Michael Fillon and the band Sandwash will play at the Alpha Club in Dubai on Friday.
Michael Fillon and the band Sandwash will play at the Alpha Club in Dubai on Friday.

From Latin rhythms to groovecore



Ben Elton is one of those public figures whom it's hard to see clearly through the hail of political crossfire. He started out as the reigning genius in Britain's lefty-ish alternative comedy scene, writing classics of post-punk television such as The Young Ones and Blackadder, foaming with politically correct indignation on Saturday Live and generally sticking it to Thatch. The right detested him.

His response, prophetic as it soon seemed, was a conciliatory drift towards the middle of the road. He churned out doorstop satirical novels that somehow managed to do double-duty as mass-market airport fiction. Any British sitcom about bumbling dads was likely to bear his fingerprints. And then there were the endless, unfathomably cynical musicals - jukebox money-spinners that brought the hits of Queen and Rod Stewart to the West End, in the process spoiling all three.

By now, one can hardly mention Elton's name in Britain without triggering an avalanche of rancour from one quarter or another: for what he was or what be became. And so, short of seeing his stuff for yourself, it's hard to get a clear read on whether or not he's actually any good. This week, the Dubai Drama Group offers us the chance to do just that. It's staging Gasping, his 1990 play that imagines what would happen if air were to become a yuppified designer product. It's not the best of his theatre works (that honour goes to Popcorn, a meditation on media violence inspired by Natural Born Killers), but it's a sight less abject than his musicals. At the very least, it really runs with the premise of a luxury market in oxygen. Moreover, the one-dimensional characters are somehow easier to bear in the flesh than disembodied across the 400 pages of one of his novels. Perhaps that's to be expected: whatever else he is, Elton is a great plot technician. On stage, this manifests in a blend of intricacy and nastiness that seems almost Jacobean in character. There's a flair for villainy, here - but then, this is the man who wrote We Will Rock You.

No such caveats are necessary with the Habana Son Music Club, the veteran Cuban band that is coming to Abu Dhabi this week as part of the Abu Dhabi Authority for Culture and Heritage's persistently interesting Music of the World programme. These are serious scholars of Latin Caribbean music: two of them actually studied under Ruben Gonzalez of the Buena Vista Social Club fame, which gives a fair idea of where they're coming from. But they also make a point of exploring the deeper sources of Cuban music - the cha cha, bolero, rumba and salsa. They also have the most flamboyant maraca player since the Happy Mondays, which is recommendation enough.

Finally, the Alpha Club in Dubai is celebrating its first birthday with a crowd-pleasing line-up of local bands. The opener is Sandwash, purveyors of a sludgy brand of party metal known as groovecore. They're very much the backbone of Dubai's live scene, and if you have yet to see them, your initiation into UAE nightlife is incomplete. Next up are Swerte, Jabbar and Hirabeat, two MCs and human beatbox from the much-praised Recipe hip-hop collective. They've picked up some admiring coverage recently, not least from the global music e-zine Spin Earth, and a visit to YouTube is all it takes to see why. Juliana Down are heading the bill, however, as is only fitting for a band more or less officially recognised as the UAE's act-most-likely-to. The melodic rockers are perennial sidemen for visiting megastars, making their way on to the Dubai Bike Week bill along with Deep Purple, supporting Justin Timberlake, and so on. This anniversary show is a welcome opportunity to see them take a starring role. They've done their time, after all.

Gasping Friday and Saturday, Dubai Community Theatre and Arts Centre, Mall of the Emirates, Dubai Habana Son Music Club Thursday, Al Dhafra Auditorium, Cultural Foundation, Abu Dhabi See You Next Friday Alpha's Birthday, Friday, Le Meridian Hotel, Dubai

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'C'mon C'mon'

Director:Mike Mills

Stars:Joaquin Phoenix, Gaby Hoffmann, Woody Norman

Rating: 4/5

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The Case For Trump

By Victor Davis Hanson
 

Dr Amal Khalid Alias revealed a recent case of a woman with daughters, who specifically wanted a boy.

A semen analysis of the father showed abnormal sperm so the couple required IVF.

Out of 21 eggs collected, six were unused leaving 15 suitable for IVF.

A specific procedure was used, called intracytoplasmic sperm injection where a single sperm cell is inserted into the egg.

On day three of the process, 14 embryos were biopsied for gender selection.

The next day, a pre-implantation genetic report revealed four normal male embryos, three female and seven abnormal samples.

Day five of the treatment saw two male embryos transferred to the patient.

The woman recorded a positive pregnancy test two weeks later. 

Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.

Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.

“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.

Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.

From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.

Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.

BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.

Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.

Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.

“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.

“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.

“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”

The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”

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Deccan Gladiators 87-8

Asif Khan 25, Dwayne Bravo 2-16

Maratha Arabians 89-2

Chadwick Walton 51 not out

Arabians won the final by eight wickets

Results:

5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,400m | Winner: Eghel De Pine, Pat Cosgrave (jockey), Eric Lemartinel (trainer)

5.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,400m | Winner: AF Sheaar, Szczepan Mazur, Saeed Al Shamsi

6pm: Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan National Day Cup (PA) Group 3 Dh500,000 1,600m | Winner: RB Torch, Fabrice Veron, Eric Lemartinel

6.30pm: Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan National Day Cup (TB) Listed Dh380,000 1,600m | Winner: Forjatt, Chris Hayes, Nicholas Bachalard

7pm: Wathba Stallions Cup for Private Owners Handicap (PA) Dh 70,000 1,400m | Winner: Hawafez, Connor Beasley, Ridha ben Attia

7.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh 80,000 1,600m | Winner: Qader, Richard Mullen, Jean de Roaulle

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Game Changer

Director: Shankar 

Stars: Ram Charan, Kiara Advani, Anjali, S J Suryah, Jayaram

Rating: 2/5

The biog

Name: Shamsa Hassan Safar

Nationality: Emirati

Education: Degree in emergency medical services at Higher Colleges of Technology

Favourite book: Between two hearts- Arabic novels

Favourite music: Mohammed Abdu and modern Arabic songs

Favourite way to spend time off: Family visits and spending time with friends

Squid Game season two

Director: Hwang Dong-hyuk 

Stars:  Lee Jung-jae, Wi Ha-joon and Lee Byung-hun

Rating: 4.5/5

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