Thomas Haden Church and Dennis Quaid play troubled brothers in Smart People.
Thomas Haden Church and Dennis Quaid play troubled brothers in Smart People.
Thomas Haden Church and Dennis Quaid play troubled brothers in Smart People.
Thomas Haden Church and Dennis Quaid play troubled brothers in Smart People.

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Smart People Director: Noam Murro Starring: Dennis Quaid, Sarah Jessica Parker, Thomas Haden Church One imagines that the writer of Smart People, Mark Poirier, was aiming for irony in his depiction of an academic yet dysfunctional family. The problem is that it feels more smug than anything else.

Dennis Quaid stars as Lawrence Wetherhold, a grumpy, middle-aged literature professor at Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh. We know immediately that he is an academic because he has been so obviously dressed for the part in tatty blazers and woollen V-neck jumpers that sag over his paunch (he put on 25 pounds for the role). He even carries a brown satchel. But the clothes are the least of Lawrence's problems. He is widowed and wallowing, with a house still full of his wife's clothes because he refuses to chuck them out. His book manuscript has been refused by every publisher, his adopted, middle-aged brother, Chuck (Thomas Haden Church), shows up looking for money, and his relationship with his two children is rocky.

Ellen Page, the waspish young star of Juno, plays his 17-year-old daughter, Vanessa. She is a member of the Young Republicans, obsessive about schoolwork and miserable. "I think self-absorption's underrated," she drawls to her father at one point. Preaching to the converted there, Vanessa. Ashton Holmes plays her older brother, James, a Carnegie Mellon student who is often absent from home life because he prefers writing poetry in his dormitory.

The missing link in this picture of domestic disharmony comes in the form of Uncle Chuck, who is grudgingly allowed to stay in the attic. He wanders around the house in pyjamas, eats cereal on the sofa and gamely tries to persuade Vanessa to loosen up a little. "These children haven't been properly parented in many years," he says at one point. "They're practically feral. That's why I was brought in." It's one of several strong moments that should raise an audible laugh - which seems remarkable given that the storyline (such as it is) moves at the pace of a sloth. A blind one. Perhaps with a broken leg, lugging a heavy rucksack.

An incident at the car pound involving a high fence takes Lawrence to hospital, where he is attended by a literature-turned-medicine student, Janet Hartigan (Sarah Jessica Parker). One of her colleagues, who perhaps should have thought harder when he took the Hippocratic oath, lets slip that she used to harbour a crush on the professor. Opportunity is kicked wide open. There ensues one date, bad, and then another, better. Lawrence finds out that his book has been accepted by Penguin. Meanwhile, Chuck and Vanessa are bonding at home, and he takes her out to celebrate her acceptance into Stanford. Things look rosy for a brief whisper of time.

But this is an indie film, not a Disney cartoon. Problems erupt - though erupt is too violent a word, suggesting seismic plot developments. In Smart People, nothing seems terribly seismic. Lawrence and Janet split because he is too wrapped up in himself and his work (there is no shouting; she simply wanders away in an airport scene). And Uncle Chuck starts drifting away from the house. Those who have seen Sideways will be familiar with the melancholic feel of the film (both were produced by Michael London). Smart People's poignant, witty script is carried by strong performances from a solid cast - most significantly Quaid, Page and Haden Church, who essentially plays the same character he did in Sideways. The film is also an impressive debut feature film from the director Noam Murro.

But it's frustrating that the strong script, acting and direction are slightly let down by the smug ending. How terribly clever to call a film Smart People when, in real life, they're pretty dim. And how simply brilliant to have the one person who doesn't seem smart, Uncle Chuck, help make everything smooth and smiley again in the end. It's too tidily done, too neat and contrived. They all seem to have learnt too little, and that doesn't seem very smart at all.

ELIO

Starring: Yonas Kibreab, Zoe Saldana, Brad Garrett

Directors: Madeline Sharafian, Domee Shi, Adrian Molina

Rating: 4/5

5 of the most-popular Airbnb locations in Dubai

Bobby Grudziecki, chief operating officer of Frank Porter, identifies the five most popular areas in Dubai for those looking to make the most out of their properties and the rates owners can secure:

• Dubai Marina

The Marina and Jumeirah Beach Residence are popular locations, says Mr Grudziecki, due to their closeness to the beach, restaurants and hotels.

Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh482 to Dh739 
Two bedroom: Dh627 to Dh960 
Three bedroom: Dh721 to Dh1,104

• Downtown

Within walking distance of the Dubai Mall, Burj Khalifa and the famous fountains, this location combines business and leisure.  “Sure it’s for tourists,” says Mr Grudziecki. “Though Downtown [still caters to business people] because it’s close to Dubai International Financial Centre."

Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh497 to Dh772
Two bedroom: Dh646 to Dh1,003
Three bedroom: Dh743 to Dh1,154

• City Walk

The rising star of the Dubai property market, this area is lined with pristine sidewalks, boutiques and cafes and close to the new entertainment venue Coca Cola Arena.  “Downtown and Marina are pretty much the same prices,” Mr Grudziecki says, “but City Walk is higher.”

Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh524 to Dh809 
Two bedroom: Dh682 to Dh1,052 
Three bedroom: Dh784 to Dh1,210 

• Jumeirah Lake Towers

Dubai Marina’s little brother JLT resides on the other side of Sheikh Zayed road but is still close enough to beachside outlets and attractions. The big selling point for Airbnb renters, however, is that “it’s cheaper than Dubai Marina”, Mr Grudziecki says.

Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh422 to Dh629 
Two bedroom: Dh549 to Dh818 
Three bedroom: Dh631 to Dh941

• Palm Jumeirah

Palm Jumeirah's proximity to luxury resorts is attractive, especially for big families, says Mr Grudziecki, as Airbnb renters can secure competitive rates on one of the world’s most famous tourist destinations.

Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh503 to Dh770 
Two bedroom: Dh654 to Dh1,002 
Three bedroom: Dh752 to Dh1,152 

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Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south

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