous stunts include organising the world's largest custard pie fight inside the Millennium Dome, making an edible billboard from chocolate, staging a ballet for remote-controlled vacuum cleaners, and gift-wrapping both a house and a helicopter, you can be sure they'll have a lot more fun these days than they would auditioning for Hollywood.

The Fame Formula, published by Sidgwick & Jackson, will be available tomorrow.

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England

Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Tottenham Hotspur

Italy
AC Milan, Inter Milan, Juventus

Spain
Atletico Madrid, Barcelona, Real Madrid

What vitamins do we know are beneficial for living in the UAE

Vitamin D: Highly relevant in the UAE due to limited sun exposure; supports bone health, immunity and mood.Vitamin B12: Important for nerve health and energy production, especially for vegetarians, vegans and individuals with absorption issues.Iron: Useful only when deficiency or anaemia is confirmed; helps reduce fatigue and support immunity.Omega-3 (EPA/DHA): Supports heart health and reduces inflammation, especially for those who consume little fish.

If you go
Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.

When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.

How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
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5 of the most-popular Airbnb locations in Dubai

Bobby Grudziecki, chief operating officer of Frank Porter, identifies the five most popular areas in Dubai for those looking to make the most out of their properties and the rates owners can secure:

• Dubai Marina

The Marina and Jumeirah Beach Residence are popular locations, says Mr Grudziecki, due to their closeness to the beach, restaurants and hotels.

Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh482 to Dh739 
Two bedroom: Dh627 to Dh960 
Three bedroom: Dh721 to Dh1,104

• Downtown

Within walking distance of the Dubai Mall, Burj Khalifa and the famous fountains, this location combines business and leisure.  “Sure it’s for tourists,” says Mr Grudziecki. “Though Downtown [still caters to business people] because it’s close to Dubai International Financial Centre."

Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh497 to Dh772
Two bedroom: Dh646 to Dh1,003
Three bedroom: Dh743 to Dh1,154

• City Walk

The rising star of the Dubai property market, this area is lined with pristine sidewalks, boutiques and cafes and close to the new entertainment venue Coca Cola Arena.  “Downtown and Marina are pretty much the same prices,” Mr Grudziecki says, “but City Walk is higher.”

Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh524 to Dh809 
Two bedroom: Dh682 to Dh1,052 
Three bedroom: Dh784 to Dh1,210 

• Jumeirah Lake Towers

Dubai Marina’s little brother JLT resides on the other side of Sheikh Zayed road but is still close enough to beachside outlets and attractions. The big selling point for Airbnb renters, however, is that “it’s cheaper than Dubai Marina”, Mr Grudziecki says.

Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh422 to Dh629 
Two bedroom: Dh549 to Dh818 
Three bedroom: Dh631 to Dh941

• Palm Jumeirah

Palm Jumeirah's proximity to luxury resorts is attractive, especially for big families, says Mr Grudziecki, as Airbnb renters can secure competitive rates on one of the world’s most famous tourist destinations.

Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh503 to Dh770 
Two bedroom: Dh654 to Dh1,002 
Three bedroom: Dh752 to Dh1,152 

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AT4 Ultimate, as tested

Engine: 6.2-litre V8

Power: 420hp

Torque: 623Nm

Transmission: 10-speed automatic

Price: From Dh330,800 (Elevation: Dh236,400; AT4: Dh286,800; Denali: Dh345,800)

On sale: Now

Ten tax points to be aware of in 2026

1. Domestic VAT refund amendments: request your refund within five years

If a business does not apply for the refund on time, they lose their credit.

2. E-invoicing in the UAE

Businesses should continue preparing for the implementation of e-invoicing in the UAE, with 2026 a preparation and transition period ahead of phased mandatory adoption. 

3. More tax audits

Tax authorities are increasingly using data already available across multiple filings to identify audit risks. 

4. More beneficial VAT and excise tax penalty regime

Tax disputes are expected to become more frequent and more structured, with clearer administrative objection and appeal processes. The UAE has adopted a new penalty regime for VAT and excise disputes, which now mirrors the penalty regime for corporate tax.

5. Greater emphasis on statutory audit

There is a greater need for the accuracy of financial statements. The International Financial Reporting Standards standards need to be strictly adhered to and, as a result, the quality of the audits will need to increase.

6. Further transfer pricing enforcement

Transfer pricing enforcement, which refers to the practice of establishing prices for internal transactions between related entities, is expected to broaden in scope. The UAE will shortly open the possibility to negotiate advance pricing agreements, or essentially rulings for transfer pricing purposes. 

7. Limited time periods for audits

Recent amendments also introduce a default five-year limitation period for tax audits and assessments, subject to specific statutory exceptions. While the standard audit and assessment period is five years, this may be extended to up to 15 years in cases involving fraud or tax evasion. 

8. Pillar 2 implementation 

Many multinational groups will begin to feel the practical effect of the Domestic Minimum Top-Up Tax (DMTT), the UAE's implementation of the OECD’s global minimum tax under Pillar 2. While the rules apply for financial years starting on or after January 1, 2025, it is 2026 that marks the transition to an operational phase.

9. Reduced compliance obligations for imported goods and services

Businesses that apply the reverse-charge mechanism for VAT purposes in the UAE may benefit from reduced compliance obligations. 

10. Substance and CbC reporting focus

Tax authorities are expected to continue strengthening the enforcement of economic substance and Country-by-Country (CbC) reporting frameworks. In the UAE, these regimes are increasingly being used as risk-assessment tools, providing tax authorities with a comprehensive view of multinational groups’ global footprints and enabling them to assess whether profits are aligned with real economic activity. 

Contributed by Thomas Vanhee and Hend Rashwan, Aurifer

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Director: Sriram Raghavan

Producer: Matchbox Pictures, Viacom18

Cast: Ayushmann Khurrana, Tabu, Radhika Apte, Anil Dhawan

Rating: 3.5/5

The specs: 2018 Peugeot 5008

Price, base / as tested: Dh99,900 / Dh134,900

Engine: 1.6-litre turbocharged four-cylinder

Transmission: Six-speed automatic

Power: 165hp @ 6,000rpm

Torque: 240Nm @ 1,400rpm

Fuel economy, combined: 5.8L / 100km

match info

Maratha Arabians 138-2

C Lynn 91*, A Lyth 20, B Laughlin 1-15

Team Abu Dhabi 114-3

L Wright 40*, L Malinga 0-13, M McClenaghan 1-17

Maratha Arabians won by 24 runs

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hall of shame

SUNDERLAND 2002-03

No one has ended a Premier League season quite like Sunderland. They lost each of their final 15 games, taking no points after January. They ended up with 19 in total, sacking managers Peter Reid and Howard Wilkinson and losing 3-1 to Charlton when they scored three own goals in eight minutes.

SUNDERLAND 2005-06

Until Derby came along, Sunderland’s total of 15 points was the Premier League’s record low. They made it until May and their final home game before winning at the Stadium of Light while they lost a joint record 29 of their 38 league games.

HUDDERSFIELD 2018-19

Joined Derby as the only team to be relegated in March. No striker scored until January, while only two players got more assists than goalkeeper Jonas Lossl. The mid-season appointment Jan Siewert was to end his time as Huddersfield manager with a 5.3 per cent win rate.

ASTON VILLA 2015-16

Perhaps the most inexplicably bad season, considering they signed Idrissa Gueye and Adama Traore and still only got 17 points. Villa won their first league game, but none of the next 19. They ended an abominable campaign by taking one point from the last 39 available.

FULHAM 2018-19

Terrible in different ways. Fulham’s total of 26 points is not among the lowest ever but they contrived to get relegated after spending over £100 million (Dh457m) in the transfer market. Much of it went on defenders but they only kept two clean sheets in their first 33 games.

LA LIGA: Sporting Gijon, 13 points in 1997-98.

BUNDESLIGA: Tasmania Berlin, 10 points in 1965-66

Blackpink World Tour [Born Pink] In Cinemas

Starring: Rose, Jisoo, Jennie, Lisa

Directors: Min Geun, Oh Yoon-Dong

Rating: 3/5

Rafael Nadal's record at the MWTC

2009 Finalist

2010 Champion

Jan 2011 Champion

Dec 2011 Semi-finalist

Dec 2012 Did not play

Dec 2013 Semi-finalist

2015 Semi-finalist

Jan 2016 Champion

Dec 2016 Champion

2017 Did not play

 

Tomb Raider I–III Remastered

Developer: Aspyr
Publisher: Aspyr
Console: Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4&5, PC and Xbox series X/S
Rating: 3/5