While everyone was rushing to talk to Brad, George, Melissa et al yesterday morning after the Academy Award nominations were announced, the actor Patton Oswalt was taking to Twitter to imagine the most awesome assembly of dashed-hopes, would-be nominees that ever was. It started when he tweeted Albert Brooks, who had already joked about his lack of a best supporting actor nomination for
Drive.
His
Young Adult
co-star Charlize Theron, Andy Serkis, Michael Fassbender, Ryan Gosling and more were soon drawn in:
Join me for a drink at The Drawing Room,@AlbertBrooks? Me and Serkis have been here since 6am.
See you later tonight. Might be out of booze -- Serkis has Pogues on the jukebox & Fassbender just showed up in a pirate hat.
Oh ... -- we're DEFINITELY going to run out of booze. Charlize & Tilda just pulled up in a stolen police car.
Dude, GET DOWN HERE. Gosling is doing keg stands and Olsen & Dunst LITERALLY just emerged from a shower of rose petals.
Nolte & Plummer just drove past, mooning us. Serkis & Tilda are signing "Is There Life on Mars?"
Oops -- Von Trier just pulled up in a pass van dressed as Goering. "Let's go to Legoland!" With a boozy hurrah, we're out!
Oh. My. God. Just pulled up to Legoland. DiCaprio's rented the park for the day. Dibs on the Duplo Gardens! #andscene
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