From left, Stephen Campbell Moore, Nicolas Cage and Ron Perlman are charged with transporting a suspected witch to an abbey in Season of the Witch. Relativity Media, Egon Endrenyi / AP Photo
From left, Stephen Campbell Moore, Nicolas Cage and Ron Perlman are charged with transporting a suspected witch to an abbey in Season of the Witch. Relativity Media, Egon Endrenyi / AP Photo

Movie review: Season of the Witch



Director: Dominic Sena

Starring: Nicolas Cage, Ron Perlman, Claire Foy

What a bizarre actor Nicolas Cage is. Fifteen years ago, he won an Oscar for his superlative turn as an alcoholic, self-destructive screenwriter in Leaving Las Vegas, a performance that ushered him into the mainstream after early cult films such as Raising Arizona and Wild at Heart. Then came his action-hero phrase - a three-strike hit of The Rock, Con Air and Face/Off that elevated him to the A-list and his pay packet to $20 million (Dh73.4m) per picture.

Yet the past decade has been a positively surreal ride for Cage, marked by the occasional high (his twin screenwriters in Adaptation) and a series of increasingly regular lows. From the appalling remakes of The Wicker Man and Bangkok Dangerous to B-movie blunders such as Knowing and Next, Cage's choices have become increasingly misguided. Couple this with his acting style - so overblown, he makes Al Pacino look restrained - and his recent career has all the finesse of a dancing rhino.

That said, after Kick-Ass,Bad Lieutenant (where his collaboration with Werner Herzog was magnificently bonkers) and even The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Cage has had a decent 12 months. So Season of the Witch will come as a disappointment to fans praying for an end to his erratic on-screen antics. A nonsensical mediaeval thriller, one that feels that it's been drastically reshaped in the editing room, it belongs to the actor's ever-growing array of putrid potboilers.

Reuniting Cage with his Gone in Sixty Seconds director Dominic Sena, this odious 14th-century odyssey sees Cage and Ron Perlman play Behman and Felson, two knights entrusted to transport a suspected witch (Claire Foy) to a remote abbey. There, monks will perform a ritual upon her in the hope of ridding the land of the Black Plague.

Accompanying them are a posse of pals, including the Liverpool-born Stephen Graham's "spineless scoundrel" (sounding bizarrely like Woody Allen) and the rising British star Robert Sheehan as an altar boy who dreams of becoming a knight. Obstacles include poorly rendered CGI wolves and a rickety bridge, in what proves the film's only decent set-piece as our heroes try to cross it before it collapses.

The story hinges on whether Foy's character is a witch or not. And, to be fair, the actress best known for playing the lead in the 2008 BBC version of Little Dorrit gives a spirited turn, investing far more energy into her underwritten role than it merits. In truth, Cage offers one of his more understated performances, forging a decent enough double act with Perlman. And there's even a chance for Christopher Lee to ham it up for a brief cameo.

Problem is, aside from the great Halloween make-up - for just about every extra is covered in boils, warts and pustules - Season of the Witch is about as much fun as dysentery. The special effects are second-rate, the twist mundane and the dialogue shocking ("we're gonna need more holy water" is a wonderful example). All of which would be fine if the film went for camp-B movie territory, but this takes itself way too seriously. Dispiriting stuff - and another blot on the Cage copybook.

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SPECS

Engine: Two-litre four-cylinder turbo
Power: 235hp
Torque: 350Nm
Transmission: Nine-speed automatic
Price: From Dh167,500 ($45,000)
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The specs: 2024 Mercedes E200

Engine: 2.0-litre four-cyl turbo + mild hybrid
Power: 204hp at 5,800rpm +23hp hybrid boost
Torque: 320Nm at 1,800rpm +205Nm hybrid boost
Transmission: 9-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 7.3L/100km
On sale: November/December
Price: From Dh205,000 (estimate)

Company profile

Company name: Shipsy
Year of inception: 2015
Founders: Soham Chokshi, Dhruv Agrawal, Harsh Kumar and Himanshu Gupta
Based: India, UAE and Indonesia
Sector: logistics
Size: more than 350 employees
Funding received so far: $31 million in series A and B rounds
Investors: Info Edge, Sequoia Capital’s Surge, A91 Partners and Z3 Partners

COMPANY PROFILE

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Started: 2023
Co-founders: Arto Bendiken and Talal Thabet
Based: Dubai, UAE
Industry: AI
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Funding: About $1.7 million
Investors: Self, family and friends

RESULT

Bayern Munich 3 Chelsea 2
Bayern: Rafinha (6'), Muller (12', 27')
Chelsea: Alonso (45'+3), Batshuayi (85')

Match info

Athletic Bilbao 0

Real Madrid 1 (Ramos 73' pen)

PAKISTAN SQUAD

Abid Ali, Fakhar Zaman, Imam-ul-Haq, Shan Masood, Azhar Ali (test captain), Babar Azam (T20 captain), Asad Shafiq, Fawad Alam, Haider Ali, Iftikhar Ahmad, Khushdil Shah, Mohammad Hafeez, Shoaib Malik, Mohammad Rizwan (wicketkeeper), Sarfaraz Ahmed (wicketkeeper), Faheem Ashraf, Haris Rauf, Imran Khan, Mohammad Abbas, Mohammad Hasnain, Naseem Shah, Shaheen Afridi, Sohail Khan, Usman Shinwari, Wahab Riaz, Imad Wasim, Kashif Bhatti, Shadab Khan and Yasir Shah. 

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1. Fasting

2. Prayer

3. Hajj

4. Shahada

5. Zakat 

COMPANY PROFILE

Company name: Almouneer
Started: 2017
Founders: Dr Noha Khater and Rania Kadry
Based: Egypt
Number of staff: 120
Investment: Bootstrapped, with support from Insead and Egyptian government, seed round of
$3.6 million led by Global Ventures

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Price, base / as tested Dh99,000 / Dh132,000

Engine 3.6L V6

Transmission: Six-speed automatic

Power 275hp @ 6,000rpm

Torque 350Nm @ 3,700rpm

Fuel economy combined 12.2L / 100km

Results

1. Lewis Hamilton (Mercedes) 1hr 32mins 03.897sec

2. Max Verstappen (Red Bull-Honda) at 0.745s

3. Valtteri Bottas (Mercedes) 37.383s

4. Lando Norris (McLaren) 46.466s

5.Sergio Perez (Red Bull-Honda) 52.047s

6. Charles Leclerc (Ferrari) 59.090s

7. Daniel Ricciardo (McLaren) 1:06.004

8. Carlos Sainz Jr (Ferrari) 1:07.100

9. Yuki Tsunoda (AlphaTauri-Honda) 1:25.692

10. Lance Stroll (Aston Martin-Mercedes) 1:26.713,